The Helix...Loaded

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The Helix...Loaded
Directed by A. Raven Cruz
Produced by A. Raven Cruz
Nova Golonka
Anthony Aniano
Samuel A. Levine
Ryan J. Francis
Written by A. Raven Cruz
Starring Scott Levy
Vanilla Ice
Dana Woods
Geremy Dingle
Dane Morton
Brigett Fink
Music by Original:
Michael S. Patterson
Stephen Viens
Cinematography Tony Puyol
Editing by Nova Golonka
Distributed by Romar Entertainment
Release date(s) March 16, 2005
Running time 97 min
Country United States
Language English
Budget $1,000,000
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The Helix...Loaded is a parody of The Matrix, written and directed by A. Raven Cruz.

One of the biggest and most influential sci-fi hits of the 1990s gets raked over the coals in this comic parody of The Matrix. Nuvo (Scott Levy) hangs out with a group of pals who have an inordinate interest in getting high, and like his buddies he's always interested in the next new chemical to come along. Nuvo and his friends Swatch (Brigett Fink), Chad (Dane Moreton), and Theo (Vanilla Ice) have heard about a new drug called the Helix, but while they'd like to give it a try, word on the street is that it has rather unpredictable effects -- used properly, it can give its users deep enlightenment, but a bad trip can literally cause you to lose your mind. Nuvo's interest in the Helix is more philosophical than recreational, and he falls in with two mysterious figures, Infiniti (Samantha Brooke) and Orpheum (Dana Woods), who are searching for The One -- a person who can break through to a new level of understanding while tripping on the Helix.


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