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The Scourge (born June 24, 1985) was born in Brooklyn, New York to a Dominican mother and Puerto Rican father. He's an only child who likes to spend most of his free time online, or drinking his ass off with friends at parties or bars. He is currently in college majoring in Liberal Arts and plans to write many articles. He believes he's getting a great start with Wikipedia and is glad that such a website exists. If it didn't, he would cause a riot; if Wikipedia ever shut down, he would cause two riots. Currently, he resides in Queens, New York which he represents whenever the city is brought to subject. If you would like to know more about The Scourge or just to send a friendly hello, you can send him a nice e-mail. He would most likely send you a funny movie quote, or a Chuck Norris Fact as a reply. He chose the name "The Scourge" simply because he thought it sounded cool.
[edit] The Scourge's facts
[edit] Late 1980's - early to mid 1990's
- Lived with his grandmother until the age of 11.
- Watched and enjoyed Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
- Was bad in elementary school.
- Ate McDonald's fast food every Friday night.
- Was a fat butterball during most of his youth as a result.
- Cried to get what he wanted — and enjoyed it with a smug on his face.
- Was very shy during Middle School years.
[edit] Late 1990's - 2007
- Dropped out of High School at the age of 17.
- After realizing how hard life is without an education, he went and earned his GED and immediately applied for college afterwards. Stay in school, kids!
- Lost a total of 50 pounds in 2004, resulting in his ideal weight.
- Can slam a revolving door.
- Craves for a deep-dish pizza and wishes to have one some day.
- Is obsessed with Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and cannot wait until the release of Grand Theft Auto IV.
[edit] Favorite Film/TV Quotes
- "I never fucked anybody over in my life who didn't have it comin' to him. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, you understand?" — Tony Montana: Scarface.
- "I'll tell you what we are, sister. We're the top of the fucking food chain. The Blood god's coming, and after tonight, you people are fucking history. He's a hurricane; an act of God. Anyone caught in his path will instantly be turned. Everyone you've ever known... everyone you've ever fucking loved. It won't matter who's pureblood and who's not. How you gonna cure the whole fucking world? Hm?" — Deacon Frost: Blade.
- "Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call "dating". I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering, "Do I have food on my face? Am I eating? Am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested? I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting-- I'm starting to get interested?" And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward. It's like, Well goodnight." Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, "Ouch, ouch! You're on my hair." — Jeremy Grey: Wedding Crashers.
- Todd: "Death, you are my bitch lover!"
- Cleary: "Todd, that's good! Tell that mean ocean!" — Wedding Crashers.
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