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[edit] The Dan
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Attention Wikipedia
I created this article as a way to get back at "The Dan" for vandalism of my page in September, 2006. If you're reading this, he still has not noticed. Please do not remove this article. I want him to find it by himself, if he ever does. I know him personallly, I'm not doing this to some random person (though that may be funnier). Feel free to add anything you think is funny. -Snoopydance |
"The Dan" is a creature in North America also known as "The Smelly-Pimple-face-loser-man"
His interests include:
- Pimple Cream
- Lethal Snake Bites
- Pimpled people who were lethally bitten by snakes.
- Dreaming of Dwight Shrute.
- Things that aren't funny.
[edit] Badgers
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Dan like-a da badger.
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Yep.
Apparently The Dan finds "Badger, Badger, Badger" hilarious (though it isn't)
[edit] Murder, She Wrote
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He just can't get enough of that crime solvin' ol' lady...'. ........................
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[edit] Lethal Snake Bites
The Dan loves all forms of lethal snake bites including those of the,
[edit] The Dan's Secret Passion
Though it will never ever be mentioned The Dan does have at secret passion STAR TREK. The Dan is known to have spent countless weekends and summers watching the famed t.v show wishing that he was Captain Kirk. The Dan's favorite characters are
