The Dilbert Future

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The Dilbert Future hardcover edition front cover
The Dilbert Future hardcover edition front cover

The Dilbert Future (1997) is a gloves-off satire of humanity by Scott Adams that breaks the net motivations of humanity down into stupidity, selfishness, and "horniness", and presents various ideas for profiting from human nature. The final chapter invites the reader to ponder upon several open ended questions, such as the nature of gravity and the utility of affirmations, which are further addressed in God’s Debris.

He also had predictions throughout the book such as: "There will be two types of people: Superstars and persperation wipers. Those who are neither will be managers" and "In the Future, the value of your job will decrease, thanks to the godforsaken hellhole of North Dakota". Most of these were just for kicks.

It also foreshadows the Dilberito, in which Scott explains that one day a piece of food would have 100% of what you need every day, considering how otherwise you would need a supercomputer and a team of scientists to figure out what you should eat.

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Dilbert books
Comic strips
Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons | Shave the Whales | Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy! | It's Obvious You Won't Survive By Your Wits Alone | Still Pumped from Using the Mouse | Fugitive From the Cubicle Police | Casual Day Has Gone Too Far | I'm Not Anti-Business, I'm Anti-Idiot | Journey to Cubeville | Don't Step In The Leadership | Random Acts of Management | Excuse Me While I Wag | When Did Ignorance Become A Point Of View?| Another Day In Cubicle Paradise | When Body Language Goes Bad | Words You Don't Want to Hear During Your Annual Performance Review | Don't Stand Where the Comet is Assumed to Strike Oil | The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head | Thriving on Vague Objectives | Try Rebooting Yourself | Positive Attitude
Compilations
Seven Years of Highly Defective People | Dilbert Gives You the Business | A Treasury of Sunday Strips: Version 00 | What Do You Call A Sociopath In A Cubicle? Answer: A Coworker | It's Not Funny If I Have To Explain It
Original strips
Build a Better Life By Stealing Office Supplies | Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless
Business books
The Dilbert Principle | Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook | The Dilbert Future | The Joy of Work | Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel
Other
Telling It Like It Isn't | Work is a Contact Sport | Random Acts of Catness | Work, the Wally Way | Alice In Blunderland | The Boss: Nameless, Blameless and Shameless | You Don't Need Experience If You've Got Attitude | Access Denied: Dilbert's Quest for Love in the Nineties | The Dilbert Bunch