Time On Our Hands
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| Only Fools and Horses episode | |
| "Time On Our Hands" | |
| Series | Christmas Special |
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| Writer | John Sullivan |
| Director | Tony Dow |
| Producer | Gareth Gwenlan |
| Duration | 60 minutes |
| Airdate | 29 December 1996 |
| Audience | 24.3 million |
Time On Our Hands is an episode of the BBC sit-com, Only Fools and Horses. It was the final episode of the 1996 Christmas trilogy, and was first screened on 29 December 1996. It attracted a television audience of 24.3 million, a record for a British sit-com.
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[edit] Synopsis
The episode opens with a nervous Raquel planning the visit of her parents, James and Audrey, for dinner at the flat, and worrying about them meeting Del Boy for the first time. Del and Albert reassure her that they will help out.
Del is still worried about Rodney after he and Cassandra had suffered a miscarriage two weeks previously, and Albert suggests that they come up with a "counter-worry" to take his mind off it, which leads to Del pretending to be ill, though Rodney barely notices.
Later in the day, Del and Rodney are in the lift when it breaks down. After being trapped in there for some time, the two brothers have a discussion about Rodney and Cassandra's miscarriage. Del finally gets Rodney to tell him what's bothering him, and Rodney says "We lost our baby!" An understanding Del tells Rodney that he's finally released all his anger by saying it. Rodney admits that he's been lying, and didn't want to break Cassandra on the night of the miscarriage. Del tells Rodney that it's just a dropped stitch in life's tapestry, which their late mother Joan used to say whenever things went wrong. Rodney agrees and is finally at peace with the whole thing, and Del suggests to Rodney to go home and have a heart-to-heart with Cassandra. Once the conversation is over, Del attempts to fix the lift himself, and gets it working instantly. Only then does Rodney realize that Del had in fact tampered with the controls, in order to force Rodney to talk. The pair share a hearty laugh.
That evening, James and Audrey Turner, Raquel's parents, arrive for the meal, and all appears to be going well. However, whilst moving the coffee that Albert has prepared in the kitchen, Del realises that it is actually gravy, and thus Albert's "gravy" that they are pouring on their dinners is in fact coffee. The dinner ruined, all around the table politely mention that they are full up. When picking up his car from the Trotters' garage the following day, James – an antiques dealer – spots an old watch engraved "Harrison" on a gas stove. After closer examination, he suggests that it may be the work of John Harrison, the man who designed and built the world's first successful maritime clock in the 18th century.
The watch is examined by experts, and all accept it to be the Harrison "lesser watch", a semi-mythical piece whose designs exist but it is unclear whether the watch was ever made. It goes to auction at Sotheby's and after hearing the opening bid of £150,000, Del promptly faints. When Del recovers, he and Rodney rush back into the auction room, with the bidding still going on. The latest bid is revealed to be £4,000,000 and Rodney, too, faints. It emerges that the final bid was at £6,200,000. When Rodney re-reads the Sotheby's statement in the Reliant van, Del shrugs and calmly remarks "Well, we've had worse days". This air of calm control is soon overcome, and the two brothers begin whooping hysterically, rocking the van with their overjoyed lunacy.
Del and Rodney visit Boycie's car showroom and, unaware of their new fortune, he teases them about having their photograph taken next to one of his Rolls Royces. Rodney, wanting to pay his older brother back for helping him cope with Cassandra's miscarriage, then buys the car for Del, much to Boycie's horror. The Trotters then visit the Nag's Head and receive a round of applause from the regulars.
The final scenes, against a backdrop of Our House by Crosby, Stills and Nash, show the Trotters enjoying their new wealth. Del and Raquel move into a mansion while Rodney and Cassandra buy a luxury riverside apartment and they buy Albert a boat, which he promptly crashes into a bridge on the Thames.
Del returns to their now empty flat in Nelson Mandela, and recalls the memories from the flat over the years, including quotes from their parents, and Grandad. Rodney also returns, and Del reveals that he is already beginning to miss the old life as a market trader. Albert returns to the flat as well to have one last look, and the three leave, though not before Del has answered a call from Lenny offering them 250 carpet steamers. Del is initially keen, but a serious Rodney tells his older brother that they aren't in the business anymore. Del reluctantly tells Lenny that "Trotters Independent Traders has ceased trading."
In the last scene, Del, Rodney and Albert walk off into the sunset, with Del arguing that they should invest their new money in the futures market (making one last claim that this was one of the many things his mother Joan said on her death bed), with the closing refrain: "This time next year, we'll be billionaires!"
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- The greatest connection was revealed in this episode. The receipt Rodney finds to legally prove the John Harrison "lesser watch" belonged to the Trotters was no doubt amongst the receipts Rodney is leafing through in the opening scene of "Big Brother".
[edit] Trivia
- Del Boy, Rodney, and Uncle Albert were originally intended to become cartoon characters as they walked off into an animated sunset at the end. It was John Sullivan's opinion that they could no longer be real, and thus end the series. At the last minute, it was changed to enable a sequel trilogy.
- During the Trotter family's last-minute attempts to get everything ready for the big dinner with Raquel's parents, Del is seen pouring some Tia Maria in a glass and then topping it up with Lucozade. He first tasted this in the "To Hull and Back" after Rodney ordered it for him at the bar of the Nag's Head.
- This was the last episode to feature Uncle Albert, though he made another final appearance in the Comic Relief special.
- On the R2 DVD release, the track "Our House" was not sung by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young. Due to contractual reasons, it was sung by an unknown female artist. The lyrics was also modified. Instead of the words "Cats", it was "Dogs" in the subsequent version.
[edit] Errors/Goofs
- In the scene where he is looking through the garage before going with Del to the lifts, Rodney lifts up two of the Russian Army camcorders at the same time - whereas in "Fatal Extraction", Rodney could barely carry one camcorder because they were so heavy.
- The Trotter garage is a lot smaller than the one seen in "It's Only Rock and Roll", where it has a wall opposite and is much larger.
- When Raquel's dad James is pouring coffee over his dinner after Albert mixed the coffee and gravy up, if you look, that is actually gravy he is pouring on his dinner. It looks too thick to be coffee.
- During the time Del and Rodney are stuck in the lift, as Denzil and Mickey Pearce take furniture out of the Trotters' flat, the door number is clearly 127, yet it was stated in "Hole in One" during the court case that the Trotters live at 368 Nelson Mandela House.
- In the scene were Del and Rodney celebrate in the van outside Sotheby's, the weather is fine when they get in and whilst they are talking in the van; however, when the scene cuts to show the van rocking as they celebrate it is raining heavily.
[edit] Quotes
- Del: (talking about why Rodney won't talk to Cassandra after the miscarriage) Yes I know, he's got a lot on his mind, Raquel.
- Raquel: He's got a lot on his mind?! And how do you think Cassandra feels? She's the one who's had the miscarriage! She needs her husband by her side, not out drinking in some pub or club.
- Del: Yes I know, but she's a woman, ain't she? She's stronger than Rodney.
- Albert: During the...
- Del: If you say "During the war..." once more, I'm gonna pour this cup of tea right over your head!
- Albert: I wasn't gonna say "During the war..."!
- Del: Well that's alright then.
- Albert: Bloody little know-it-all.
- Del: Alright, sorry.
- Albert: Thank you. During the 1939-1945 conflict with Germany...
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| Preceded by Modern Men |
Only Fools and Horses 29 December 1996 |
Succeeded by Comic Relief special |
