The Way Up to Heaven

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"The Way Up to Heaven" is a short story by Roald Dahl, included in his 1960 collection Kiss Kiss. It was originally published in the 27 February 1954 edition of The New Yorker.

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The story is about Mrs. Foster, who has an "almost pathological fear of missing a train, a plane, a boat, or even a theatre curtain". She is planning to fly to visit her daughter. Mr. Foster, her husband, seems to revel in taking his time when preparing for and such event, much to the distress of Mrs. Foster. Her husband is to stay at a club in the while she is in Paris, and their servants are given six weeks off, retaining half-pay.

The next day she is terrified she will be late, and expresses her worries to the butler, Walker. He assures her that she will make her flight, but she persists. In spite of her worry of being late for her flight, she arrives at the airport on time and soon finds that flights have been delayed. The car she arrived in has since left, and she continues to wait in the airport for further news concerning her trip. Finally, it is announced that her flight has been delayed until 11 am the following day.She returns home and spends the night there.

The following morning as Mrs. Foster prepares to take her car to the airport, her husband announces that he should be dropped off at the club on the way, which terrifies her, being somewhat out-of-the-way. Before they leave, he remembers a present he had intended for their daughter Ellen, and to Mrs. Foster's dismay he ventures into the house in search of it. As she grows increasingly impatient whilst waiting in the car, she notices the present hiding in the crack of the seat where her husband had been sitting, and tells the chauffeur to call him down. He tries to enter and notices the door is locked. She decides to go herself, but then, with the key in the door she suddenly freezes, as if listening intently. After a few seconds, she returns to the car, says there is no time, and is driven off to the airport. She makes her flight with a few minutes to spare. Things go well in Paris, and she writes her husband each Tuesday. When she returns to Idlewild Airport she is mildly interested to find her husband has not sent a car to meet her, but she gets into a taxi and arrives home. She sees the mail has built up, and smells a peculiar odor. Noting that the elevator is not in order, she calmly dials for a repairman and waits at her husband's desk for his arrival.

The assumption that the reader makes is that Mrs. Foster heard and ignored her husband's frantics screams for help, the implication being that he is stuck in an elevator in a house that will be unoccupied for the next month-and-a-half. The clue is in the final sentence of the story; "She replaced the receiver and sat there at her husband's desk, patiently waiting for the man who would be coming soon to repair the lift."

Stories in Roald Dahl's Kiss Kiss
"The Landlady" | "William and Mary" | "The Way Up to Heaven" | "Parson's Pleasure" | "Mrs. Bixby and the Colonel's Coat" | "Royal Jelly" | "Georgy Porgy" | "Genesis and Catastrophe" | "Edward the Conqueror" | "Pig" | "The Champion of the World"