The Glasses

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Seinfeld episode
"The Glasses"

George in his new glasses.
Episode no. 67
Airdate September 30, 1993
Writer(s) Tom Gammill & Max Pross
Director Tom Cherones
IMDb profile
Seinfeld - Season 5
September 1993 - May 1994
  1. The Mango
  2. The Puffy Shirt
  3. The Glasses
  4. The Sniffing Accountant
  5. The Bris
  6. The Lip Reader
  7. The Non-Fat Yogurt
  8. The Barber
  9. The Masseuse
  10. The Cigar Store Indian
  11. The Conversion
  12. The Stall
  13. The Dinner Party
  14. The Marine Biologist
  15. The Pie
  16. The Stand In
  17. The Wife
  18. The Raincoats, Part 1
  19. The Raincoats, Part 2
  20. The Fire
  21. The Hamptons
  22. The Opposite
List of all Seinfeld episodes

The Glasses is the sixty-seventh episode of the hit sitcom Seinfeld. It was the 3rd episode for the 5th season. It aired on September 30, 1993.

[edit] Plot

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

George's eyeglasses are stolen at the Health Club and he needs a new pair. He goes to see Kramer's friend to get a thirty percent discount because Kramer helped him break his addiction to sugar. Elaine is bitten by a dog and then she becomes afraid of them, and the possibility that she may have rabies. While not wearing his glasses, George thinks he sees Jerry's girlfriend, Amy, kissing Jerry's cousin, Jeffrey, who apparently has a "horse face". Jerry decides to visit Jeffrey to figure out if it's true. Jerry doesn't know what to think of George's uncanny ability to see while "squinting". George finally decides upon a new pair but is distressed to hear that he bought a pair of women's glasses made by Gloria Vanderbilt. George manages to trade his frames with a blind man's uncomfortable ones. With his vision back, he realizes that it was not Amy kissing Jeffrey, but a woman petting a horse. The episode ends as we see George's glasses right on top of the lockers in the Health Club.

Spoilers end here.

[edit] Quotes

  • Kramer: (to George) May I have one of those , madam?
  • Kramer: Retail is for suckers.
  • Jerry: (About George's lady's frames) I don't know what to tell you, Elton.

...
Jerry: Who picked these out?
George: I did!
Jerry: They're ladies' glasses! All you need is that little chain around your neck so you can wear 'em while you're playing Canasta.

[edit] Trivia

  • George eats Rold Gold pretzels in this episode, a product that actor Jason Alexander went on to do commercials for.
  • This is the first episode of Seinfeld written by Tom Gammill and Max Pross.