User:Spawn Man/Thought of the Day

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Welcome to The thought of the day archive, a collection of past quotes & thoughts that appeared in the section of the same name on my userpage. -- Spawn Man

  • "An egg should never argue with a stone". Chinese Proverb.
  • "Doh!". Homer Simpson.
  • "Even monkeys fall from trees." Japanese proverb.
  • "Fall down seven times, get up eight". Japanese Proverb.
  • "The backyard barbeque will not be abolished!" Prime Minister John Howard.
  • "I need a weapon." Master-chief.
  • "If everyone cared, if nobody cried, if everyone loved & nobody lied, if everyone shared & swallowed their pride, then we'd see the day when nobody died..." Nickleback.
  • "They all float down here..." Pennywise the Dancing Clown.
  • "Bicycle riding should be left to women & eunuchs for two round, obvious reasons" Spawn Man, (Me).
  • "How come inflammable & flammable mean the same thing whilst vaulnerable & invaulnerable mean the opposite?" Spawn Man, (Me).
  • "If I don't get to have my cake & eat it too, when the hell do I get to eat cake?" Spawn Man, (Me).
  • "Two men looked out from prison bars. One saw mud, the other saw stars." My Dad.
  • "I brought you into this world, I can take you out just as easily". My Mum.
  • "Kiss my ass." Whitney Houston.
  • "Do or do not, there is no try". Yoda.
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