User:Tennerage

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tennerage is the online persona of a young man who, despite the depth of his intellectual coffers, has been rendered incapable of manufacturing a definition for his alias that is either informative or intelligible; let alone both at once.

Due to the increasing popularity of tennerage and the large influx of requests regarding the meaning of his alias, he found it necessary to create a hand-hold somewhere in one of the many sheltered spaces of the World Wide Web as a reference point (a URL 'clicky' as some people may like to call it) when people become too disoriented due to the obscure grammatical composition of his alias.

tennerage originated in the year 1986, on the date of June 30 in Adelaide, South Australia. He has travelled to at least five countries, including but not limited to France, Germany, Singapore, Turkey and quite possibly Australia.
Disregarding the left field nature of this information, it could be said that the name tennerage was derived from the many cultural experiences he has... experienced; however, if you put this question to him he would flatly deny it and attempt to have you apprehended for spreading alarm and despondency.

[edit] tennerage the Socialite

Though tennerage may tell you that the ladies are all over him, he assures me this is not the case. Upon being informed that I was to be one penning this entry, tennerage made a special effort to inform me that he had recently asked the ladies to remove themselves, as he required greater mobility when working with steel and metalworking machinery. Plus his legs were going numb.
As you can see from this startling paparazzi photograph (he assured me that he thought cky was merely asking him to pose for a framed portrait) tennerage does not have a very robust physique, being especially soft around the midsection, and in the confidence department as you may note from the contoured shoulders.
Please note, it is now 2005 and he is markedly more muscular (a situation that calls for a manly cough, or scratching of oneself in inappropriate places, no less).
When I questioned some of his internet-friends, however, my opinions were changed drastically. Apparently he is quite a pleasant character, despite some tendencies towards being a bastard, and manipulation of the English language to his own benefit.
tennerage's social life by no means implicates a meaning for the aforementioned alias.

Some eyewitnesses reported on the way tennerage has influenced them, and their statements were later extracted from chat logs.

When tennerage ran into y1z in an MSN Messenger conversation, y1z was quoted as saying:
"wow.. I love.. playing.. firemen.. at.. (his) place.. and.. I love.. to.. lick (his) shoes clean.. like.. (he).. is.. my.. king"

tennerage later bumped into Nexis (of Revelation fame) in another conversation, and he gave me a summary of Nexis' opinions:
"well.. (he's) pretty.. and.. people.. just.. like to.. please.. (him)"

Both parties later reported to me that they had threatened tennerage with detainment on grounds of insanity if he continued to quote those statements as 'fact', thus I feel it is my duty to inform you that their original statements involved much less tennerage worship, and more points about his general public demeanor and attitude, again including the adjectives "amoral" and again, "insane" (the original quotes could not be recovered, however).

[edit] tennerage the Artist

I feel that this has barely touched on the inane, verbose and dreadfully boring aspects of tennerage's life experiences (mentioned purely because of the encyclopedic format), and has not made even the slightest effort to explain the meaning behind the alias tennerage, which (defying most laws of vernacular) means absolutely nothing.

I believe he, nay "I tennerage", have fulfilled my goal in providing wanton circumlocution of the topic at hand, and have possibly left any readers even more confused as to what tennerage means.
It is not wise to feel let down or worried, as this entry draws to a close, as in the end there is only one question that can be asked about tennerage and his goings-on:

WGAF?

As an afterthought:

[edit] tennerage the Apologetic

The author makes pre-emptive apologies to anybody he has harmed or publicly defamed through comments made or actions taken in the development of this article.
He also apologises for any or all of the horrendous grammatical (or possibly spelling) inconsistencies and errors present in this document, but he assures you that it was all in good self-deprecating fun.
The author does not hold himself responsible for any misconceptions about his libido, physical appeal, or mental stability that a reader may have gathered from this clearly self effacing (note: irony) document that he has.. authored.

Big <3 for those who have been the aforementioned.