The Virgin (Seinfeld episode)

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Seinfeld episode
"The Virgin"

Jerry with the virgin.
Episode no. 50
Airdate November 11, 1992
Guest star(s) Jane Leeves & Ping Wu
IMDb profile
Seinfeld - Season 4
August 1992 - May 1993
  1. The Trip, Part 1
  2. The Trip, Part 2
  3. The Pitch
  4. The Ticket
  5. The Wallet
  6. The Watch
  7. The Bubble Boy
  8. The Cheever Letters
  9. The Opera
  10. The Virgin
  11. The Contest
  12. The Airport
  13. The Pick
  14. The Movie
  15. The Visa
  16. The Shoes
  17. The Outing
  18. The Old Man
  19. The Implant
  20. The Junior Mint
  21. The Smelly Car
  22. The Handicap Spot
  23. The Pilot, Part 1
  24. The Pilot, Part 2
List of all Seinfeld episodes

The Virgin is the fiftieth episode of the hit sitcom Seinfeld. It was the 10th episode for the 4th season. It aired on November 11, 1992.

[edit] Plot

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

After much procrastination, George and Jerry strain to think of an idea for their TV series a few hours before a meeting with NBC executives. Jerry finds out a girl he once met is still a virgin, and later Elaine educates her about men after sex. George wants to end his relationship with Susan so he can exploit his writing profession as a pick-up line. Elaine runs into and injures Ping, a Chinese delivery boy. Kramer watches too much television. George gets Susan fired by NBC when he kisses her on the lips before a start of a meeting to finalize their sitcom.

Spoilers end here.

[edit] Quotations

  • George: This is unbelievable! Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in.

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  • Marla: Well, I'll tell you what I see...
  • Jerry: Oh, please. And be brutal, I have no closet sensitivity.
  • Marla: Are you very fussy about your pants?
  • Jerry: I don't think I am.
  • Marla: Because I have a very radical idea. Can you handle it?
  • Jerry: Try me.
  • Marla: Here's what I'm proposing. We'll eliminate all this, the bar, the hangers, the shelves and in its place we'll install a series of hooks! We'll put everything on hooks!
  • Jerry: Everything?
  • Marla: Everything! The shirts, pants, sportsjackets, pajamas; We can get eighty hooks on here!
  • Jerry: You're quite mad you know.

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  • George: This is great! He fired her! This is incredible, he fired her. I'm out, baby! I'm out!
  • Jerry: Why did he fire her?
  • George: Because I kissed her in the meeting. Russell found out, he fired her over the phone. Finally, my stupidity pays off!