User:The Enslaver

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[edit] Archive

[edit] The Enslaver at a Glance

7 snippets of personal info...

  • I'm a British citizen.
  • I am Male, Caucausian, Heterosexual, Very Slightly Right-Wing - but I'm not a Nazi, a Sadistic Torturer or a Rabidly Homophobic, Oil-Loving Capital-Punishment Supporter (that's right, I'm lookin' at you, you motherfucking stereotypical South-Western hillbillies).
  • I'm known among friends as The Crazy Bastard.
  • My favourite country is South Africa.
  • I'm a wisemouth badass, or so people tell me.
  • My age is...indeterminate. Somewhere between 5 and 40.
  • To anyone who might care (hopefully no-one), I got my username from the main character in the upcoming PS3 game Possession - the article about which, incidentally, I have edited extensively - so don't start flaming at me to fuck off back to the colonies and take my slavery with me.

[edit] Pet Hates

I hate...

  • Tony Blair. Yeah, sorry, Tony, but you're an absolute bastard. Resign NOW. Oh, and that Old Liberal/New Labour bullshit? You aren't fooling anyone.
  • Chavs. OK, so it's a cliché, and has more than a hint of nu-snobbery, but I can't stand it when some freak in a torn hoodie starts masturbating furiously in the local car park while spitting chips at the pigeons. Fucking disgusting.
  • The Royal Family (except the Queen). The Queen's a lovely old gal, and let's wish her a happy birthday, but I hope that when she's gone, they bury the bloody crown with her, and hang that fucking faux-Nazi pretty-boy, Harry.
  • Big Brother. Big Brother? Big Bag of Bastard Bollocks. If you're a fan, sorry and all that - I'm sure you're a perfectly nice person - but honestly, why would you want to watch a show which consists of 80% drooling beta males pissing themselves on camera, and 20% some ill-informed camera hawk screeching at you, saying, "OMFG, some drooling beta male just pissed himself on camera! Woo!"
  • The usual chorus of wankers, Nazis, criminals, perverts, rapists, paedos and other dregs of society. Die and rot in your graves, please.

[edit] My Wikipedia

So far I have contributed (in both major and minor ways) to the following articles (in no particular order):

...not to mention a few other, extremely minor edits, which probably don't merit inclusion, even on this supremely lowbrow user page. In the unlikely event that anyone actually wants to see these, drop me a line on my talk page. N.B. If you're bored to distraction, why not check out my two standalone articles:

My very first article, Nu-Snobbery, was recently deleted for "lack of source material", as was my fourth, Ignopedia. Like I give a shit, I've still got two working standalones and 21 major edits to fall back on.

[edit] Talk

Wanna talk more? Visit my talk page. Or don't. It's a free country.

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