User:The Wookieepedian

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Hello, today is March 29, 2007.

My home planet.

The Wookieepedian is a Star Wars fanatic whose real name is Adam A. Kingrey. Adam is a 17-year old male from Glasgow, Kentucky. He is particularly interested in the more obscure entries to the Star Wars universe. An inclusionist, he is both a Wikipediholic and a Wookieepediholic. He has been known to work for long hours improving the Star Wars articles. He formerly went by the alias of "Adamwankenobi" on Wikipedia, but got into much trouble due to his edits, and has now cleaned up his act. He still goes by that name throughout the rest of the land of the internet, including many chatrooms and messageboards.

The Wookieepedian, a misanthrope, is a strong believer of cynicism, solipsism and pantheism, and currently resides on the planet Earth near Sol in the Milky Way Galaxy. He happens to reside in multiple parallel universes, including the mirror universe, but doesn't know how many - he just knows without a doubt that he lives in this one. In another universe, he probably has never heard of Wikipedia, and, in another, it probably doesn't even exist, so he's glad that the this him lives in this universe, whatever it may be called.

His greeting

The Wookieepedian wants you to know he welcomes you and wants you to look around his userpage, the best on the net. He says to inform you that if you don't learn anything at all in life, remember, Han shot first, and don't forget, all your base are belong to us.™©®

His Wikipedian habits

The Wookieepedian tends to spend most of his time on wikipedia editing and formatting, and rarely actually writes an article. He has found that many, many articles on wikipedia are written by great writers, but are not well organized. Typically, everything is there, but it is not arranged in a logical order. That's where The Wookieepedian steps in.

Projects he is currently working on (in no specific order)

As of March, 2007, The Wookieepedian is working to get: the main Star Wars article, The Star Wars Holiday Special, and 2001: A Space Odyssey featured.
He is currently reformatting the individual Indiana Jones film articles.
Expand and clean up the Star Wars canon article
Clean up and organaize Star Wars character articles in need.

His Wikipedia to-do list

Clean up, organize the Star Wars articles to their greatest potential.
Keep the Star Wars articles vandalism-free.

His contact information

E-mail:
- AdamKingrey@hotmail.com
MSN messenger:
- Adamwankenobi
StarWars.com username:
- Adam_wan_kenobi

Interests

His former history

Here is a link to my former username here on Wikipedia. This link is to be fair to my readers, showing the bad history and track record I have had on here as Adamwankenobi:[1]

My former user page: User:Adamwankenobi
My former talk page: User talk:Adamwankenobi

(As a side note, though this is nothing to be proud of, it is a possibility, according to Rdsmith4, that I hold the record on Wikipedia for the most permanent blocks, with three on my record. I was given a chance to start a new beginning, to turn over a new leaf, and here I am!)

Cool quotes

"There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge."

- Bertrand Russell

"Socialist enterprise, huh? How's this for socialism: 'All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.' That would be why we have admins."

- User:Darth Culator at Wookieepedia

"My idea is that the U.S. will switch to metric and Canadians will spell like Americans. I think it's a fair trade off."

- User:RoyBoy

"Geeks shouldn't make fun of other geeks, that's what "normal" people are for."

- Someone at the StarWars.com message boards

"It's been over a year since they graduated, but neither of the Bush twins have been able to find work. Why don't they sign up [for the army]? Do they hate America or just freedom in general?"

- Real Time with Bill Maher, 13 May 2005 [2]

"You know its funny. A man can live as long as I have. Through all the ups and downs and just when he thinks its all over, someone cares for him again. I wasn't looking for that when I came in here. Maybe that's why it, it happened. Because I wasn't asking for love anymore. I wasn't desperate. I wasn't begging, whining, ruffling, sniveling. I just came in here for a drink and I found a lot more."

- Krelman to Ackmena in The Star Wars Holiday Special

"Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money."

- Johnny Cash

"Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself."

- George Carlin

"Why of course the people don't want war. Why should some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece? Naturally the common people don't want war neither in Russia, nor in England, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for the lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."

— Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Göring

"Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not."

- E. R. Beadle

"Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt that they are right."

- Laurens van der Post

"The person who takes the banal and ordinary and illuminates it in a new way can terrify. We do not want our ideas changed. We feel threatened by such demands. "I already know the important things!" we say. Then Changer comes and throws our old ideas away."

- The Zensufi Master

"Normal people are stupid."

- Christopher Titus

His subpages

Favorites

Films

Citizen Kane (1941)
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
Easy Rider (1969)
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
THX 1138 (1971)
American Graffiti (1973)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1973) (the sequels/remakes suck)
The Exorcist (1974) (the prequels/sequels suck)
Oh God! (1977) (an inspiring tale diguised as a comedy)
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (1977)
The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978) (because it actually dared to show that the characters normally have boring lives)
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
The Shining (1980)
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Blade Runner (1982)
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983)
The Day After (1983)
Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure (1984)
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
The Terminator (1984)
Ewoks: The Battle for Endor (1985)
Willow (1988)
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Falling Down (1993)
Schindler's List (1993)
Forrest Gump (1994)
The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
Kids (1995)
What Dreams May Come (1998)
Boys Don't Cry (1999)
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999)
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
The Green Mile (1999)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
The Butterfly Effect (2004)
What the Fuck Do We Know!? (2004)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Serenity (2005)
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)
V for Vendetta (2006)

TV shows

The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles (1992 - 1996)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)
Firefly (2002) (Think of it as Star Wars, if Han Solo were the main character, and he still shot Greedo first.)
Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003 - 2005)
Blue Collar TV (2004 - 2005)
Star Wars: Clone Wars 3D (2007-?)
Star Wars live-action TV series (2008-?)

His awards

For bringing Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace to FA status! — Deckill e r 16:31, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

Userboxes

This user is from Earth.

This user is a Citizen of the World (Terra, ⊕).

This user thinks 2001: A Space Odyssey is the best film ever made.

This user thinks Blade Runner is one of the best science fiction films ever made.

This user has a ton of edits.

firefly

This user is a member of the
Firefly Wikiproject.

S W	This user is a member of the Star Wars WikiProject.

lib

This user is a liberal.

gk	This user is a geek.

This user is an Aquarian.

This user is left-handed.

This user is a bi male.

This user has depression.

A.S.

This user has
Asperger syndrome.

This user has social anxiety.

Ø	This user is a recluse.

This user is of German ancestry.

$\sum$

This user is greater than the sum of his or her userboxes.

This user believes George W. Bush's edits to the constitution need to be reverted.

This user has never had a girlfriend. But if and when he does, the girl must be a tomboy.

This male user supports feminism.

This user supports userboxes.

This user needs just one more userbox on their page!

This user has been using userboxes too long and constantly refers to himself as "this user".

This user believes that Caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user STRONGLY advocates the use of more cowbell.

People should not be afraid of Cookie. Cookie should be afraid of people.

SWG

This user plays
Star Wars Galaxies.

All your base are belong to The Wookieepedian.

This user understands biological evolution.

This user knows that 42 is the answer to life, the Universe, and everything.

Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

dem

This user supports the U.S. Democratic Party.

met?

This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the U.S., cannot relate to them.

This user imagines
All the people living life in peace.

firefly

This user thinks Firefly is the greatest television series ever made.

This user is a Browncoat.
We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.

BtVS

This user is a fan of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series.

fan
trekkie
trekker

This user is a Star Trek fan, but refuses to be labeled as a Trekkie/Trekker.

STAR TREK

This user is a fan of Star Trek: Enterprise.

ENT

STAR TREK

This user is a fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

TNG

LOTR

This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the books and the films.

news

The only reality show this user watches is the news.

STAR WARS

This user is a Star Wars fan.

STAR WARS

This user is a true Star Wars fan, and as one, considers the films to be a single work.

¡	This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!

This user actually liked The Phantom Menace.

Star
Wars

This user is a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor.

This user would shoot Greedo first.

This user is interested in The Jedi Order.
My ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is.

Star
Wars

This user has a Private Clone Army

This user is interested in the belief that there is no light or dark side of the Force, but only a single Unifying Force.

This user supports Blu-ray.

This user enjoys rock music.

band-3

This user loves the band UBX/U2.

This user loves The Beatles.

This user enjoys classical music.

GD	This user is a fan of GREEN DAY.

CASH

This user shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626

This user is a loyal fan of Life Day.

Wikipedia is not censored for minors.

6
C
12.011

This user is made out of Carbon.

This user is a kid at heart. They may have grown older but they'll never grow up.

This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!

Kubrick

This user thinks that Stanley Kubrick is the greatest director of all time.

This user's favorite subject is Mathematics.

$0.\bar{9}=1$

This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1.

GTA

This user plays the Grand Theft Auto series.

'	This user is a Wookieepedian.

This user plays games on a graphing calculator.

agn

This user is interested in agnosticism.

ag	This user identifies as androgynous.

This user identifies as pansexual.

This user is interested in issues related to religious pluralism.

respect

This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This user supports the legalization of same sex marriage.

This user supports the European Union.

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