User:The4sword

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Alright. My name is John. I live in the dumpster behind Stuckey's, which is hard because the garbage truck always mashes me. Stupid truck. I am 13, a slacker, and of course unemployed.

My ethnicity:

  • 40% English
  • 50% Scotch/Irish
  • 9% Mixed European
  • 0.99% Canadian
  • 0.01% American Indian
  • 100% patriotic and awesome American.

I enjoy:

  • Long walks on the beach.
  • Long walks through Irishfest.
  • Long feasts.
  • Various stupid/disgusting/horrifying things I cannot say without incurring the wrath of everybody, a kite, and probably God.
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