The Switch

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Seinfeld episode
"The Switch"
The three in the apartment, after learning Kramer's first name.
Episode no.	97
Airdate	January 5, 1995
Writer(s)	Bruce Kirschbaum & Sam Kass
Director	Andy Ackerman
Seinfeld - Season 6 September 1994 - May 1995
The Chaperone The Big Salad The Pledge Drive The Chinese Woman The Couch The Gymnast The Soup The Mom & Pop Store The Secretary The Race The Switch The Label Maker The Scofflaw The Highlights of 100, Part 1 The Highlights of 100, Part 2 The Beard The Kiss Hello The Doorman The Jimmy The Doodle The Fusilli Jerry The Diplomat's Club The Face Painter The Understudy
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The Switch is the 97th episode of NBC sitcom Seinfeld. This was the 11th episode for the 6th season. It aired on January 5, 1995. This episode is notable for revealing Kramer's first name as Cosmo.

[edit] Plot

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

After playing tennis Elaine is recognized by Mrs. Landis, a former potential employer from Doubleday. Elaine lends Mr. Pitt's tennis racket, a Bruline, to her in hopes of getting a new job. Meanwhile, Jerry is dating Sandy, a "non-laugher". George is dating Nina, a model who eats a lot, whom Kramer thinks may be bulimic.

George has dinner with Nina; she feasts on the food and then goes to the bathroom to "refresh" herself. Jerry has dinner with Sandy; he keeps making funny remarks but she doesn't laugh, she just says "that's funny".

Back at the apartment, Jerry mentions how the jokes just bounce off his girlfriend. Mrs. Landis got hurt playing tennis and Elaine has yet pick up the racket. George is now certain his girlfriend is bulimic because he heard a "barf" in the bathroom. George wants a matron to spy on Nina to verify if she intentionally throws up. Kramer's mother, Babs, happens to be a matron, but Kramer doesn't want anything to do with her.

Mrs. Landis is very sad and, because of her injury, she may never play tennis again. Elaine doesn't have the heart to ask for the racket back. George and Kramer go the restroom, and Babs Kramer reveals her son's first name: Cosmo. Back at the apartment, Elaine says Mr. Pitt needs his racket in a match against Ethel Kennedy. George comes with the news of Kramer's name, and everybody laughs. Cosmo Kramer accepts his name and says he was running from his true self.

When Jerry goes to his girlfriend's apartment he meets Laura, Sandy's roommate, who does laugh from his jokes. Later, he talks with George, saying he intends to try the "switch". George declares it's impossible: no one in western history has ever switched a girlfriend for her roommate. Jerry and George spend long hours devising a plan to accomplish the switch.

Finally, George comes up with the plot: Jerry will suggest a Menage a trois, Sandy will be disgusted, break up with Jerry, and tell Laura, who in turn will feel flattered, thus preparing the way for Jerry to date Laura. While Mrs. Landis is out for lunch Elaine sneaks into her office to retrieve the racket. However, she is caught by Mrs. Landis' assistant. Cosmo now uses his name regularly. He tells his mother to quit her job as a matron. George's plan with Nina goes wrong because of this, so he himself goes into the women's bathroom to spy on his girlfriend.

As it turned out, Jerry's girlfriend, Sandy, and her roommate, Laura, both accepted the Menage a trois. George is ecstatic about it but Jerry doesn't accept because he is not an "orgy guy". Apparently, Newman, who is a good tennis player, is out of town so Kramer may use his keys to retrieve a Bruline tennis racket just like Mr. Pitt's. When they open the door they see Babs making out with Newman. Newman is surprised: "Cosmo?"

Spoilers end here.

[edit] Quotes

Elaine: Newman plays tennis?
Jerry: He's fantastic.

Elaine: You found out Kramer's first name?
George: That's right. You ready?
Jerry: We've been trying to get it out of him for ten years. What is it?
George: Cosmo!

Jerry: It was unbelievable. You're right, the jokes kept bouncing off her, like Superman!

George (coming in after finding out an idea for "the switch" for Jerry) I'VE GOT IT!!(he slams his jacket on the ground and puts his arms in the air with glory.)