Take Him, He's Mine

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“Take Him, He's Mine”
The Golden Girls episode
Episode no. Season 2
Episode 3
Guest stars Herb Edelman as Stanley Zbornak, Tom LaGrua as Vinny, and Lana Schwab as Girl.
Written by Kathy Speer, Terry Grossman
Directed by Terry Hughes
Production no. 028
Original airdate October 11, 1986
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"Take Him, He's Mine" is the twenty-eighth episode of The Golden Girls, originally airing on October 11, 1986.

[edit] Plot Outline

Dorothy dumps a depressed Stan on Blanche but then becomes deeply jealous when the two hit it off. Meanwhile, Sophia and Rose start selling sandwiches on the boardwalk but they inadvertently run afoul of another vendor, "Johnny No Thumbs."

[edit] Goofs

  • During the scene where Sophia and Rose are sitting at the kitchen table, the cash box switches from being opened to being closed between shots.

[edit] Memorable Quotes

  • Dorothy: Where did all these flowers come from?
    Sophia: Remember harmless old Uncle Vito? He sent a letter to Johnny No Thumbs? He addressed it to Johnny No Knees.
  • Dorothy: Stan is the second most boring man on earth when he's depressed.
    Rose: Who's the first?
    Dorothy: Stan when he's not depressed.