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The Userbox to the right is inaccuarate. My real identity in Uncyclopedia is Witt E,

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<OIiproPLUS> Then guess what I said! <OliproPLUS> Poop. <OliproSELECT> Lol palindrome <OIiproPLUS> after he said "sex" I said... * OliproPLUS has palindromes at low low prices! <OliproPLUS> Madam, I'm Adam! <OliproSELECT> Anagrams! 2 for 1 special! <OliproPLUS> ONLY 12 QUID PER PALINDROME! * OIiproPLUS is now free for the next 28 seconds! * OliproSELECT has phone lines *OPEN* * OliproPLUS is never free, so you know it's good! <LordKaT> I need my sword. * OliproPLUS doesn't use phones because it knows you want it already and is sending it to you right now! <OIiproPLUS> All 279 people that ran in and took one agree, OIiproPLUS is teh pwnage. * OliproSELECT speedily delivers LordKat his sword, because its the fastest choice out there <OIiproPLUS> And at only $350 * OliproPLUS never uses 1337speak, so you know it's over the age of 12 <OIiproPLUS> :( <OIiproPLUS> typo? <OliproSELECT> My competitor is a childish look-alike <LordKaT> ah <OliproSELECT> Make the real choice people <LordKaT> thank you, OliproSELECT * OliproPLUS can offer you a flaming sword of Avignon for free if you sign up today! <OliproSELECT> Another satisfied customer * LordKaT takes the sword and processed to stab OliproPLUS and OliproSELECT in the kernel. * OIiproPLUS too * OliproPLUS is kernel-free, so you know it's good! * OIiproPLUS too * OliproSELECT has upgraded it's kernals to be 5 times as effecient than a non-kernal operatus <OliproPLUS> Now that OliproSELECT is dead, why not go with the choice that ISN'T dead <OliproPLUS> That's us! * OIiproPLUS too * OIiproPLUS too? <OliproPLUS> Being alive is the business paradigm for the 21st century. Get ahead of the curve with OliproPLUS! * OliproSELECT is still alive and thriving <OliproSELECT> A caring sompany, working products, the way it should be <OliproSELECT> OliproSELECT * OIiproPLUS blows OliproSELECT to tiny pieces. <OliproPLUS> Did you know that OliproSELECT is part of a massive Haitian child-trafficking ring? <OIiproPLUS> I did. <OliproSELECT> Its the *right* choice <OliproSELECT> And not a slanderous company but a goodhearted one <OliproPLUS> Did you know that denial is a sign of guilt? <OliproPLUS> OliproPLUS never denies! <OliproSELECT> Ohohoho, someone is getting defensive... <OIiproPLUS> Aren't you dead? <OIiproPLUS> OIiproPLUS blows OliproSELECT to tiny pieces. <OliproSELECT> Correct, my competitor admits... <OliproSELECT> OIiproPLUS blows <OliproPLUS> OliproPLUS adopts orphans and gives them warm beds to sleep in, unlike some of our orphan-hating competitors <OIiproPLUS> die already! * LordKaT dies <OliproSELECT> OliproPLUS adopts orphans, and then commands them to die <OliproSELECT> We here at OliproSELECT, give the orphans a loving home <OliproSELECT> and don't wish there immediate deaths <Squiggle> What the crap did I miss? <OliproSELECT> unlike some other companies out there today <OliproPLUS> Are you dead? Are you a feline? And are you a lord of some kind? Then you'll LOVE OliproPLUS <OliproPLUS> Hey there, Squiggle! You know which Olipro really connects with the youth of today? <OliproSELECT> Are you an incoherent string of letters? Then you'll go bonkers for OliproSELECT! <OliproPLUS> OliproPLUS! * Squiggle hides. <OliproPLUS> OliproPLUS doesn't use lame words like "bonkers" <OliproSELECT> It's the biggest thing out today * OliproPLUS is fresh, cool, and daaaaamn! <OliproSELECT> And won't try awkwardly fitting in a market it can't grasp, unlike OliproPLUS * OliproPLUS can grasp more markets than ever before! <OliproSELECT> Like young childrens right? <Squiggle> What have you two done with the real Olipro? <OIiproPLUS> And there's TWO of OliproPLUS! <OliproSELECT> OliproPLUS is a pedophilic supporters company <Squiggle> What kind of ransom do you want? <OliproPLUS> Don't fall for that pirated version of OliproPLUS * Squiggle hands over a nickel. <OliproSELECT> 3 easy payments of $19.95 <OliproPLUS> And don't underpay for OliproSELECT <OIiproPLUS> I'm not the pirated copy, you are! <OliproSELECT> The only way <OliproPLUS> Only OliproPLUS offers you the finest in Olipro for more cash! <OIiproPLUS> 1 easy payment of 2 cents! <OliproPLUS> It's a priceless status symbol * Squiggle attempts to kill the Olipros, hoping to find Original Olipro. <OliproPLUS> A major university study shows that people who buy OliproPLUS are ten times less likely to develop osteoporosis than customers of the Leading Brand <OIiproPLUS> I'm the origana... *dead* <OliproPLUS> (HINT: The leading brand ain't really leading) <OliproSELECT> OliproSELECT is a long lasting brand, not a drop-dead after 2 months brand <OIiproPLUS> You killed, me... <OliproSELECT> Sturdy, reliable, long-lasting... <OliproPLUS> OliproPLUS predates time and shows no wear and tear! -->| Spang (i=Spang@80-192-16-123.cable.ubr01.edin.blueyonder.co.uk) has joined #uncyclopedia <OliproPLUS> Hey there! <Spang> I back <OliproPLUS> Do you need more Olipro more of the time? <Squiggle> Olipro is being very silly. <OIiproPLUS> We win! <OliproPLUS> Try OliproPLIS! <OliproPLUS> I mean <OliproPLUS> OliproPLUS! <OIiproPLUS> never seen that one. <OliproSELECT> OliproSELECT <OliproSELECT> Its the *right* choice <Spang> You know, just today, I was thinking: "I wish my Olipro just had more *colour*, you know?" <OliproPLUS> OliproSELECT is the right choice... if you love dying <OliproPLUS> OliproPLUS has the MOST colour to offer! <OliproSELECT> And not a slanderous company but a goodhearted one <OIiproPLUS> D: <Squiggle> I cannae kill them. <OliproPLUS> Do you need to kill OliproPLUS? <OliproPLUS> Try OliproPLUS! <OliproPLUS> The best at killing OliproPLUS <OliproSELECT> Dethpicible <OliproPLUS> Also kills OliproSELECT with equal ease! <OIiproPLUS> SELECT has commited lots of slander! <OliproSELECT> OliproPLUS is a pedophilic supporters company <OliproSELECT> Its the *right* choice <Spang> Hmmm... How do I know if OliproPLUS or OliproSELECT is right for me? <OIiproPLUS> SELECT IS a pedophile <OliproPLUS> It's easy! <OliproSELECT> Try a free sample today! <OliproPLUS> Which one doesn't make you die of ebola? <OliproSELECT> No sign-up nessecary! <Squiggle> What does it take to kill you two? <OliproPLUS> Hahah! That would be OliproPLUS of course! <OIiproPLUS> 284 people all said we win! <Squiggle> Besides each other. <OliproSELECT> Not a transmitter of AIDS either <OliproPLUS> No commitment, sign up today! <OliproSELECT> Our stocks are rock solid, like our investors trust <OliproPLUS> OliproPLUS has you sign up, so you know you can trust them <OliproSELECT> trust them to sell your name to telemarketers! * Squiggle tries a righteous guitar solo to kill them. <OliproPLUS> Only the very best telemarketers! <OliproSELECT> We here at OliproSELECT condones such actions <OliproSELECT> and encourages better ones. <OIiproPLUS> I have to go, bye. <Spang> Bye, OliproPLUS <OliproPLUS> Spang: If you want colour, humour, and an Olipro that will make the neighbors say "Cool! Fresh! DAAAAAAMN!" Then you have to go with OliproPLUS! <OIiproPLUS> OIiproPLUS, actually. <OliproPLUS> That one that said bye is with the letter "i" instead of L <OliproPLUS> it's a cheap imitator <OliproPLUS> kinda like OliproSELECT! <OliproSELECT> OliproSELECT has been around since the 1900s, and is in no rush to leave the market for a quic buck. Our competing Oliproducts are shoddy and rushed <OIiproPLUS> I'm the VP of your company you fool! =-= OIiproPLUS is now known as zombieninja <OliproPLUS> OliproPLUS uses only the finest resources from the Amazon to craft its Olipros |<-- zombieninja has left irc.freenode.net () <OliproSELECT> Such as Malaria, and diabetes <OliproPLUS> OliproSELECT likes to select all right.... it selects LOW POOR QUALITY! <OliproSELECT> OliproSELECT likes to select all right.... it selects WHAT *YOU* WANT!!! <OliproPLUS> You don't know what you want <OliproPLUS> OliproPLUS does! * Squiggle purchases OliproPLUS. <OliproPLUS> Only OliproPLUS knows what *you* want and gives it to you before you even realize you want it! <Squiggle> Happy now? <OliproPLUS> Thank you Squiggle, that will be 1000 quid! * Squiggle slaps OliproPLUS. <Squiggle> Nevermind. <OliproPLUS> Purchase already made <OliproPLUS> Thanks for buying OliproPLUS! <OliproSELECT> We satisfy our customers here at OliproSELECT <OliproPLUS> Expect to receive your very own OliproPLUS by express mail within six weeks! <OliproSELECT> Spang, enjoy this complimentary free trial of OliproSELECT <Spang> I heard that OliproSELECT has spyware in it <OliproPLUS> Spang: Do you reall want a trial? * Squiggle returns OliproPLUS. <OliproPLUS> You know who else had a trial <OliproSELECT> From OliproPLUS I presume <OliproPLUS> Saddam <OliproPLUS> Now he's dead <OliproSELECT> who installs rootkits on all their products <OliproPLUS> Squiggle: Sorry you were not satisfied with our product. As a consolation, we will keep your money and send back the product free of charge! * OliproSELECT > OliproPLUS <LordKaT> Fuck, you two must be bored. -->| C_Krieger (n=chatzill@71.228.206.211) has joined #uncyclopedia <OliproSELECT> Bored enough to give you this free of charge special offer! <PrincessCaitlai> Hello C_Krieger <OliproPLUS> Boredom giving you the daily blues? <OliproPLUS> Try OliproPLUS! <LordKaT> you've killed a joke before it had a chacne to live. <LordKaT> Good job. <OliproPLUS> Only OliproPLUS can revive jokes! |<-- C_Krieger has left irc.freenode.net (Client Quit) <OliproPLUS> Have a joke that's been run into the ground? It can rise like the pheonix with OliproPLUS! <OliproPLUS> Other Olipros like to claim they can revive jokes <OliproSELECT> OliproPLUS, stop trying. <OliproPLUS> But they LIE * OliproSELECT is the clear winner * OliproPLUS is the clearest winner <Squiggle> Actually, only PLUS managed to sell something. <OliproSELECT> Only superior products trump inferior companies <OliproPLUS> Only OliproPLUS uses superlatives! <OliproPLUS> The best superlatives can be yours! <OliproPLUS> For the lowest price ever! <Squiggle> So I think that the clear winner is me, for buying such a fine product! <OliproPLUS> Ain't that the truth, Squiggle! <Squiggle> Thanks, OliproPLUS! <OliproSELECT> Prepositions have gone over the rood here at OliproSELECT! <OliproPLUS> No problem, pal. * Squiggle flashes a winning smile, a thumbs-up, and winks knowingly. <OliproPLUS> You got potential, kid * LordKaT staples OliproPLUS to OliproSELECT <OliproSELECT> (Don't mention it Squiggle ;) ) <OliproSELECT> 2 products for the price of 1!!!!!!!!!!!! <OliproPLUS> We here at OliproPLUS would like to sign you to a big endorsement deal <OliproPLUS> 2,000,000 quid to do five commercials for us <OliproPLUS> Squiggle, do you accept? <Squiggle> Heck yes. * OliproPLUS shakes Squiggle's hand <OliproSELECT> They are *charging* you Squiggle <OliproPLUS> Shhhhhhh <Whiteside> John Oliver just made up an Oscar Wilde quote on The Daily Show <Squiggle> I don't care. <Whiteside> he's stealing material. what a hack <Squiggle> Anything is worth peddling such a fine product as OliproPLUS! <OliproPLUS> I can see it now: billboards, full page ads in the New York Times <Spang> I'd buy anything with Barry Scott in the advert <OliproPLUS> BARRY SCOTT ONLY AT OLIPROPLUS! * OliproSELECT offers a free cap with a spinny thing on the top, Squiggle, will you take this offer? <OliproPLUS> ALL BARRY SCOTT ALL THE TIME <Spang> Ok, I'm sold <--| UNKNOWNFILE has left #uncyclopedia * Squiggle flashes a winning smile, a thumbs-up, and winks knowingly. <OliproPLUS> Thank you, Spang, for your fine choice * LordKaT stuffs Squiggle up OliproSELECT's nose <OliproPLUS> Expect your OliproPLUS with a FREE Barry Scott in the mail within six weeks <Squiggle> And what a FINE purchase that is! * Squiggle flashes a winning smile, a thumbs-up, and winks knowingly. <OliproPLUS> Right you are, Squiggle! <Spang> Hmmm... is OliproSELECT compatible with OliproPLUS? * Squiggle throws in a free Squiggle with Spang's purchase. <OliproPLUS> Of course not! <OliproPLUS> OliproSELECT is compatible with DEATH <OliproPLUS> and that's it <LordKaT> (yes they arE) <OliproSELECT> Of course, although our competitior denies this <OliproSELECT> They hate common sense * Squiggle hates common sense. <OliproPLUS> Common sense is old hat! Irrationality is the wave of the future! <LordKaT> Twisting, turning, through the never <Squiggle> We're anything but COMMON here at OliproPLUS! <OliproPLUS> Remember, only OliproPLUS is fully endorsed by Olipro himself! <OliproPLUS> Now that's a name you can trust! <Squiggle> Unlike *looks over shoulder* <mockingly>our "competitors"</mockingly>. <OliproPLUS> Ha! If we expanded the definition of competitor to include total losers! * Squiggle flashes a winning smile, a thumbs-up, and winks knowingly. <Spang> Man, if only I didn't have to wait six weeks to get it <OliproSELECT> You're my competition PLUS, therefore, the definition applies to you. <OliproPLUS> We can get it to you NOW, Spang <Spang> Oh really? <OliproPLUS> If you choose ULTRA BONUS SUPER SHIPPING <OliproPLUS> Only 200 quid more! <Spang> Sold! * Squiggle throws in a free puppy born circa The Cold War. <OliproSELECT> Six weeks!? Fa-Pah. New tech transporters allow instant delivery! <OliproPLUS> Alright, here's your OliproPLUS! <OliproPLUS> Using our newest tech transporters <OliproPLUS> and SUPERLATIVES! <OliproSELECT> Only 150 quid at OliproSELECT and ANAGRAMS! <OliproPLUS> The instantest delivery you can get, only at OliproPLUS! <OliproPLUS> We have PALINDROMES! <OliproPLUS> Cat tac! <Squiggle> AMAZING! <Squiggle> How could I ever question OliproPLUS's rightful place at the top of the free market? <OliproPLUS> You couldn't! <OliproSELECT> Our company's spokesman, deathz0r, agrees that OliproSELECT is the right choice! <OliproPLUS> That's what's so great about it! <OliproSELECT> Prepositions have gone over the rood here at OliproSELECT! * LordKaT stabs Olipro <OliproPLUS> See? Death! <OliproSELECT> A murderous company or the caring company <OliproPLUS> Want to stab Olipro? Only OliproPLUS can stab Olipro with 200% more efficiency than the next leading brand <Squiggle> As if you could ever consider SELECT to be "leading". * OliproSELECT offers twice the array of stabbing tools, which is why its the leading brand <OliproPLUS> Ha! === me....leading Unknown command <Spang> Hmmm, I'm checking out my new OliproPLUS, and it's just not as colourful as I was expecting <OliproPLUS> Want less stabbing? Only OliproPLUS can offer LESS stabbing MORE of the time! * OliproSELECT is extremely colorful <OliproPLUS> OliproPLUS has a new colour patch! <OliproPLUS> 2,300 more colours <Squiggle> "why 'its' the leading brand" At least we use more better grammars than SELECT! <OliproSELECT> Not black and white like our colorblind competition <OliproPLUS> Plus, it's spelled with a "u" so you know it's authentic! * Squiggle can smell the authenticity in the comfort of his own home! <LordKaT> Squiggle, that's a pussyfart. <OliproPLUS> Spang, we can send you our new colour patch free of charge! <OliproPLUS> Have feline flatulence? Only OliproPLUS can cure those smellycat blues! <OliproSELECT> Unclean products and gimmicky marketers is all you get with OliproPLUS <Spang> Free? As in beer? <OliproSELECT> With SELECT, you buy it once, you never need to worry about faults that need patching <OliproPLUS> Cleanliness is so 90's! <OliproPLUS> Get ahead of the game with OliproPLUS, the dirtiest product out today! <OliproSELECT> Unlike our PLUS competitors, who prefer to keep their products on lifesupport <OliproSELECT> Patch after Patch <OliproPLUS> OliproSELECT prefers deathsupport <OliproPLUS> they SUPPORT DEAT <OliproPLUS> H <OliproSELECT> With SELECT, get something reliable <OliproPLUS> This cannot stand! <Squiggle> NOT DEATH! <OliproSELECT> and not something that needs the extra "H" <Squiggle> OR H! <OliproPLUS> Reliability is for squares! Risk is the name of the game! <OliproPLUS> Score a home run with OliproPLUS: Never reliable for maximum fun! <OliproSELECT> Risk of looking bad, so the patch is your only backing point <OliproSELECT> Charge after charge <OliproSELECT> With SELECT, never worry! <Spang> I applied the parcg, but now it seems to be leaking toxic radiation <Spang> *patch <OliproPLUS> That's perfectly normal <OliproSELECT> As is usual with PLUS, who covers this up with the delicacy of a gang rape |<-- Sgeo has left irc.freenode.net (Remote closed the connection) <OliproPLUS> A major university study shows that toxic radiation may be good for you! <Squiggle> And who doesn't trust the research of Quacky McFalserton University? <OliproSELECT> Not OliproPLUS <wolf> who here is an admin? <wolf> I'm trying to remember <Spang> I may be tempted to give OliproSELECT a try for a while <OliproPLUS> No, Spang! <OliproSELECT> You'd make the *right* choice <OliproPLUS> We'll give you anything you want <OliproPLUS> MORE BARRY SCOTT! <OliproPLUS> MORE OF THE TIME! <OliproSELECT> We're not desperate here, everythings calm, cool, and collecte <OliproSELECT> d <OliproPLUS> OliproPLUS also offers more admins, for wolf-related customers! <OliproPLUS> Can OliproSELECT say the same? <OliproPLUS> NO! <Spang> I've heard tell of a barry scott plugin for OliproSELECT <Squiggle> wolf: Spang is an admin. <OliproSELECT> Yes, and we're compatible with ALL dead celebrities! <Squiggle> No, only the cheap knock-off, Jerry Snot. <OliproPLUS> That was another lie from OliproSELECT <wolf> so, I made a thing <OliproPLUS> Yet Another Lie <Spang> Some even say it includes the MOST barry scott, with SUPERLATIVES <OliproSELECT> Only the finest <OliproPLUS> WE HAVE THE MOST BARRY SCOTT EVER <OliproPLUS> We have the BEST Barry Scott <OliproSELECT> And predicitives as well, an exclusive Spang <OliproPLUS> And the superest superlatives <OliproPLUS> We have all the reflexive pronouns yourself could want! <OliproSELECT> Would you care for a low proce 50 quid first try Spang? <OliproSELECT> Customization welcome. <wolf> that is not what I was looking for <OliproPLUS> Only 49 quid to stay with OliproPLUS! <OliproSELECT> In order to match US!! <OliproSELECT> ;) <OliproPLUS> OliproSELECT lures its customers in with a wink <OliproPLUS> and then date rapes them! <OliproSELECT> Make the right choice, get the right results <OliproPLUS> OliproPLUS is date rape-free <OliproSELECT> Our murder-rate is an approximate 0, compared to OliproPLUS' skyrocketing accounts <Spang> I actualy prefer a little date rape sometimes <OliproPLUS> What more would you expect from the corporate fatcats at OliproSELECT <OliproPLUS> We have the BEST date rape ever! <Squiggle> Yummy in the tummy! <Spang> But you just said you were date rape-free! <OliproPLUS> OliproPLUS is a family-owned establishment <OliproSELECT> As usual, the bipolar partisans at OliproPLUS make desperate catch ups and stumble on their lies <OliproPLUS> Bipolar is the way of the future! <OliproSELECT> Make the smart choice Spang, make it your to-day! <OliproPLUS> Two poles are better than one! <Spang> Unless you meant that the date rape is free <OliproPLUS> Yes of course! <OliproPLUS> Our date rape is complimentary! <OliproPLUS> And, shall I say, complementary <OliproPLUS> We have the best HOMONYMS! <OliproSELECT> That line is sooo QDB'd <OliproPLUS> Want more QDB? Try OliproPLUS! <OliproSELECT> The desperate ramblings of a tired company <OliproSELECT> QDB is freshly stocked at OliproSELECT <OliproPLUS> OliprosSELECT is lazy * Squiggle can't take it anymore. <OliproPLUS> OliproPLUS will do anything to satisfy even the Spangiest of customers! * LordKaT implodes <Squiggle> I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE AT OLIPROplus! <OliproPLUS> NO! NO! <OliproPLUS> SHHHH! <OliproSELECT> OliproPLUS is a slanderous disgrace of a company, proof is in the words <OliproPLUS> HERE'S SOME MONEY <OliproPLUS> MORE MONEY FOR SQUIGGLE * Squiggle takes the money. <OliproPLUS> Dontcha love OliproPLUS, Squiggle? <Squiggle> THEY DATE RAPED ME AT OLIPROplus! <Squiggle> AND KILLED A DOLPHIN BEFORE MY OWN EYES! <LordKaT> but you enjoyed it. <Squiggle> I'M SCARRED! <OliproSELECT> OliproSELECT Can care for all date-rape and animal cruelty emotional scarring * Squiggle hides under the protection of OliproSELECT. <OliproSELECT> The caring company <Squiggle> So warm... <Squiggle> Like a dolphin... At least, a LIVE one. <Spang> Hey, I've found a crack that lets me run OliproPLUS and OliproSELECT simultaneously within a main Olipro environment <OliproSELECT> *GASP* <OliproPLUS> OliproSELECT spreads lies and lures over our most famous endorsers! <Spang> For FREE! <OliproPLUS> WHAT?!?!? <Squiggle> At least here I feel like I have a father, PLUS! <OliproSELECT> WHAT!?!?!?! <OliproPLUS> PLUS HAS THE MOST FATHERS <OliproSELECT> You kill the familys you know, and take the fathers away... <Squiggle> More than one is just gay. <Squiggle> I only need one. <LordKaT> Which one comes with a three day radio-shack approved batteryless waranty? <OliproPLUS> I meant Best fathers [ERROR] Missing required parameter action. [ERROR] Missing required parameter action. * OliproSELECT does <OliproPLUS> We have only the radioshackiest warranties <LordKaT> OliproSELECT is for me! \o/ <OliproPLUS> OliproSELECT spys on our meetings and steals our innovations! <LordKaT> Good! A competative edge! I like that. <OliproSELECT> the SELECT store for your SELECT needs. <OliproPLUS> But we do it more! <OliproPLUS> We spy on them every minute of every day! <OliproSELECT> And in moderation * Squiggle forms his own company. <LordKaT> Which one will allow me to consume alcohol? * OliproSELECT shall <OliproPLUS> WE WILL =-= Squiggle is now known as OlipBONUS <OliproPLUS> WE USE CAPS SO YOU KNOW WE'RE SINCERE =-= OlipBONUS is now known as OliproBONUS <OliproSELECT> We use plaintext to show we're normal <OliproPLUS> Now that the market has been flooded with imitators, there is only one true beacon of light <OliproBONUS> I uSe BoTh! <OliproPLUS> And that's OliproPLUS <OliproBONUS> I'm FuCkInG cRaZy! <OliproSELECT> You mean OliproSELECT <OliproBONUS> BONUS is for the whole family. <LordKaT> I'm too fucking tired to differentiatebetween the different Olipro's <LordKaT> Good night. -->| OliproEXPRESS (i=a254c687@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-119ee29f58a7c151) has joined #uncyclopedia <OliproSELECT> Goodnight <OliproBONUS> from L'il Juniper jr. to Ol' Grampa Joe! <OliproSELECT> And enjoy the complimentary select pillow <OliproPLUS> We offer sleep at low low prices! <OliproEXPRESS> ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO EXPRESS * OliproBONUS buys out PLUS and SELECT. <OliproEXPRESS> YOU HAVE NO TIME TO MAKE YOUR BUY <OliproSELECT> Gasp <OliproPLUS> OliproPLUS is not a public company! <OliproBONUS> You're owned by me now, peons. * OliproBONUS whips PLUS. <OliproSELECT> OliproPLUS is a date-rape evil corporation <OliproEXPRESS> HAHAHA <OliproPLUS> OliproPLUS is a date-rape *good* corporation <OliproBONUS> SELECT, you are mine. I bought you. <OliproPLUS> No evil date-rape * OliproSELECT is owned by the SELECT family <OliproEXPRESS> TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG <OliproBONUS> ... Which I bought. * OliproPLUS TAKES OFF MORE ZIGS, FASTER! <OliproSELECT> ...in your dreams <OliproEXPRESS> YOUR TO BE MAKING BAD JOKE IN 2021 <OliproBONUS> It was a hostile peaceful takeover. <OliproPLUS> OliproPLUS is fully endorsed by the original Olipro <OliproPLUS> Family owned for 10,000 years * OliproSELECT is better than OliproPLUS <OliproPLUS> Since the Earth was created <OliproSELECT> No matter what <OliproEXPRESS> HAHAHA =-= YOU are now known as Witt *NickServ* This nickname is owned by someone else *NickServ* If this is your nickname, type /msg NickServ IDENTIFY <password> =-= OliproPLUS is now known as Savethemooses |<-- OliproEXPRESS has left irc.freenode.net (Remote closed the connection) <Savethemooses> Hahahahaha <Witt> :D <Savethemooses> I was laughing out loud <Spang> Nice weather, eh? <Witt> Mhmmhmm <Savethemooses> That was the most fun I've had in this channel ever <Savethemooses> I forgot who was who <Witt> A+++ Will buy from again <Savethemooses> So Spang, did you end up sticking with OliproPLUS? <Witt> Or switch to OliproSELECT? =-= OliproBONUS is now known as Squiggle <Squiggle> So NO ONE was really Olipro? <Savethemooses> Um... nope <Savethemooses> hahaha <Savethemooses> Olipro left an hour ago <Squiggle> Heh. <Savethemooses> But he really did endorse OliproPLUS <Witt> A long time ago XD <Spang> I think the colours sold it for me <Savethemooses> Alright! <Witt> OliproSELECT wasn't "edgy" enough <Witt> OliproPLUS was hip and happenin' <Savethemooses> I loved how everything developed <LordKaT> That's what ADD feels like <Savethemooses> It was a great satire of advertising -->| sannse has joined #uncyclopedia <Savethemooses> That's improv! <Witt> It felt generic enough :) <Savethemooses> sannse, do you need more olipro in your life <Squiggle> You guys definitely need to record that somewhere. <Savethemooses> I was totally in character the whole time