User:Theone00

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Contents 1 Me and Thee 2 Vanadalism 3 Picture of the day 4 Userboxes 4.1 Me in Userboxes

Me and Thee

Hi, I am Simon from Maulden. I am English and speak French, German and Latin.

Wikipedia, especially AV work, is a brillant way of learning to cope with rejection!

Vanadalism

Try here instead!

Picture of the day

Picture of the day

Rothschild's Giraffe Photo credit: Fir0002 Archive - More featured pictures...

Userboxes

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en-5 This user is able to contribute with a professional level of English. fr-3 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau avancé de français. de-1 Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse. la-1 Hic usor simplice latinitate contribuere potest. 1337-0 This user has no idea what the hell 1337 is and/or prefers to contribute using proper words. en-gb-5 This user believes that British English is the only real English, and will likely respond to any use of American English with "how crude!" nws-3 This user newspeaks goodwise. du-1 This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration. LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalisation. ... This user would like to know oodles more languages. en-us-1 This user has a basic understanding of American English.
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Me in Userboxes

Useful Stuff for Wikipedia ’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. [sic] A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma. to / too / two Too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two. they This user considers singular they substandard English usage. OED This user uses Oxford spelling. snuk This user says snuck. infin¦ itive This user chooses never to split infinitives. by The passive voice may be used by this user. man- kind Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is "politically correct". whom This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees. which & that This user knows how to use which and that correctly. less & fewer This user understands the difference between less and fewer. So should you. !? This user is a punctuation stickler. I am a participant in the Cleanup Taskforce. View my desk here. This user has a zero tolerance policy on vandalism. This alleged user can be said to maintain a policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people. This user is a member of the Counter-Vandalism Unit. This user is interested in the belief that displaying userboxes does not divide the Wikipedia community but rather emphasises its diversity. This user supports userboxes which don't hinder one's ability to assume good faith.

Useful stuff about me ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes. SI This user uses the metric system and loves it. This user is owned by one or more cats. Pi = 3.141592653589793238462643383 27950288419716939937510582097494 45923078164062862089986280348253 42117067982148086513282306647093 84460955058223172535940812848111 74502841027019385211055596446229 48954930381964428810975665933446 12847564823378678316527120190914 56485669234603861045432664821339 36072602491412737245870066063155 88174881520920962829254091715364 36789259036001133053054882046652 1384146951941511609 . . . This user is pretty sure that {{{1}}} is an outlier compared to everybody else. YM Are you a fan? Yes Minister This user is skeptical of the Zodiac. pno-3 This user is an advanced pianist. org-1 This user is a novice organist. "We shall not flag nor fail. We shall go on to the end." - Churchill This user enjoys reading anything. This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys. LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings books but NOT the films. This user knows that 42 is the answer to life, the Universe, and everything. T This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire. FLOWERY TWATS This user has stayed at Fawlty Towers. Room 101 This user wants to put :UBX/Little Britain into Room 101. This user contributes using Internet Explorer 7.0 This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP. >56k This user contributes using a broadband connection. This user exercises regularly and drinks a lot of water to stay hydrated. This user enjoys playing chess. ISIHAC I'm Sorry... This User Hasn't a Clue This user reads compact newspapers. This user is from Bedfordshire. This user likes all types of music. except... This user can't stand rock music. Two Jags Wouldn't it be great if two Jags was the next leader of the Labour Party? This user has a sense of humour and shows it in his or her userboxes. This user is a smartass; known for frequently making bad jokes, smartalec comments and having bad pickup lines and is proud of it! This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his/her user page instead of actually writing something useful. — This space for rent. UBX This user hopes you read each and every one of his) userboxes! or else...