The Tony Kornheiser Show

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The Tony Kornheiser Show
Genre Sports talk
Running time 4 hours
(2 hours live and
2 hours repeat)
Country Flag of United States United States
Home station WTEM (1992-2006)
ESPN Radio (1998-2004)
XM Satellite Radio (2005-2006, 2007-present)
WTWP (2007-present)
Starring Tony Kornheiser
Air dates May 25, 1992 – Present

The Tony Kornheiser Show is a sports radio talk show out of Washington, D.C. hosted by Tony Kornheiser, which appeared on WTEM from 1992 to 1997; on ESPN Radio between 1998 and 2004; back on WTEM from 2004 to 2006; and currently on WTWP since February 20, 2007.

The show has also appeared on XM Satellite Radio between February 28, 2005 and April 28, 2006, and again since March 5, 2007.

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[edit] History

[edit] WTEM (1992-1997)

When The Tony Kornheiser Show launched on May 25, 1992, the show was originally produced by Mitch Levy. The sports director on WTEM, Andy Pollin, was both sidekick and news reporter of the show. Gregory Thomas Garcia was a board op on the show, and later ascended to producer of the show. When Garcia left the show, Gary Braun became his producer.

At the beginning, Kornheiser basically had two rules:

  • No athletes as guests because Kornheiser thinks their interviews are boring and hard to get the points Kornheiser wants.
  • When callers call in, Kornheiser requests them to go straight to the topic without pleasantries. If a caller asks "how are you doing?" a "Banned from the Tony Kornheiser Show" soundbite will come up and the call is off.

Although Kornheiser does not like callers to say "how are you doing?" he likes callers and e-mailers to have funny and creative comments. John from D.C. always said "T.K. Stack Money" when he called in. Steve the Sycophant from Virginia, always said "Tony, my liege and idol" on the phone.

When Andy Pollin did the news update, Kornheiser often interrupted him with his comments on the news. During the first few years, Kornheiser would let a then WTEM traffic reporter Janet Elliott (then called Janet Delaney or Janet O'Connor, and also known as Janet "From Another Planet") to sing show tunes in a segment and then praise her.[1] During the show, the sales representatives of WTEM sent free food to the studio, which prompted Kornheiser to say, "This show is about free food." If the food was not delivered on time, Kornheiser would go ballistic on the air.

Because Kornheiser needed to focus on writing his Style column in the Washington Post weekly, he usually did not host the show on Thursdays. Usually Andy Pollin, the Sports Director at WTEM, would guest-host Tony's Show on Thursdays. Between 1996 and 1997, Warner Wolf was named the guest host of the Tony Kornheiser Show on Thursdays until he moved to New York as a substituting sports anchor on Imus in the Morning. Other Thursday guest hosts are Kevin Kiley, Johnny Holliday, the voice of the Maryland Terrapins, and Al Koken, etc.

Late in this tenure, Kornheiser started to read emails from his listeners. This segment is called Tony's Mailbag. The jingle introducing the segment is sung by Gary Braun, a member of the original incarnation of the show. He always ended his radio show by saying "If you're out on your bike tonight, do wear white" as a tribute to the Rolling Stones.

The last show before he moved to ESPN Radio was broadcasted on November 14, 1997.

[edit] ESPN Radio (1998-2004)

The Tony Kornheiser Show on ESPN Radio debuted on January 5, 1998. The show aired between 1 p.m. and 4 p.m. ET. The original producer was Denis Horgan, Jr. and the sports update was anchored by Dan 'The Duke' Davis. Because of Kornheiser's duties in The Washington Post, The Tony Kornheiser Show had two studios: one in Washington, D.C. where Kornheiser and Pollin lived and the other in Bristol, Connecticut, where the producing staff and Davis stayed.

One of the famous features of the show was that when Davis reported the updates, Kornheiser would interrupt the Duke's updates and make comments. At first the Duke was not amused with Kornheiser's interruptions and it took Davis a while to get used to it.[2] Later on they found the chemistry and Tony described the Duke as the glue of the show.

During the first two years, Kornheiser did not host the show when he wrote a column for ESPN The Magazine. Andy Pollin, Bob Ryan of The Boston Globe, or others would guest-host the show.

On November 16, 1998, WTEM moved The Tony Kornheiser Show to the 4-7 p.m. slot as a tape delay show. Kornheiser did not like the idea because he would lose the callers from the WTEM broadcasting area.

On September 13, 1999, ESPN radio moved The Tony Kornheiser Show to his favorite 10 a.m.-1 p.m. ET slot to make room for The Dan Patrick Show. WTEM accommodated the move by reducing The Jim Rome Show to 2 hours. Jim Rome was furious at the move. He voiced his displeasure on the air, attacked Kornheiser and demanded WTEM to get his third hour back. Kornheiser responded to Rome's attack by his usual sarcastic humor. The producing staff of The Tony Kornheiser Show even played several Jim Rome parodies. The "Snackdown" was one of the most famous parodies in the history of The Tony Kornheiser Show. Two phrases, "Clahhsic!" and "Epic!", both said in a tone mocking Jim Rome, became the staples of The Tony Kornheiser Show. Also, Kornheiser's nickname "Mr. Kornmissioner" was derived from this segment. Kornheiser also mocks Rome's "tour stops" from time to time on his show, and states that Rome's "takes" are not his own opinions, but rather made-up opinions from staff members that he pays to write his takes.

Tony's Mailbag concluded the show on ESPN Radio with Kornheiser reading emails from his listeners. The jingle introducing the segment still used the version sung by Gary Braun. The music that plays in the background during this segment is "Tea for Two Cha Cha" by Roy Battle (pronounced Bah-tell by Tony) and the Altones. The band is dubbed "The official house band of the Tony Kornheiser Show".[3] Later on, Gadget White and opera singer Denyce Graves would create alternate opening jingles for this segment.

Although The Tony Kornheiser Show is a sports-talk show, Kornheiser spends a lot of segments discussing current events, music, entertainment and life surrounding himself, including his dog, Maggie. During Fridays Tony would discuss movies with either Stephen Hunter or Joe Barber of WTOP. His love of the music in 1960s insprired a radio segment called Old Guy Radio. His other-stuff talk makes his talk show much more interesting when there is no big sports event. In essence, his non-sports talk becomes a talk show version of his Washington Post Style Section columns. A collection of memorable clips of witty, sarcastic, or funny sayings from famous movies, television shows, callers, interviewees, and cast members have been turned into soundbytes that are played regularly on the show, depending on the situation and circumstance.[4]

Kornheiser, a self-admitted agitator stemming from his time as a young adult in the late 1960s, would do many things to provoke wrath from his bosses, fellow ESPN employees, (especially the on-air TV "heads") and from ESPN Radio's usual core audience, which only wanted intense sports talk as opposed to stories about how to cook a chicken, his mischievous brittany spaniel, Maggie, or him kvetching about the people he dislikes, his old age, his kids, and his lack of hair.

The on-air TV "heads" were featured prominently on the show in a comedic game called the ESPN Fantasy Head League. It is based off of fantasy sports leagues, except the athletes comprised of only ESPN/ABC sports personalities. The people who appeared regularly on the show (Andy, Phil Ceppaglia, Kevin Stanfield, and Kornheiser himself) participated in a mock fantasy draft of the on-air personalities, which featured people such as Dan Patrick, Mike Tirico, Stuart Scott, Dana Jacobson, and Neil Everett. Each person on the show would earn points for the types of shows each head appeared on. More points were given to higher profile spots, such as the 11 p.m. SportsCenter, or an ABC Sports program. Proof of his aggitative nature occurred during his second mock fantasy draft. Management heard about the draft and immediately pulled the activity while Tony's show was in commercial.

In late 2001, Kornheiser decided to leave the microphones on when his show went to a commercial break, as a treat to his internet radio listeners. The result was the infamous yet wildly popular "Internet Show", where online listeners could hear what the people on the show really thought about sports, entertainment, politics, and other stuff.[5]

Two popular internet show segments involved Rich Eisen telling the Bea Arthur joke, and Kornheiser ripping an angry emailer who proclaimed that he hated Tony's show. Eisen heard the Bea Arthur joke at the Friar's Club comedy roast of Jerry Stiller in 1999, where the joke was told by Jeffrey Ross.[6] Kornheiser's tirade against the angry emailer, red89hawk@aol.com, was peppered with foul language and vitriolic sentiment, a hallmark of the Internet Show, and Kornheiser's rants in general. The red89hawk segment also featured an E-mail Jihad, a barrage of angry emails from listeners directed at the person criticizing Kornheiser. The Internet Show was a forum of real emotions from real people engaging in informal conversations, and would regularly contain explicit topics and foul language. As Kornheiser once said during the Rich Eisen internet show segment, "That's why we always say, this is the X-Rated portion of the show."

The Internet Show was cancelled on January 4, 2002 when it was alleged that racist remarks were made during one of the segments. It was reinstated in February 2002. The Internet Show was pulled off the air for good in the summer of 2002, when show producer Denis Horgan Jr., a friend of Kornheiser, was fired for inappropriate e-mail conduct. Tony criticized management on the air for Horgan's firing, and was subsequently suspended from ESPN Radio for one week. This suspension became known as Kornheiser's "Vacation" when the topic of his "disappearance" arises. The continuous arguments with ESPN Radio management led to Kornheiser's departure.

Ray Necci replaced Horgan as the show's producer in the summer of 2002. A year later, Chadd Scott replaced Necci as producer. Kornheiser's last show on ESPN Radio was aired on March 26, 2004.

[edit] WTEM (2004-2006) and XM (2005-2006)

On November 10, 2004, Kornheiser returned to WTEM with the cast of

  • Andy Pollin (sidekick and news reporter)
  • Gary Braun (sidekick)
  • Keven Sheehan (news reporter)
  • Marc Sterne (producer, who is nicknamed "Nigel" and uses a British accent. His authenticity was questioned on March 24, 2006, but had proof that he was from England, showing his English Badge on Channel 8. However, the authenticity of his daily appearances on Channel 8 is also in extreme doubt, so the mystery remains).

The show was heard online on SportsTalk 980 from 9 a.m. to 11 a.m. ET, after which the show was repeated until 1 p.m. ET. XM Satellite Radio began broadcasting the show on February 28, 2005 from 11 a.m. through 1 p.m. on Extreme XM. Since Clear Channel programs Extreme, Kornheiser was not compensated for this additional venue.

In this tenure, The Tony Kornheiser Show included a sports score update segment that was called "Andy Polley's Happy Funtime Sports Extravaganza". The Extravaganza was usually the sports update at 20 minutes past the hour during the second hour of the show, and was introduced by carnival music and a random soundbite from the show's database. Also, Darius Rucker of Hootie and the Blowfish recorded another version of the opening jingle for Tony's Mailbag.

During this time, the holdovers from the ESPN message board days, referred to as bloggers by Kornheiser, held a members-only golf tournament on August 1, 2005. Kornheiser spent time in the months before the tournament, which he dubbed "The First and Last Annual Nerds in Paradise Golf Closed Invitational" (derided by Gary Braun using the acronym "FAGLAP"), trying to make deals with golf courses and hotels in the Washington DC area for the best deal. Finally, the winning host emerged as Reston National Golf Club, in Reston, Virginia. They, led by hotel manager Mark Driscoll, gave the bloggers the "Mr. Tony Treatment," including an extravagant dinner after the golfing that evening. To the shock of people like Andy Polley and Kevin Stanfield, noted curmudgeon Kornheiser was visibly moved by the whole affair. Some of the better-known bloggers that attended were AJ in Nashville, Korry in Virginia and Brandon Borzelli, who Kornheiser noted wrote the funniest emails in the show's history[citation needed].

The Tony Kornheiser Show on WTEM ended on April 28, 2006 so that Kornheiser can change his sleep schedule to accommodate his future role as a color analyst on ESPN's Monday Night Football. Kornheiser has stated that he plans on returning to radio after the NFL Football Season. From time to time, Kornheiser will call in to his replacements, Andy Pollin and Steve Czaban, whenever he feels like to discuss matters such as The Sopranos, American Idol, and 24.

[edit] WTWP and XM (2007-present)

After completing the 2006 season on ESPN's Monday Night Football, Kornheiser considered offers from WTEM and WTWP to return to the Washington, DC area radio airwaves.[7]

On January 23, 2007, Kornheiser decided to go to WTWP to host The Tony Kornheiser Show.[8] Effective February 20, 2007, The Tony Kornheiser Show airs live on weekdays from 8:30 to 10:30 a.m., with a repeat airing immediately afterward (on Fridays the last half-hour will be preempted by The Politics Program).[9] WTWP is owned by Bonneville International and programmed in conjunction with The Washington Post.

The deciding factor for Kornheiser to join WTWP was his desire to work for a station affiliated with The Washington Post, where he has been since 1979.[10]

For the new incarnation of the show, Kornheiser retains Marc "Nigel" Sterne as producer. Andy Pollin and Gary Braun still stay at WTEM and Triple X ESPN Radio, respectively. The main cast of the show includes:

  • Brennan Haselton, the news reporter.
  • Joe Barber, the entertainment editor of WTOP.
  • David Aldridge of The Philadelphia Inquirer and TNT when Barber is away.
  • Jeanne McManus, former food editor of The Washington Post, a.k.a. "my dear friend Nancy" in Kornheiser's Washington Post Style columns.

McManus appears on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. When McManus is away, Sally Jenkins or Liz Clarke of The Washington Post, or Janet Elliott fill in for her. Kevin Stanfield fills in when either Barber or Aldridge is away. Several frequent guests on the show have been limited by their affiliation with ESPN; Kornheiser has stated on-air (most recently on March 13, 2007) that ESPN management has enacted a policy that prevents ESPN employees and commentators--the majority of whose work appears on ESPN--from appearing as guests on non-ESPN programs.[11]

Because the show is broadcast on a long-form talk radio station, Kornheiser is not required to focus primarily on sports. As a result, this incarnation of the show focuses more on pop culture, entertainment, news headlines, and the daily lives of Tony and his co-hosts. Kornheiser plans on broadcasting on WTWP for 4 months, then return to the Monday Night Football booth for the 2007 season. In 2008, Kornheiser will return to WTWP and "do the radio seriously."[12]

Beginning March 5, 2007, The Tony Kornheiser Show also airs on XM Satellite Radio Channel 144, available in the United States and Canada, from 9 a.m. to 11 a.m.[13]

[edit] Frequent guests

[edit] Famous catch phrases, references, and soundbites

  • Affirmation Baby! or (insert word ending with -tion) Baby!: Kornheiser's running gag based on Stuart Scott's catch phrase "Affirmation Baby!" The phrase was derived from a game of celebrity basketball, during which Scott and Michael Jordan were on the same team. Scott fed Jordan an assist, who promptly executed a dunk. After the basket was scored, Scott gazed and waited for Jordan to turn around and acknowledge him. When Jordan finally turned around and pointed his finger at Scott, Scott uttered the phrase "Affirmation Baby!".
  • Andy Polley: Andy Pollin's nickname on the show. The name "Polley" is in reference to an irate caller who called the show and screamed "Andy Pollin, you are an idiot!" after he heard Pollin's comments of Rafael Palmeiro. However, the caller mispronounced Pollin's last name as Polley. Denis Horgan, Jr. recorded the "Andy Polley" soundbite and the staff often played it on the show when Andy Pollin speaks. The nickname has stuck ever since.[14]
  • Banned from the Tony Kornheiser Show: when a caller asked "how are you doing?" this soundbite would come up and the call was off. There were three versions of the "Banned from the Tony Kornheiser Show" soundbite. The first two versions were recorded by the WTEM station announcer and a caller during Kornheiser's first tenure on WTEM. Charley Steiner recorded the third version when The Tony Kornheiser Show was on ESPN radio.
  • Buried Like Cheese: Kornheiser's phrase for a situation in which someone or something is cut down at the knees, crushed, destroyed, eliminated, humiliated, etc. ("_____ was buried like cheese")
  • Channel 8: A fake television channel that broadcasted the second WTEM tenure, as well as the current incarnation of the show, much like how the Mike and Mike in the Morning radio show is simulcasted on ESPN 2. The name is a play on the actual news channel in the Washington, D.C. area, News Channel 8.
  • The Cheese Boy: Dan Steinberg's nickname by Kornheiser. Steinberg does blogs called D.C. Sports Bog on the website of The Washington Post and his blog takes over Kornheiser's columnette space on the paper. Kornheiser complained about it to Andy Pollin on Pollin's show on WTEM and called Steinberg "the Cheese Boy" because Kornheiser thought Steinberg only wrote about "cheese" every day during the 2006 Winter Olympics.[15] Later Steinberg called Kornheiser "The Bear"[16] because Kornheiser warned him on the radio not to poke the bear.[17]
  • Clahhsic!, Epic!, Tour Stops and Takes: the terms said in a tone mocking Jim Rome.
  • E-mail Machine: since Kornheiser did not know how an e-mail worked and always got e-mails from the fax machine sent by the ESPN Radio producing staff before the Tony's Mailbag segment, Kornheiser described the fax machine or the computer as the e-mail machine.
  • FAGLAP: not-quite-accurate acronym for the message board-created golf tournament in which TK, Gary and Andy participated in on August 1, 2005. in Reston, VA, at Reston National Golf Club. The "official" name of the tournament, as given by Kornheiser, was "The First and Last Annual Nerds in Paradise Golf Closed Invitational."
  • Fat, Bald and White or Fat, Bald and Orange: another self-depreciating description of Kornheiser. Originally he mentioned himself as "fat, bold and white." After PTI was launched, some listeners noticed that his face looked orange on TV and began to call him "fat, bald and orange."
  • Gettin' It Done: A phrase used to describe a woman that is still considered sexy or attractive at an advanced age (i.e. Helen Mirren is still gettin' it done!). The phrase is also used for someone or something that is exceeding all expectations.
  • The Golden Boy: Kornheiser's description of Dan Patrick.
  • Google It or Hit the Google Key: Kornheiser's way of asking Phil Ceppaglia to use Google to search for a specific topic.[14]
  • Hitler? Who said anything about Hitler?: A catch phrase from The Producers, often used by Gilbert Gotfried, that Kornheiser often says during off-beat, comedic segments of the show.
  • If you're out on your bike tonight, do wear white: Kornheiser's signature sign-off, which is from the Rolling Stones' song, "Something Happened To Me Yesterday."[14]
  • Junior: Tony's nickname for John Feinstein. The nickname originated when Tony likened Feinstein's bad temper to that of John McEnroe, Jr.. Two "Junior" soundbites exist on the show, one of which is Sean Connery asking where Junior is in Indiana Jones ("Junior?"), and the other is of Connery screaming "Junior!" from the same movie.
  • The Littles: The nickname for the radio show listeners.
  • Mr. Kornmissioner: when Kornheiser hosted either a mock draft or Snackdown, one of his callers called him Mr. Kornmissioner.
  • Mr. Tony: Kornheiser's nickname. The nickname is derived from the Mr. Tony Experience. This nickname is sometimes intentionally misspelled by emailers as Mr. Toby.
  • Mr. Tony Experience: Much like how Wilbon's America describes the lifestyle of Michael Wilbon, the Mr. Tony Experience describes the lifestyle of Kornheiser, which includes activities such as going to sleep by 9 p.m. and waking at 5 a.m. to walk the dog, being afraid of flying or anything remotely dangerous, carrying a stun gun and wearing an orange cape, lifting one-pound weights in the morning, begging various sponsors and people for free food and gift bags, begging for product, begging for a Pontiac Solstice, being invited to major political/entertainment events and dinners but rarely attending, believing that chimpanzees equate to sheer comedy, being spotted by famous celebrities and political figures for being the host of PTI, drinking Johnny Walker Blue, joking about Linda Cohn's twelve toes and how she got them the hard way (A set of 7 and a set of 5), loving women who drink and smoke, being technologically inept, and kvetching about being fat, bald, orange or anything in general.
  • No, Tony or Yes, Tony: soundbites played during certain occasions when Kornheiser is wrong or right about something. The voice of both soundbites is David Aldridge.
  • Phil the Showkiller: Phil Ceppaglia's nickname. The name was born when Ceppaglia mistakenly passed along to Kornheiser the wrong hometown for a caller. When the caller corrected his hometown on-air, Kornheiser began lambasting Ceppaglia and called him a showkiller.[14]
  • Rolling With Phil's Mom: This phrase refers to Ceppaglia's mother, who blindly picked George Mason, a Cinderella team no one expected to even make the 2006 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament, to win the National Championship. Due to George Mason's stunning run through the tournament, her pick turned out to be far more accurate than anyone thought, which led to Tony's listeners jumping on the bandwagon and proclaiming that they "Roll with Phil's Mom".
  • Sales Weasels: Kornheiser's description of the sales staff at WTEM.
  • Satchmo: Satchmo is Louis Armstrong's nickname. Kornheiser thought it was a cool nickname and he wanted to be nicknamed "Satchmo". The e-mailers began to call him Satchmo.
  • This show is about my dog or This show is about free food: Kornheiser's catch phrase to emphasize that his show is more about his life, not sports.
  • This Show Stinks: Kornheiser's self-depreciation about his show. The show's past and present email addresses, thisshowstinks@espnradio.com, thisshowstinks@sportstalk980.com and thisshowstinks@washpost.com, are based on this catch phrase. Note that thisshowstinks@espnradio.com was actually selected by his listeners.[18]
  • Throwing up on himself: Term used to describe choking or the inability to perform in a clutch situation.
  • Vacation: The term used by Kornheiser when he refers to his suspension from ESPN Radio after being overly critical of ESPN Radio management on the air for firing his producer, Denis Horgan, Jr.
  • WHA' HAPPEN?!: Kornheiser's remark when something catastrophic or shocking occurs, such as choke jobs in sporting events, meteoric falls from stardom, career-killing events and moves, etc. The phrase comes from A Mighty Wind, where Fred Willard's character, Mike LaFontaine, starred in a failed 1970s TV show called "Wha' Happened?".
  • Wilbon's America: Kornheiser's sarcastic description of the lifestyle of his fellow colleague, Michael Wilbon, where business deals are closed and/or celebrated at strip clubs, men carry handbags, homes are equipped with a satellite dish, TVs are at least 32 inches, etc.[14]
  • Wilbonia: A place where the inhabitants (Wilbonians) worship Michael Wilbon and practice the lifestyle of Wilbon's America.

[edit] See also

[edit] References and notes

  1. ^ Tony Kornheiser (2007-03-01). The Tony Kornheiser Show podcast. Washington Post Radio.
  2. ^ Reid Cherner (2003-12-11). Fans all ears when 'The Duke' spreads the news. USA Today.
  3. ^ Bill Lehecka. FAQ - Who plays the background music while Tony reads e-mails?. This Website Stinks! - An Unofficial Tony Kornheiser Website. Retrieved on 2006-10-25.
  4. ^ Bill Lehecka. Claaah-sic clips. This Website Stinks! - An Unofficial Tony Kornheiser Website. Retrieved on 2006-10-25.
  5. ^ Steve MacLaughlin (2002-02-11). Gonzo radio returns. Saltire: Blogging by Steve MacLaughlin.
  6. ^ A.J. Daulerio and Will Leitch (2004-06-23). Now that was freaking funny. The Black Table.
  7. ^ Amy Argetsinger and Roxanne Roberts (2007-01-10). Reliable source: for Kornheiser, a host of offers. The Washington Post.
  8. ^ Kornheiser Comes to Washington Post Radio. WTOP Radio (2007-01-23).
  9. ^ Paul Farhi (2007-01-24). Post Radio brings Kornheiser into fold. The Washington Post.
  10. ^ Jim Williams (2007-01-24). Tony Kornheiser to return to radio on WTWP. Washington Examiner.
  11. ^ Michael Hiestand (2007-03-14). CBS has pieces in place for NCAA jigsaw puzzle. USA Today.
  12. ^ Bill Lehecka. Tony Kornheiser's Message to the Blogosphere. This Website Stinks! - An Unofficial Tony Kornheiser Website. Retrieved on 2007-01-27.
  13. ^ Tony Kornheiser to Air Nationwide on XM Satellite Radio. XM Radio (2007-02-15).
  14. ^ a b c d e f g Tony Kornheiser Glossary. ESPNRadio.com. Retrieved on 2007-01-17.
  15. ^ Dan Steinberg (2007-01-03). Bog doomsday approaches: Kornheiser wants his space back. washingtonpost.com.
  16. ^ Dan Steinberg (2007-03-08). Steinz's Sports Bog bracket madness. washingtonpost.com.
  17. ^ Dan Steinberg (2007-02-28). More Bog t-shirts. washingtonpost.com.
  18. ^ Remembering Tony. ESPNRadio.com. Retrieved on 2006-10-25.

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