The Deadly Attachment

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054 - The Deadly Attachment
Script	Jimmy Perry and David Croft
Director	David Croft
Producer	David Croft
Recorded	Friday 22/6/73
Original transmission	Wednesday 31/10/73 6.50pm
Series	Six
Length	30 minutes
Original Viewing Figures	12.9 million
Preceded by	Time on my Hands
Followed by	My British Buddy

"The Deadly Attachment" is the first episode of the sixth series of the British television sitcom Dad's Army that was originally transmitted on Wednesday 31 October 1973.

1 Synopsis
2 Plot
3 Notes
4 Cast

[edit] Synopsis

Mainwaring's men have been detailed to guard a captured U-boat crew until a military escort arrives. When the escort is delayed, the platoon must house them overnight. It turns out to be a trying time; the Germans expect to be fed the finest and freshest fish and chips, but they have a defiant leader who lets it be known that he is noting down enemy names.

[edit] Plot

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

Captain Mainwaring is giving a lecture on parachutists and the need to determine the respective identities of British and German parachutists. This eventually ends up becoming a discussion on the possibility of refugee nuns parachuting into Britain. Mainwaring's lecture is interrupted by a telephone call from GHQ; the survivors of a sunken German U-Boat have been picked up by a fishing boat and taken to Walmington-on-Sea. The Home Guard unit is to be responsible for providing security until the proper military escort can arrive. Mainwaring, excited at finally getting to grips with the enemy, sets off with most of the platoon to collect the prisoners, but not before ordering Sergeant Wilson and Private Pike to prime the platoon's ration of hand grenades.

Pike is naturally excited at throwing around a lot of (unprimed) hand grenades and pretending to be a gangster; Wilson is a lot more cautious, and on discovering a collection of dummy detonators along with the real charges, opts to prime the grenades with dummies, reasoning that in the event of an invasion a switch could be made quickly, as allowing certain members of the platoon to be in charge of live grenades is very dangerous.

The prisoners, including their smug and surly captain, are held in the church hall until the escort arrives. However, the escort has been delayed, meaning the Home Guard will be responsible for the prisoners overnight, including the feeding of them. Corporal Jones' suggestion of cutting the prisoners' trouser buttons off is dismissed by the U-Boat Captain as being a violation of the Geneva Convention, thus earning Mainwaring's ire; and Mainwaring proceeds to refer to Adolf Hitler as a tinpot dictator resembling Charlie Chaplin, thus annoying the captain. Mainwaring's name gets put on the U-Boat Captain's ominous "List" - a collection of names of those who have upset him, who will be brought to account once the war ends, prompting a childish exchange of "Oh no, you're not!" "Oh yes we are!" between Mainwaring and the U-Boat Captain as to which side is actually going to win the war. Pike, who foolishly opts to sing a song in which Hitler is called a "twerp" at that very moment, finds his name also put on the U-Boat Captain's List once Mainwaring inadvertently gives it to him ("Don't tell him, Pike!").

After the prisoners receive a fish and chip supper ordered by Private Walker (including soggy chips, despite the U-Boat Captain's demands), the platoon settle down to guard the prisoners overnight. Matters are not helped by the Verger and Warden Hodges, entering the hall after a night on the drink to find the prisoners there waiting for them. Taking advantage of the distraction, the U-Boat Captain feigns illness and manages to swipe Mainwaring's pistol, seizing Hodges as a hostage.

A tense stand-off between the Germans (housed in the Vicar's office with their hostage) and the British (in the main hall with superior firepower) sees the British try to recapture the situation. A conversation about different films that ultimately goes nowhere, however, sees Mainwaring struck by inspiration; they will agree to the terms of the Germans, confident that someone in the town will see the Germans escape. Unfortunately, Mainwaring's plan is not as well thought out as the U-Boat Captain's, who has anticipated this - the platoon will be forced to march the prisoners through town to the harbour as to offset suspicion, and will then accompany the prisoners back to Germany in order to ensure that the Royal Navy do not intervene. And once they are back in Germany, the List will be closely examined. Cooperation will be further enforced by the presence of a grenade in Corporal Jones' waistband, which will have the safety pin pulled off by the U-Boat Captain at the slightest hint of trouble. Wilson gladly goes to get the grenade.

The march through through town is a tense matter (for all except Wilson and Pike, who are the only ones aware that the grenade is a dud). The U-Boat captain's plan is inadvertently rumbled by Mainwaring's senior officer, the Colonel, who chances upon the marching platoon en route to meeting the escort and, seeing the string in Jones' waistband, immediately pulls it. The resulting chaos sees the Germans sprawled on the ground, Jones frantically screaming "Don't panic!" whilst dancing with a grenade in his trousers, and Wilson calmly asking the Colonel for a pistol. Once all has calmed down, and Mainwaring has realized that in disobeying his orders, Wilson has saved Jones' life, and Jones requests if Private Frazer can be asked to remove his hand from Jones' trousers.

[edit] Notes

The Deadly Attachment is considered by many to be the most famous of all the Dad's Army episodes, due to the rare encounter between the platoon and the Germans. In 2001 it was included on the DVD release The Very Best of Dad's Army [1].
In 1976 an attempt was made to create an American version of Dad's Army entitled The Rear Guard. Only the pilot episode was recorded, which was based very closely on The Deadly Attachment.
Some changes were made when this episode was adapted for radio. In particular, it was The Vicar, not Hodges, who became the hostage.
Initially the grenade was set to be inserted into Mainwaring's trousers, but Arthur Lowe refused and so Jones (always a glutton for punishment) was chosen instead.

[edit] Cast

Cast	Characters
Arthur Lowe	Captain Mainwaring
John Le Mesurier	Sergeant Wilson
Clive Dunn	Lance Corporal Jones
John Laurie	Private Frazer
James Beck	Private Walker
Arnold Ridley	Private Godfrey
Ian Lavender	Private Pike
Philip Madoc	U-Boat Captain
Bill Pertwee	ARP Warden Hodges
Edward Sinclair	The Verger
Robert Raglan	The Colonel
Colin Bean	Private Sponge