User:TeamPolKO

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Facts about RKO

• thinks Brad is a fucking retard.
• Wrestled a bear naked, and won.
• Born in Trondheim, vikingsta. Year, Infinity.
• Was born of a single G3 round and the juice from Jenna Jamesons pussy.
• Likes to be the squad leader, as he is in control and thinks he's backing in vietnam.
• Once threw a live grenade into a school house whilst Vietnam.
• Likes to teabag people, regardless of knowing them or how they died.
• Misses his vietnam buddy GMEM, who visits on saturdays.
• Plays Battlefield 2 and abuses commanders of both teams.
• Is followed by his homie Polka, every where. He considers him like a sidekick and a brother in combat.
• Is way too emotional when playing BF2.
• always has to knife a sniper, because of the claymore spam.
• likes to flank alot.
• Needs a shave.
• Is the grandson, of commander rapist John Keith O'Keefe
• Joined the nazis in WW2, before leaving five seconds later, after raping Rommel, Germany's commander in the flammenwerfer.
• Likes to dance in the snow on 2142.
• will spoil people stat padding, just for fun.
• Drove an apc into an elderly lady and backed over her face.
• has a fondness for kitties.
• answers every phone he walks past in game.
• Gets ownt by stanggman, or lets him think that, preparing for the final solution for commanders.
• Threw a goat at apc.
• Plays no normal bf2 ranked server other than TV2.
• Is one half of The Gump Family alongside Polka [Bubba], Stangg [Jenny] and Whiteplague [Lt.Dan].
• members of Team PolKO: RKO and Polka of course

Facts about Polka

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The Final Solution: We shall recruit the brotherhood, and enter servers like a vast plague, spreading our sweaty balls across the faces of unsuspecting commanders who just want points for their next unlock. Only those that truly mean to help, shall be spared!

Favourite Quotes: "Pwnt!" "Go Fuck A "Insert Swear Word". "Your Mum." "Your dutch, so shut the fuck up." "Your a noob, so shut your face." "Black means noob where im from." "HAHAHAHHA.. GOT YOU, YOU FUCKER!" "I've owned, now food." "Polka.. what the fuck!". "Turkey Jizzle down my best bizzle." "What the fuck they call you!" "What the fuck you looking at, Cracker?" "POLKA!"