Stunts performed in Jackass Number Two
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This is a listing of stunts and skits performed for the film Jackass Number Two. Because of the dangerous nature of most of these stunts, there is a warning at the beginning of the film not to perform any of the stunts seen here.
[edit] Intro
The film opens with the sound of "The Ecstasy of Gold" from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly score by Ennio Morricone and the cast members running through a cloud of dust in a slow western style, returning in the blaze of glory for what could be their final adventure. Behind them is revealed to be a group of large bulls chasing them through an abandoned neighborhood. The men, one by one, are taken down by the stampede, until only Johnny Knoxville and Bam Margera are left, and are chased through a house. Bam jumps through a window, and Johnny stops in his tracks to deliver his signature line, “Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!”, and is pushed through a window by several bulls, and the title comes to screen Jackass Number Two. They shot that stunt, of Johnny getting pushed through the window, three times.
[edit] Puppet Show
Chris Pontius is wearing only a pair of underwear, and his penis is covered in cloth with a mouse's face drawn on the tip. Knoxville has a string attached to the disguised penis. The skit starts as a puppet show with a snake (probably a tree boa) in a cage. Johnny moves Chris' penis around and the snake misses. They attempt to try it again and the snake attacks at Chris' penis and does not miss. Chris screams in fear. In the end of the skit, the camera pans out behind Chris, showing his penis leaving the cage with the snake still holding on to it.
[edit] The Valentine
While staying at a hotel, many cast members are tricked into thinking that two female fans have left a fan letter on the wall in their hallway. What they do not know is that behind the card is a hole in the wall, and a pneumatic-powered boxing glove controlled by Knoxville. As they continue reading the text gets smaller and they lean in further at which point they are hit in the face by a boxing glove on a pneumatic spring. Bam places a chair right below the "fan letter" before showing it to Wee Man, which adds to the hilarity of the prank, because he doesn't find it fishy that there is a chair in a hotel hallway.
Preston Lacy also gets it, as seen during a deleted scene on the DVD, after giving a dramatic reading of the note.
The note says:
| “ | Hi Jackass guys, I heard you were staying in this hotel. My name is Stephanie and me and my friends love you. Some of you actually hooked up with my sister 4 years ago. I don't care about that. Me and my friends will totally rock your world, we want to fuck you all. | ” |
The note is heart-shaped and also features a crudely drawn vagina.
[edit] Firehose Rodeo
In this skit, Dave England is on a fire hose suspended from a crane with only wearing a shirt, hat and pants with no underwear. They turn on the fire hose on full speed, which causes the hose to spin out-of-control. He manages to hold on for a while but flies off. While flying off the hose the cactii around the hose make his buttocks bleed and causes him to cry. Johnny Knoxville then comments "We have rectal bleeding . . . another first for Jackass." In the Unrated trailer for the movie, we see that England has liquid (known as Type 7) diarrhea when the camera zooms in.
[edit] Chubby Chaser India
This sketch references and is an extension of a similar sketch from the television show. In India, Preston Lacy chases Wee Man, both scantily clad in only underwear, down a street. Onlookers noticed, but unlike when the sketch was performed in LA, quickly returned to their normal business. The extended punchline, which brings the recurring sketch full circle, occurs when Lacy comes running back around the corner, pursued by Wee Man and a group of more than 30 little people armed with sticks and other makeshift weapons.
[edit] Bicentennial BMXing
Ryan Dunn and Johnny Knoxville are on penny-farthing bicycles in a parking lot. They both go around a couple times to get the feel of it, and both get annoyed wondering why people used to ride them. Johnny hits a snow bank and flies off his bicycle face-first, hitting his head on the asphalt. Dunn sarcastically remarks "You didn't land it." Knoxville responds by saying, "My head stopped my body from getting really hurt on that."
[edit] The Strongman
Bam is set to be on the top of a hammer strength test where the weight is destined to hit him in the testicles. Instead, Bam tells the camera, instead of using a weight hitting his testicles, that they should use a dildo to make it go up his anus. Then the scene fades and a strongman (played by Chris Pontius) hits the strong meter after asking "Is it wrong to be Strong? You be the judge..." and the dildo goes up but glances off of his butt cheek.
[edit] Gloria
Spike Jonze is dressed up as an elderly woman named Gloria. The first part of the Gloria stunt is when Spike, dressed up as the woman, stops off at an outdoor restaurant driven by Johnny Knoxville. Her dress gets caught in the car door and is ripped off as the car leaves revealing her fake, saggy breasts and an adult diaper. The second stunt includes Spike going around L.A. talking to salesmen. After the two parties have conversed, the old lady's shirt drops, revealing fake, drooping breasts.
[edit] The Mini-Loop
Ehren McGhehey and Thor Drake take turns on a small mini-bike and attempt to go through the loop with the mini-bike. Ehren fails to get through the loop, and instead gets hard impact after crashing, meanwhile Thor successfully makes it through the loop after a couple of tries; both men eventually succeed.
This stunt is a possible reference to an episode of The Simpsons, in which Krusty the Clown refuses to let anyone graduate his clown college unless they can perform this stunt while riding a little bicycle.
[edit] The Brand
The stunt begins at "some random-ass ranch" (Bam's words) where Johnny Knoxville and Ryan Dunn are about to brand Bam Margera in his buttocks, like a cow using a metal cookie-cutter shaped like a penis and testicles. Dunn heats the cutter with a propane torch and asks Bam if he is ready. Bam shouts to just do it and Dunn complies, causing Bam to flinch and move. The brand ends up leaving multiple penis shaped brands in Bam's flesh (Bam would call it a "hologram dick") due to his moving around.
Three days later, Bam and Dunn decide to show Bam's parents, Phil and April Margera. When the brand is revealed, the scar appears to have evolved into multiple third-degree burns. April becomes terrified, worried that the scar is infected and that her son will forever have a penis scarred into his buttocks. Phil comments that Bam should have made the penis bigger and more realistic. Bam blamed "Dick Farm Dunn" for his inaccuracy.
April turns her wrath on Dunn, asking him why he would do that to his friend. Dunn answers, "because it was funny."
This stunt was also done by Steve-O, but his brand is smaller and was not being heated by a propane torch. This skit (with Steve-O) was filmed for the TV Show, but was never shown on MTV. But it is on the Special Features of the Unrated version of Jackass: The Movie.
[edit] Lake Jump
Pontius and Knoxville are with Mat Hoffman and Mark Zupan at a lake. They attach makeshift rockets made out of fire extinguishers to Matt's bike and Mark's wheelchair. The fire extinguishers are tied to a post so that when Knoxville reaches a certain distance, the tanks will be triggered and propel him forward. Despite knowing how far he will have to go, Knoxville is caught by surprise and flips off the end of the dock, splashing into the lake while the bike is launched into the air. Mark is next, riding in his wheelchair. His rockets start at the press of a button in contrast to Knoxville's string trigger. The rockets fire and Mark goes flying into the lake. Matt Hoffman also tries to get to the other side of the lake but is nowhere close to making it. The scene is also continued later on in the movie before the Anaconda Ball Pit with Ryan Dunn using a shopping cart.
[edit] The Fish Hook
Pontius and Steve-O are at the Gulf of Mexico. Steve-O pierces his cheek in pain with a shark-hook with some help from Pontius. Then, with a fishing rod, Pontius throws Steve-O into the sea, which is filled with Hammerhead sharks. A few minutes later, a Mako shark comes close to Steve-O; he is terrified and asks the guys to pull him back in but they say no. Another Mako shark swims close by and Steve-O accidentally kicks it in the head. It proves to be too much for Steve-O, who swims as fast as he is able back to the safety of the boat. This stunt was considered extremely dangerous even for the Jackass crew and if anything had gone wrong, it could have resulted in Steve-O's death.
[edit] Bam Velcro Truck
A velcro wall is attached to the side of a moving truck, and Bam Margera jumps onto it using a skateboard and Velcro suit. In the credits, a few of the members take a shot of them, jumping off a trampoline, all of them made it except for one. In the commentary, Johnny Knoxville claims to be the one who didn't make it.
[edit] The Electric Stool
Wee Man sits naked on a stool while the professional card throwing expert, Jim Karol, is supposed to whip cards at his little rear end. The first few times no cards were thrown but the last two times the professional card thrower did throw cards at Wee Man's rear end. Little does Wee Man know that the stool he is sitting on is electrified. After a few cards are thrown, Wee Man comments that, when the cards connect with his rear end, he feels a jolting pain. Then Wee Man sits on the stool and feels the same pain while also seeing that the expert is not throwing cards. He then suspects that there's a "card-throwing machine" somewhere in the room. Everyone laughs hysterically at this which finally gets Wee Man to realize that the stool was rigged. Steve-O says that he'd never use a card throwing machine on him.
[edit] Yak Charge
Johnny Knoxville is blindfolded and gets hit by a yak. This idea was from a Tom & Jerry episode where a bull hit Tom. Knoxville said that the original plan was a buffalo to hit him, but prior to this stunt being filmed, the buffalo died, so they replaced it with a yak.
At the end of the skit, Margera remarked, "That couldn't have gone any better. I didn't know Knoxville could do back flips." Knoxville, however, flipped forward.
[edit] The Bungee Jump
Preston Lacy stands on the edge of a Miami bridge (over Biscayne Bay) with a bungee tether tied around his waist. On the other end of the bungee tether is Wee Man. Wee Man does the bungee jump and Lacy supports his full weight for a short time. In the commentary version, it is revealed that Lacy is afraid of heights thus his shaking. Lacy is knocked off balance and falls stomach-first 30 feet down in the water, pulling Wee Man down with him. Jason Taylor, Pro Bowl defensive end of the Miami Dolphins is also there watching. In this scene, it is revealed that when Bam Margera comes up with a skit idea, he doesn't write it down, but instead draws it and faxes it to the producers.
[edit] Bad Grandpa
Knoxville, dressed in old-man makeup similar to the first movie, takes his young "grandson" to a small outdoor diner in Los Angeles. The grandson then smokes and seems to drink hard liquor. When some nearby onlookers comment on the situation, both the disguised Knoxville and actor grandson tell the onlookers to "piss off." They then leave while tormenting a patron, who threatens them a few times and says to them, "that long hair ain't gonna cover that red neck, boy!"
[edit] Indoor Ski Slope
Bam and the guys are at his old house (which was in season one of Viva La Bam now owned by April and Phil) and Bam shows April that there's a slope of snow down the stairs where Brandon Novak goes down the slope in skis, crashing through the front door screen (incidentally, just before April asks, "What about my floor?"). In the credits, Phil slides down the staircase on a sled and charges into Dunn, causing him to fall to the ground.
Construction of the slope can be seen in a deleted scene on the DVD called "The Snowcase." Knoxville fails to control the hose spraying fake snow into the house, while Dunn solemnly remarks, "April's going to murder us." When it's finished, and while April looks on, Knoxville, Steve-O, Dunn and Bam (on a skateboard modified for use on snow) slide down, crashing and burning. April reluctantly goes down on a plastic sled, running over Knoxville and sending both of them outside. When she asks how Knoxville was able to keep his glasses on despite getting run over, he replies, "Because I get paid to do that. I am a professional!"
[edit] Beehive Limo
Ryan Dunn, Steve-O, Wee-Man and Dave England are in a limo, driving to what they believe is a photo shoot. Bam and Knoxville then reveal to the audience, however, that they are actually planning to fill the limo with bees through the sunroof. While in the limo, Dave England comments that he "really has to take a shit," while Wee Man comments something along the lines of "In the last movie you went in a Van, now you are doing it in a limo. You're stepping up." Then when Bam and Knoxville put the bees into the limo the crew cannot get out because the locks are rigged, and while they are fighting off the bees inside the car, Knoxville pours a large sack of marbles onto the ground next to the limo's door (which is opened from the outside after the crew in the limo seemingly endure enough pain). Dave England runs to the camera crew, and runs back. Dunn is the first to get out, and slips on the marbles after he steps out. He is then followed by Dave, then Wee Man, then Steve-O and finally Rick Kosick decides to go out from the door where the other guys went out instead of the camera crew. Dave England actually urinates in his pants due to his fear. It also shows the limo driver flailing his arms, due to him being stung as well.
[edit] Rake Jump & Dave Eats Shit
The crew is with Three Six Mafia. Steve-O goes to a rake and jumps on it, causing the handle to hit him in the face with tremendous force. The screen fades and goes to Dave England and the Three Six Mafia. Juicy J will give England $200 if he eats horse shit without vomiting. England is somehow able to not vomit or spit it out, despite the fact that Bam intentionally vomits in front of him, and finishes it off with a drink of beer, specifically, a Miller High Life. The beer also happened to be warm, which is mentioned in the commentary.
[edit] Naked Wee Man
Wee Man, who is naked and apparently drunk, walks through a hotel meeting room, with a meeting in session. In "The Making-Of" special, we find out that Wee-Man also walks into a hotel bar naked, buying a beer.
[edit] Riot Control Test
A Stingmore anti-riot mine filled with many hard-rubber balls is fired at 500 feet/second at Knoxville, Bam, and Dunn, who are approximately 30 feet away from it. Originally, England was supposed to be a part of this skit, instead of Johnny Knoxville. After seeing a test of the mine, England refused to do the sketch. Knoxville runs outside to Bam and Dunn who are skeptical about the stunt and says, "It's just loud. It's loud. It's going to hurt really bad, but it's just loud." The only person to remain standing is Knoxville, while Dunn curses to relieve his pain and Bam is shown crying that he's supposed to ride a skateboard, not get shot at. This scene was filmed at ALS Technologies in Bull Shoals, Arkansas, which was the same company shown in Riot Control Test in the first Jackass Movie.
[edit] Medicine Ball Dodgeball
The scene opens up to Bam saying that the guys are going to be playing dodgeball with medicine balls, which are considerably heavy. As a test of the weight of these balls, Bam drops one onto a full beer can, causing the can to violently explode and flatten. The game starts, but they are playing with the lights off which makes it rather dangerous. Despite the name of the skit, the actions seen actually bear very little resemblance to the game of dodgeball. The players, who do not appear to be members of any distinct teams, simply throw the balls at anyone around them. Due to the darkness, the players are constantly tripping over one another, and several crew members appear to get hit in the head by the medicine balls. At the end of the skit, Chris says "That was fun. Let's never do that again," then proceeds with the guys throwing the remaining balls at Ehren.
[edit] Shopping Cart Slingshot
The scene opens to a shopping cart flying out of a garage at a high speed. Everyone is amazed except for April, who gets scared. Dunn attempts to use the shopping cart slingshot. Right before the cart launches Bam closes the door so Dunn rams into the gate at high force, and then denies ever doing it.
Before Bam launched the garage door down, he asks "What rhymes with Dunn?" then Novak replies "Fun." And when Bam asks if he's ready, Dunn says, "No."
In the DVD release of "Jackass Number Two" this skit is called the "Mushroom Launch."
[edit] The Magic Trick
Director John Waters says he is going to make Wee Man disappear. As he lays on bed, an extremely obese woman wearing only a G-string jumps on top of Wee Man.
The camera moves around to reveal that only Wee Man's feet are not under the huge woman and that he is wearing a pair of ruby slippers, similar to Dorothy in Wizard of Oz. This is a reference to the witch being crushed under Dorothy's house, leaving only her shoes behind.
In the credits, a naked Preston Lacy climbs on top of Wee Man and steals his underwear and proceeds to run off with them.
[edit] The Gauntlet
The guys are at the Skatelab Skatepark in California with Mat Hoffman and Tony Hawk. The goal of this stunt is to make it across the ramp without getting hit by forty pound sandbags which are thrown by the cast and crew. The only person to make it across without getting hit is a crewman and former Jackass TV show cast member Mike Kassak. Dave England uses duct tape to blindfold Kassak before he miraculously makes it through the gauntlet on a skateboard. While many viewers initially stated that a crew member could be seen holding back a bag that probably would have hit Kassak, Elyashkevich revealed in the commentary that this person was actually trying to put the bag in Kassak's way. However, Kassak unwittingly made a slight turn while skating, causing him to avoid the bag.
Even though he was there, Tony Hawk did not particpate in "The Gauntlet" because last time they almost killed him.
[edit] Tiny Toilet
The camera fades in on a pristine bathroom. Suddenly, abnormally large feces fall from the sky and land on the toilet, covering it and dwarfing everything else in the room. The camera pulls back to reveal the house was simply a model and England is squatting over it, defecating. In the credits, Lance Bangs begins to vomit into a sink, followed by Bam Margera (though Bam did it intentionally to taunt Bangs). Throughout the movie Bam intentionally vomits as other people are preparing to vomit, in order to make them vomit faster.
[edit] The Toro Totter
Knoxville, Pontius, Bam, and Dunn sit in a rodeo arena on a "Toro-Totter" (a four-way teeter totter) wearing pinwheel caps and holding large lollipops (symbolizing that it is just a child's game). A bull is released and they must jump in the air to avoid it. The object of the game is to be the last man on the "Toro-Totter." Dunn is the first to jump, and he is charged by the bull and in an attempt to get away, runs head-first into a wall. This leaves Bam without a partner and he is the next to jump off, though he was not knocked off by the bull and rather runs out of the pen. Knoxville and Pontius (the winning team) are now left by themselves and Pontius is the next to run, also getting away unharmed. Knoxville, however, now by himself, is hit head on by the bull and attempts to climb up the Toro-Totter, but is knocked off and hit one more time before running out of the area, relatively unharmed.
[edit] Keep God Out of California
The camera fades into a California sidewalk that is currently under construction. Suddenly, from under the sidewalk, Chris Pontius gets blown into the air, landing head first to the pavement. He stands up, dressed in a devil suit, carrying a sign that says "Keep God Out of California."
This skit idea was used in a Jackass episode aired on MTV, however it was just Pontius walking around with the sign. Pontius said the re-created skit failed because of the unexpected landing.
[edit] Butt Chug
The scene opens to Steve-O apologizing to his father, saying that "no one would want to miss this for the world." Steve-O puts the receiving end of a beer funnel into his rectum while a 12-oz. beer is poured in the funnel. He is able to take in the entire amount of beer by moving his body around. Lance Bangs (the movie's documentarian) starts laughing uncontrollably at what Steve-O just did. After Steve-O is unable to get all of the beer out of his colon, Bam uses a plunger on Steve-O to remove the remaining liquid (much to the crew's amazement). The scene closes with Steve-O saying "Let's go to the bar!" Everyone jumps, as Steve-O has just swung the beer funnel around during his exclamation. In the deleted scenes, Steve-O 'puts' some of the liquid into a glass and promptly chugs it, which results in him vomiting.
This is very similar to a stunt performed by the Dirty Sanchez crew years before in which beer was poured into Matthew Pritchard's anus using a funnel and then poured out of Pritchard's colon into a glass with Dan Joyce drinking the liquid immediately after.
[edit] Bam Roof Slam
Bam Margera, dressed as a turkey, rides his skateboard on a slanted roof. He rides along the highest part of the roof, drops down about a foot to a second sloped roof, and finally reaches the end, dropping about 8 feet to the ground. On impact, he rolls over and yells "Oww fuck!" and the screen fades to black.
[edit] Rocket Cart
Ryan Dunn is in a shopping cart outfitted with rockets. Similar to the earlier skit, Lake Jump, he is launched into the sea, sending him into a flip and tossing him out of the cart head first into the water.
[edit] Anaconda Ball Pit
Knoxville, Dunn and Wee Man climb in a child's playplace ball crawl area, where two large anacondas are released. After announcing the skit, Wee Man punches Knoxville right in his crotch. Doubled over, he states, "I have on a cup and that still hurt!" He then whips his leg forward and slams the heel of his shoe into Wee Man's crotch.
With no clear objective, Knoxville simply tries to catch the head of one anaconda and hold it steady. He is unable to control the anaconda's head, though, and the dangerous snake whips its jaw around and bites Knoxville's arms eight times, as Dunn is almost crushed by the snake's coils. Knoxville's arm is completely bloodied by the end of the stunt when Dunn gets bitten on the leg and scampers out, at which point Knoxville points out that they forgot there was another snake in the pit.
Also, Chris Pontius mentions they should be careful because the same kind of snake almost killed J-Lo and Ice Cube in Anaconda. Manny Puig, a wild animal expert who frequently appeared in the show "Wildboyz" with Chris Pontius and Steve-O, remarked that an anaconda could kill a grown man within minutes, Wee Man probably 30 seconds.
[edit] Bam Drop In
Bam goes down a ramp and rides towards the camera into a sheet of Plexiglas.
[edit] The Ice Horse
Knoxville, Dunn and Brandon DiCamillo are on a hillside with two ice horses. It appears the horses were meant to be ridden down the hill, though this was never featured in the film. The crew members tell Dunn to place his scrotum on one of the horses, with the intent of getting it stuck. Dunn complies, (first wetting his scrotum with water from a water bottle to make it stick) and he becomes firmly attached to the ice horse. The stunt finishes when Knoxville pushes him off the horse, ripping off some of Dunn's pubic hair and leaving some of Dunn's feces. Dunn's only remark to Knoxville was "What an ass!."
[edit] The Swamp Chute
Wee Man gets blown away with a parachute after being blown by an airboat at full speed.
After Wee Man is asked if he is ok. He replies "What? I can't hear, kind of"
[edit] How to Milk a Horse
The scene opens with Knoxville, Steve-O and Pontius with a farmer at a ranch. They tell the audience how to "milk the horse," or obtain semen from it. They do so by mounting a stallion on a female horse, but redirecting the stallion's penis into a synthetic horse vagina, causing the horse to ejaculate into a jar at the end of it. After collecting the semen in a jar, Chris Pontius asks if it is safe to drink and then offers to do so.
The actual ingestion of the semen was censored (with a black bar) to preserve the film's R rating, as leaving the scene uncensored would have given the film an NC-17 rating due to "pornographic" content. The ingestion is actually shown on the Unrated version.
While Pontius himself doesn't vomit (though he comes close) Steve-O vomits just from witnessing the stunt. Knoxville also gags, stating in a quivering voice that "I never puke ever, and I really almost puked then." In the credits, Rick Kosick gets sick and Knoxville throws what's left of the semen at him. This also happened to Rick before during the TV show in the "Spermathon" stunt, where Knoxville throws semen (actually water and lotion) at Kosick. Also reminiscient of the Spermathon sketch was Pontius's exclamation of "SUCCESS!!!" after ejaculation of the horse.
Pontius shakes his head after the stunt and genuinely says, "I'm completely ashamed of myself."
[edit] Karate Chop
Ryan Dunn starts out holding a piece of wood in outstreached arms. Bam lines up and punches the wood, breaking it and sending his fist through to hit Dunn in the face. Then Pontius wants a shot at the stunt, saying he thinks he can punch through two boards. Dunn figures this is probably safer for him, so he holds the boards again, bracing himself in case Pontius actually can break the boards. Pontius does some deep breathing and whips his foot around to kick Dunn in the testicles instead.
[edit] The Big Tire Race
Dave and Ehren go down a steep hill curled inside giant tractor tires. One of the best shots of this segment is when Dave's tire-cam cuts loose and hits him in the head. Both make it to the bottom and complain about the pain the ride has caused them. As Ryan Dunn tries to pull Ehren from the tire, Bam proceeds to give him an "Ass Face" by sitting pantless on Ehren's face, while Dave repeatedly punches Ehren in the testicles.
[edit] The Leech Healer
A leech is applied to Steve-O's eye to extract blood. As Steve-O is yelling in horror, Knoxville repeatedly tells him not to blink so that the camera can get a good shot. At the end Steve-O says, "I just had a leech chomp my eyeball. YES." In the Unrated version, we find out that before Steve-O did the stunt, Johnny Knoxville gets Dave England to put one on his testicle, making it more painful.
[edit] Wind Tunnel
Bam is set up in a "wind tunnel" made in a horse trailer, thinking that this is the only part of the skit. David Weathers, venomous snake expert, drops by with a surprise for Bam. Bam gets blown to the back of the trailer, where a gate is shut on him, and a devenomized King Cobra is placed in with him. Bam, who is terrified of snakes, attempts to escape, but not before crying from fright. Eventually Bam succeeds in getting out of the trailer by running to the other side of the enclosure and managing to jump over the gate. Once out, Chris Pontius holds Bam while David tries to get the cobra on him and ultimately chases the guys with the cobra in his hands. Bam then jumps on top of a large van, stating that he no longer trusts any of the other crew members. Shortly following this, Knoxville throws a rubber hose at Bam, causing him to panic and jump off the van and spill his beer.
[edit] Roller Leapfrog
Two cast members are in a roller rink, one in a tiger suit (Dave England), the other in a frog suit (Wee Man). The cast member in the tiger suit skates at full speed and attempts to jump the frog suit. This fails and Dave's groin hits Wee Man in the face and both fall down. Note: this part was filmed at Skate Reflections in Kissimmee, Florida.
[edit] The Fart Mask
Steve-O puts on a helmet with the only incoming air coming from a long tube with a funnel on the end. The intention is for Preston Lacy to fart in the funnel and force Steve-O to breathe the fumes. Lacy ends up defecating in the funnel, causing Steve-O to vomit uncontrollably inside the helmet before taking it off when he can bear no more.
The segment uses generic defecation sounds mixed with Lacy's because Lacy's defecation noises were too quiet.
[edit] Big Green Ball
Dave England jumps off a trailer using a big green ball to cushion his fall. Upon impact he is forced back up into the air, landing hard on the ground.
[edit] The Poof
Johnny Knoxville, dressed as an old man, has skateboarder Clyde Singleton put baby powder in his gluteal cleft, or "ass crack." Knoxville then farts in Jeff Tremaine's face just as he wakes up. Then Knoxville asks "did it go poof?"
[edit] Old Man Balls
Once again, Knoxville dresses as an old man, this time with a plastic scrotum hanging out of his pants. He bends down in front of people and runs around with it. The gag ends with a dog licking his scrotum, prompting Knoxville to comment that he is reminded of his ex-wife.
[edit] The Switcheroo
Late at night, Phil Margera leaves his bedroom. Preston Lacy, dressed and made up to look almost like Phil, walks into the room and takes his place next to April Margera. Lacy then tries to make a move on April in the darkness, but she pushes him away repeatedly, apparently annoyed by being woken up and disturbed. April begins to sense something is amiss and becomes nervous. Then Lacy says "What?" in the darkness. April panics and falls off the bed, and when she manages to turn on the lamp near her bed, she finds Phil and the Jackass crew laughing at the situation.
[edit] Ding Dong
A jet-lagged Dave England walks up to the front gate of Johnny Knoxville's house, presses the door bell, looks into the security camera and gets hit by a cloud of dust and a large inflated balloon similar to an airbag, causing him to fall to the ground. Upon standing, England is dazed and confused, with no idea as to what had happened. This also happens again in the credits, with Ehren McGhehey. Other victims are Jeff Tremaine, Spike Jonze, Ryan Dunn and Steve-O (in a clown suit for Spike Jonze's birthday).
[edit] Big Red Rocket
Knoxville (while wearing an Evel Knievel-style jumpsuit) hangs on to a gigantic rocket (in the style of Wile E. Coyote of Looney Tunes fame) while it shoots up a ramp and into the sky. It peaks at about 30-35 feet before plummeting in the water, with Knoxville on it. The first attempt misfires and Knoxville points out that some of the explosive material blew out of the side of the rocket, barely missing him. The background music to this piece is the "Dawn" section from Also Sprach Zarathustra which was featured in the film "2001: A Space Odyssey."
[edit] Terror Taxi
The scene opens with Preston describing what is going to happen. He tells the audience that Ehren is going to dress up as a terrorist, and he and Dimitry Elyashkevich are going to order a cab and play a prank on the taxi driver making him believe they're going to the airport to commit a terrorist act. The scene cuts to Ehren shaving his beard, then back to Preston stating that they're going to substitute the taxi driver with director Jay Chandrasekhar (who had directed Knoxville in The Dukes of Hazzard) and that Chandrasekhar is possibly going to beat Ehren up. The camera fades and goes back to a scene that happened two days prior to the stunt with the cast, crew and Ville Valo (the lead singer of the Finnish-rock Group HIM) contributing to Ehren's new beard, which is going to be made out of everyone's pubic hair (including the appearance of supposed crab lice, apparently courtesy of Mike Ellis, their cameramen). After make-up and going over the plan, they leave to do the skit.
Dimitry and Ehren move into the taxi cab. They tell the driver (Jay Chandrasekhar) that they're going to the airport. Jay asks them questions like "Where are you from?," "You have no luggage?" to which Ehren says, "none of your business" and "no, not where we're going." Then Ehren says how he doesn't like America except the countryside and the breasts. Ehren asks "What size is your wife's breasts?" and Jay says "Let's keep my wife out of this," and Ehren says "Very good." Ehren continues talking about breasts, and how he likes the D cup size. Ehren then spots an airplane, announcing in the cab saying that he's very very close to the airport, exclaiming "boom!." Jay fakes suspicion, asking "What does boom mean?"
They pass the airport, and then Jay pretends to be furious and drives around to an empty lot. Jay starts beating Ehren up, who then shows the explosives but Jay moves outside, ordering Ehren and Dimitry out of the car. Ehren and Dimitry are forced from the cab at gunpoint and told to lie down on the concrete. Ehren yells out to other Jackass members, who are at a distance, to come and help him because the cab driver has a real gun. Ehren is forced into the cab's trunk. Then, outside the cab, the Jackass members "intervene" and try to "negotiate" with the cab driver. A Jackass member then simulates gunshots outside the trunk, implying that the driver has shot and killed some Jackass members. The cab driver gets back in the cab and begins to drive erratically around the parking lot, while Ehren (still wearing a mic) repeats "I'm gonna die" in the trunk.
The car stops suddenly and the cab driver pops the trunk open. McGhehey emerges and sees all the Jackass crew laughing at him, as the whole thing was a prank on him. Ehren is disgusted and angry when he finds out what his beard was made from, and vomits after being told that one of the crew members had crab lice.
This skit was most likely performed with permission from the local police department. This could be verifiable because while driving to the airport a police car was supposed to follow the van containing the rest of the crew. If the van were to drive past a certain point, then the police department would have ended the skit. At one point the van accidentally started driving in front of the taxi, causing some confusion. Also, when the van pulled up to the area where the taxi stopped, two cars parked in front of the van began calling 911.
[edit] The Bear Trap
Johnny Knoxville reluctantly places his arm in an Alaskan Wolf trap (despite the name of the skit) while singing under his breath "The Best of Times." Other cast members quickly force the trap open so Knoxville can remove his arm. As soon as his arm is free the ending begins.
[edit] The Ending
The movie ends with a Busby Berkley-style end sequence, with different stunts going on. One stunt involves Wee Man and Preston Lacy sliding onto a bunch of metal trash cans. Another involves Chris Pontius dancing in a flaming building and jumping safely onto a mat, at which point he is sprayed by a fire hose. Steve-O is synchronized swimming with a bunch of women and is pulled up 20 feet above the water by a trapeze ring. A short blast of fire forces him to fall back down. Next is Bam and Dunn dancing in cowboy outfits in front of a horse; Knoxville spins around and slaps the horse, causing it to flee and pulling Bam and Dunn away by a rope attached to their feet. The musical number ends as Knoxville, singing alone, stands in front of a fake building. The front of the building seems to fall on Knoxville only for him to stand uninjured as he goes through the window. He is then hit by a small wrecking ball. This huge sequence might have been inspired by the fact that in the first film, a huge finale was planned in a similar fashion, but the contraption that was to be used for the stunt failed and could not be fixed in time. Also, as in the first film, Rip Taylor is seen at the end of the sequence.
[edit] Credits
The credits feature outtakes and deleted scenes.
[edit] Additional Scenes
[edit] The Shock Phone
The guys find a World War Two phone and find out that it was also used as a torture (primarily shock) device. They first try it on Loomis to see if it really hurts him. They connect the wires onto his fingers, then roll the hand crane to generate the power. Once it started up, it shocks Loomis. They next try it on Bam's toes, but it shocks more power into Bam's foot. Steve-O tries it and mounts the wires onto his lip. Before they shock him, Johnny says "Close your eyes Steve-O, cause it's gonna hurt." Pontius spins the crane really hard to make Steve-O freak out. A brief scene is seen from this skit in the end credits, with Luke Wilson putting them on his fingers. After he gets shocked, he comments, "Wow, you actually feel energized."
There are extra scenes on the DVD, where other members are hooked up to the phone, including Dunn (to which Dunn responds with, "Fucking take a message!"), who gets hooked up to the phone via his buttocks, followed by a "conference call" between Bam, Ryan and Loomis (the idea being the current will travel through Bam's foot, Dunn's butt and Loomis' hand).
[edit] Trash Can Pyramid
The guys have set up a pyramid, made out of trash cans. Steve-O is launched off a swing into the air and lands on the pyramid.
He is launched another time, but misses the pyramid almost altogether. As the stunt was being reset, Pontius commented, "I love when we have to figure out the physics."
[edit] The Wiener Kite
Wee-Man attaches a kite string to his penis and screams in pain as the wind throws the kite around the sky. The skit ends with Wee-Man complaining that his private area is bleeding and Bam Margera doing a three-sixty head dive towards Wee-Man's crotch.
[edit] Anal Bead Kite
Bam inserts a row of anal beads into his rectum. A wind-blown kite then removes the anal beads from his rectum. According to Bam - in an interview during The Howard Stern Show[1] - this skit was omitted from the film and DVD releases due to being "too gay."
[edit] The Bellhop Cart
Steve-O and Chris Pontius are dressed up as bellhops with no pants, instead red jockstraps. Steve-O gets pushed down the stairs by Pontius and John Waters while inside a Bellhop Cart, the cart crashing and stopping inches from the camera. The skit ends with Pontius and Bam involved in a "Flying 69."
[edit] Party Boy in India
Chris Pontius dances with some ladies in a palace with Indian music. In Party Boy outfit, he is wearing the speedo and a necktie.
[edit] Alaskan Wolf Trap
Jim Karol (as seen in The Electric Stool) shows the guys the Wolf Trap seen in the ending. They show an example of the small one, then bring out the bigger one. These traps are used to trap wolves. Bam tests it out, and hurts his hand and yells "OW" when he leaves.
[edit] Stun Gun Hot Potato
The guys are with Willie Garson and are going to play hot potato with a 1000-volt stun gun. The goal of this game is not to touch the front of the gun, or it will shock you. Willie gets a hold of it, it shocks him and the stun gun flies into the air. After that, the guys just throw it everywhere. Ryan Dunn gets the worst when he puts it to his testicles and shocks himself.
[edit] The Wee Horse
Wee Man stands in front of the camera and as it pans out, you begin to see a very small two-foot horse standing next to him.
[edit] Feeding Time
Preston Lacy is dressed up in a cow suit, with milk pouch inside the costume. Two calves get attracted and suck on the suit. Even though Preston runs around, the calves still chase him. At one point, Wee-Man ran up to Preston and attempted to shock him, but Preston noticed and stopped.
[edit] The Poo Mountain
Manure is dumped on Steve-O and he gets stuck inside the poo. As soon as he gets out, he starts vomiting wildly.
A continuation of the manure jokes, Steve-O and "professional skiier" Brandon Novak are sent up a conveyer belt while wearing skis. They are later dumped onto a thirty-meter tall mound of manure. The intent was to ski down the sides, but the skis caught and both were sent tumbling wildly down the mound.
[edit] The Dickagram Tattoo
Steve-O gets a tattoo of a "dickagram," which is basically the Heartagram symbol from the band HIM with a penis added to the bottom. On top of the symbol are the letters "ME" written in a similar style. He shows the tattoo to Bam, stating, "It's not about HIM, It's about ME."
[edit] Three Legged Dog
Ryan Dunn goes around town parks, throwing around a fake leg as his 3 legged dog (Lucy) catches it. As Ryan throws it he says "Who's got your leg? I do! Now fetch it" and people start wondering if he chopped off the leg.
[edit] Homemade Hang-Glider
Steve-O makes a hang-glider (made out of bamboo sticks and plastic) and tests it out by flying off a hill.
[edit] The Billboard
Knoxville reveals a billboard to Jeff Tremaine and Dimitry Elyashkevich. The board is an advertisement for a fictional gay-themed cruiseline named Rainbow Cruiselines, and has a picture of a large cruise ship and two men embracing each other with Tremaine and Elyashkevich's heads photoshopped on the bodies. The billboard tells viewers to visit RainbowCruiselines.com, a webpage that features the same photograph seen on the billboard. Clicking on the photo or any of the links at the bottom of the page will take the viewer to the official Jackass: Number Two website.
[edit] Garbage Clang
The cast and crew are at Bam's old house. Johnny reveals two metal garbage covers, and indicates he intends to clang them. The first victim is Brandon Novak. While he's on the phone, Johnny clangs the garbage heads between Novak's head. The second victim is Steve-O. While Steve-O is talking to the camera, Johnny attempts to get him, but at the last minute, Steve-O notices and ducks. After that he runs over to Dunn and clangs it on him. Then Dunn and Knoxville decide to do it to Bam. After he does it to Bam, he does the prank to Jeff Tremaine while he's taking a photo with Jess Margera and Dunn. Tremaine gets hit. The clip ends with Knoxville hitting people in the head.
[edit] Take Our Picture
Johnny Knoxville and Spike Jonze are dressed up as old people and ask Japanese tourists to take a picture for them, as soon as they take it, Johnny falls to the ground, moaning.
[edit] To the Face
Jeff Tremaine is the subject of this skit. He gets a cowpie and a pizza thrown at his face.
[edit] Jackass Parents
April and Phil Margera discuss having their son, Bam in Jackass.
[edit] Look Mom, No Cavities!
According to Bam Margera[2], the stunt was to be to remove Don Vito's tooth by attaching a string from the tooth to Bam's Lamborghini. Bam would then drive the Lamborghini, using the horse power of the car to remove the tooth.
The stunt was filmed. However, due to Don Vito's pending legal situation, it was not included in the film or on the DVD. The "funniest stunt in the movie," Bam fears that it may never see the light of day.
A few days after they removed Don Vito's tooth, he began taking vicodin pills because of the pain when the tooth was removed.
[edit] Truck Jump
An unused segment in which a skateboarder jumps off a portable ramp before jumping off the side of a moving truck and finally landing another portable ramp.
This segment was only used for "2006 Teen Choice Awards," which was used to promote the theatrical release. It was also the only footage to be used due to the rating of the awards show, which is TV-PG.
[edit] Bam Disclaimer
This segment features Bam Margera saying "A lot of what you're about to see is of a questionable sexual orientation, so if you're a little homophobic and you see this sign (Dickhouse Logo), look away, because we're getting gay!" He then takes off his sunglasses and walks away.
| Jackass |
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| Main Cast |
| Johnny Knoxville | Bam Margera | Steve-O | Chris Pontius | Ryan Dunn | Jason "Wee Man" Acuña | Preston Lacy | Dave England | Ehren McGhehey |
| Supporting Cast |
| Brandon DiCamillo | Theodore "Rake Yohn" Webb | Chris "Raab Himself" Raab | Phil Margera | April Margera | Manny Puig |
| Crew |
| Jeff Tremaine | Spike Jonze | Dimitry Elyashkevich | Rick Kosick | Lance Bangs |
| Television shows |
| Jackass | Wildboyz | Viva La Bam | Homewrecker | Bam's Unholy Union |
| Films |
| Jackass: The Movie (stunts) | Jackass Number Two (stunts) |
| Miscellaneous |
| Big Brother | Corona | Jackass: The Game | CKY Crew | CKY Videos | Gnarkill | Radio Bam | Haggard: The Movie |
