Telegraph Melts
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| Telegraph Melts | ||
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| Studio album by Jandek | ||
| Released | 1986 | |
| Recorded | Unknown | |
| Genre | Garage rock/ Punk rock | |
| Length | 43:36 | |
| Label | Corwood Industries | |
| Producer(s) | Corwood Industries | |
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| Jandek chronology | ||
| Foreign Keys (1985) |
Telegraph Melts (1986) |
Follow Your Footsteps (1986) |
Telegraph Melts is the twelfth album and first release of 1986 by musician Jandek. It was released as Corwood Industries #0750, and contains some of the wildest music ever recorded by the musician.
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[edit] Overview
Even with the band material on Interstellar Discussion and Foreign Keys to reference, nothing could've prepared Jandek's cult audience for Telegraph Melts. This time we find THREE vocalists (the principal singer songwriter, "Nancy" and an unnamed second male vocalist) scorching through forty-five minutes of ear-melting punk rock. In fact, this album sounds like some of the lowest fi punkers from the sixties (think the Monks or the Godz), referencing that crazed sound more than the type of "noise" punk more prevalent at the time the record was released (and note that just because this was released in 1986 doesn't mean it was recorded then - Corwood referenced this music in a letter to Irwin Chusid from five years prior!). At any rate, it's far removed from the lo-key acoustic blues that made up much of the early works of this artist. In fact, if you're coming here looking for that you will be quite surprised at what you find.
The record starts with "Nancy" singing a trio of songs with minimal lyrics, allowing her to stretch her vocals around some bluesy rock. Things get kicked all to hell with "Ace of Diamonds", in which the Corwood Rep DRENCHES his voice in echo and screams at top volume while the band mercilessly pounds away behind him. The tension here is surprisingly tight, even if the band isn't, at least not in a traditional way.
But that's part of what makes the album works, and the second half of the album includes a very "hippy" duet called "Governor Rhodes" that may be an ode to the Kent State massacre (the Governor of Ohio at the time was James A. Rhodes). But most of this is not to be taken so seriously (though "Star Up in the Sky" is another duet with "cosmic" lyrics). Most notorious, of course, is "You Painted Your Teeth", in which the artist, in a manic snarl, begins with, "I got my knife/if you want to breathe, baby.../don’t paint your teeth/I’ve got my gun", you get the idea. The vocals CERTAINLY let you know that under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you paint your teeth. And then what happens? Wouldn't you know it, you painted your teeth, and now, "You painted your teeth/and you think you’re fine/but you gotta die." The intensity with which the rest of the song is sung/screamed has to be heard to be imagined.
Stranger still is the next song, where two male vocalists appear to chant a genuine Mother's Day card after swigging nine or ten shots of tequila. This leads the same two guys to take on "The Fly", before Nancy swings back in to save the record on the wild "House up on the Hill", which starts with the two vocalists (who sing together) going to a place "where you can drink your fill", but ends up, quite literally, going to the moon. A place, one imagines, perhaps more prepared for this noise-drenched punk than Earth was at the time.
[edit] Track listing
- You – 1:38
- One the Planes – 2:48
- Go to Bed – 2:46
- Ace of Diamonds – 4:43
- Twenty Four – 4:55
- No Slow Ones – 3:00
- Telegraph Melts – 4:04
- Governor Rhodes – 5:06
- Star Up in the Sky – 3:34
- You Painted Your Teeth – 3:04
- Mother's Day Card – 1:37
- The Fly – 3:17
- House Up On the Hill – 2:22
[edit] Album cover description
Jandek, Nature Boy. He crouches shirtless in a vegetable garden behind a house that's mostly obscured by a profusion of tree foliage. He's got one hand under his chin as if contemplating something profound, or perhaps just trying to figure out what to do about the insects that are eating holes in his lettuce. Near the house two metal garbage cans are visible. The short sections of decorative white fence along the side of the garden are most charming. -- Seth Tisue
The figure crouches... wearing sandals.
The curtains are not drawn. Debris is stacked along the side of the house.
The crops are not discernible, perhaps onions on the left?
theres a number on the garbage can (219?) on Jandek's right next to some steps.
Cement pediment (see Modern Dances) in the lower right corner.
Telephone poles in the upper right corner (telegraph... telephone?)
[edit] External links
Telegraph Melts is also the name of a Washington, DC-based chamber-punk band that recorded on Absolutely Kosher, a San Francisco-based independent label, in the late 1990s. Telegraph Melts, the band, consisted of Bob Massey on guitar and Amy Domingues on cello.
