The Calzone

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Seinfeld episode
"The Calzone"

George at the calzone restaurant.
Episode no. 130
Airdate April 25, 1996
Writer(s) Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer
Director Andy Ackerman
IMDb profile
Seinfeld - Season 7
September 1995 - May 1996
  1. The Engagement
  2. The Postponement
  3. The Maestro
  4. The Wink
  5. The Hot Tub
  6. The Soup Nazi
  7. The Secret Code
  8. The Pool Guy
  9. The Sponge
  10. The Gum
  11. The Rye
  12. The Caddy
  13. The Seven
  14. The Cadillac, Part 1
  15. The Cadillac, Part 2
  16. The Shower Head
  17. The Doll
  18. The Friars Club
  19. The Wig Master
  20. The Calzone
  21. The Bottle Deposit, Part 1
  22. The Bottle Deposit, Part 2
  23. The Wait Out
  24. The Invitations
List of all Seinfeld episodes

The Calzone is the one-hundred and thirtieth episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. This was the 20th episode for the 7th season. It aired on April 25, 1996.

[edit] Plot

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

George becomes Steinbrenner's pet, when he shares an eggplant calzone with him. Steinbrenner then has George bring him a calzone for lunch everyday. One day when George throws his money into the tip jar unnoticed he attempts to grab it to place it back when someone was looking. Just as he is grabbing the money the guy turns and, under the impression that George is stealing money from the jar, refuses to sell him any more calzones. George then recommends to Steinbrenner that they trying something new for lunch the next day. Steinbrenner insists that they continue to keep their routine. George makes a deal to obtain the calzones for his boss when Newman brings them to him, as he is coming through on his mail route. Kramer is raving about wearing clothes "straight out of the dryer." Elaine's boyfriend, Todd Gak is dating her without really ever asking her out. Jerry takes advantage of his girlfriend's ability to get anything she wants. Kramer starts using an oven for his clothing. When Newman decides not to go to work because it is raining, George asks Kramer to get him the calzone to stay in Steinbrenner's good graces. Kramer tries to pay the Calzone seller with pennies and a fight ensues with the seller kicking Kramer out of the restaurant. George then decides to fool Steinbrenner by going to another calzone restaurant.

Spoilers end here.

[edit] Quotes

  • Jerry: Why don't you just have someone else get the calzones?
    George: Because the next thing you know Steinbrenner will be having lunch with him. You know how these interoffice politics work.
    Jerry: No, I've never had a job

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  • George: Shouldn't you be at work by now?
    Newman: Work? It's raining!
    George: So?
    Newman: I called in sick. I don't work in the rain!
    George: You don't work in the rain? You're a mailman! "Neither rain nor sleet nor..." It's The 1st One.!
    Newman: I was never that big on creeds.

[edit] Trivia

  • Michael Richards originally had reservations about the scene in which Kramer walks down the street wearing a pair of cargo pants with pockets full of change. He maintained that cargo pants aren't an item of clothing that Kramer would have in his wardrobe, and that he wasn't sure if the scene would read well. However, once Richards was outfitted with the weighted pants and was able to get the feel for them, he was confident that the scene would be funny after all.