Shirley Be a Drooler

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"Shirley Be A Drooler" appeared on RAQ's second release, Carbohydrates, and is known among fans, simply, as "Shirley." The song can appear anywhere within a show's setlist; however, the song is sometimes couple with RAQ's "Beauregard" and appears on setlists as Shirley->Beauregard. A core group of RAQfans have dubbed this segue as "ShirleyGard."

[edit] Lyrics

alan came by to suck the algae from the water
living in his van, he's collecting head butter
in a box with a big screen, living in a cooler
had I no lips, i'd shirley be a drooler

Robert is the man with the percodan tan
and his song's unsung cause his bells been rung
by a box with a big screen living in a cooler
if I had no lips i'd shirley be a drooler

naked on my back
im lying to the sun
afraid to face the fact
that my lives been run
by a box with a big screen, living in a cooler
had I no lips i'd shirley be a drooler

jesus was a mammal
says peter was a thinker
says Jesus rode a camel
peter tossed in his sinker
by a box with a big screen living in a cooler
had I no lips i'd shirley be a drooler

naked on my back
im lying to the sun
afraid to face the fact
that my lifes been run
by a box with a big screen living in a cooler
had I no lips i'd shirley be a drooler