User:Tomorrow Never Knows

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A slightly intoxicated closeup of me in Vedran's basement, with Keegan, Peter, and V himself nearby.
A slightly intoxicated closeup of me in Vedran's basement, with Keegan, Peter, and V himself nearby.

Good day, fellow Wikipedians! I'm Alex Yaksic. I've been contributing to Wikipedia on and off since the Summer of 2004, but have recently began to edit more articles, and I aspire to contribute in a much more refined, if sometimes argumentative manner. I have become dissatisfied with my user name, and would like to, though impossible, change it to: "Porchmonkey4life", which would be much funnier, and I wouldn't have to draw it out into three words, something that, in retrospect, I don't think was such a good idea.

Several friends of mine and I were once asked by a police officer at roughly 9:00 in the evening, whilst enshrouded by darkness, "What are you doing with that flashlight?", a question that I found to be really stupid.

I’m from Everett, Massachusetts and am currently attending high school at Malden Catholic, where the sense of fraternity is palpable. I’ve only completed a year, but in that year, I had a lot of time to inform, educate, confuse and annoy. I'm 5 feet and 9 inches tall. I've created a few articles, but hope to increase my time spent editing and adding articles here in the future.

I find myself to be extremely liberal and secular, and advocate abortion, free love, and life unfettered by such organizations as the Catholic Church and the Republican Party (which I’m confidant will not be preview to the Oval Office for several more terms, after the debacle that is this current presidency.

I currently encourage all to use Wikipedia for absolutely everything, just as I do. All the while, my AP European History teacher denounces the pool of information as something that’s “not credible”, I told him that he’s giving Wikipedia an undeserved bad name; he had no response…


Mr. Yaksic
fan-3 This user loves The Beatles.
Communist This user is a committed, card-carrying, peace-loving, Revolutionary Communist
R This user's favourite colour is red.
This user is interested in the Russian Revolution
This user is very interested in Napoleon.
AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not use it. Ever.
This user is interested in the  British Empire  Flag of United Kingdom

This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.
This user is interested in World War I and World War II.
This user is interested in military aircraft and their history.


This user is interested in chemistry.
This user has a keen interest in physics.
This user is proud to be British.
Slavic This user is of Slavic ancestry.
This user is right-handed.
This user is a cat lover.
This user is a Libran.
fan-0 This user dislikes the comedian Larry the Cable Guy.
This user prefers to play games on a personal computer.
FG
This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
PCF This user supports the French Communist Party.
MP This user is a fan of Monty Python.
This user enjoys philosophy.
This user is a Citizen of the World (Terra, ).
This user understands biological evolution.
Newspaper This user reads Pravda.

User:CPRF

ath This user is interested in atheism.
' This user studies the concept of Logic
X This user is neither a Republican nor a Democrat.
This user is probably going to Hell.
This user is a member of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
This user has an iPod.
This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really— matter of fact it's all dark.
' This user enjoys Indian classical music.
Big Brother is watching this user.
en This user is a native speaker of English.
es-2 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.
fr-1 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.
ru-2 Этот участник неплохо знает русский язык.
en-gb This user can speak British English.
LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalisation.
... This user would like to be able to speak many more languages.
This user can't stand hip hop music.
This user enjoys rock music.
This user enjoys psychedelic rock.
This user listens to Goa and psytrance.
This user drinks coffee.
M.D. This user watches House.
fan-2 This user likes Strawberry Alarm Clock.
fan-2 This user likes Bob Dylan.
RE This user plays Resident Evil.
V This user is a vegetarian.
fan-2 This user likes UBX/Black Sabbath.
SEIN This user is obsessed with Seinfeld .. not that there's anything wrong with that!
fan-2 This user likes UBX/Iron Maiden.
47 This user plays the Hitman video game series.
fan-2 This user likes Jefferson Airplane.
' This user is a "Kramer."
fan-2 This user likes Jimi Hendrix.
? This user doesn't care what console a game is for as long as it's fun.
fan-2 This user likes UBX/Pink Floyd.
fan-3 This user loves UBX/Led Zeppelin.
This user is a fan of The Office!


fan-3 This user loves the Grateful Dead.
This user enjoys playing blackjack.
fan-3 This user loves UBX/Rammstein.
This user is a Go player.
fan-3 This user loves Ravi Shankar.
This user's got a case of the Mondays.
fan-2 This user likes The Who.
This user works for CTU.
fan-2 This user likes The Rolling Stones.
This user is interested in firearms and is generally knowledgeable about them.
This user is from the planet Earth.
Firefox This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.


This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion.