User:Superstu8

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                                                                           STU KUSHNER

PERSONAL LIFE

• He currently lives in Potomac, Maryland.
• He still lives with his parents.
• He is 15 years old.
• He was born on October 8, 1991.
• He was hit on the head as a child, he still has the dent.
• As a toddler, he fell into wet cement.
• He is in 10th grade at Winston Churchill High School

FAMILY

• His mother is Gail Kushner and his father is Gary Kushner.
• His brother's name is DJ Aaron Kline and his sister's name is Jamie Paige Kushner.
• He has a brother AND a sister.....coincidence, I THINK NOT.
• His grandma Elaine is one of ten children. She's 8th from the top and 3rd from the bottom.

TRIVIA

• He coined the phrases: "Super Real" and "If you eat waffles, then people will fear you."
• He invented the insults:"you're a piece of cartilage" and "dick-blanket."
• VICTORY HILL FOREVER.
• He is a Redskins fan, Orioles fan, Capitals fan, Wizards fan, a Ravens fan, and a Patriots fan and a Michigan Wolverines fan.
• He has a big nose and he is damn proud of it.
• In a recent interview with Fox news, he revealed that it was in fact him that broke the fucking dam.
• His idol (not in a religious way) is Adam Sandler.
• He is a SUPER JEW.
• He gets pizza from Willie Broder.
• HI DANNY.
• He hates Bush (George, not Reggie).
• Nasif was not here.
• He wrote the play "Finding Money in your Laundry