User:Sezzy tee
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sarah tasker is THE coolest person in the world.
HORRAY!
i exist! there should be a celebration.
ABOUT ME:
i am the tallest person you will meet (unless you are a stranger - then i am the tallest person you will never meet)
my eyes are NOT blue, they are orange, and i use them to smell things, such as my watch (it smells nice today! kinda of musky... maybe a little salty.)
i am over 15 years of age. i also drive my black bmw to and from school every day.
i am an old man, and i died today. they played some nice music. my best friend kathryn played Magic by Ben Folds Five. i asked her too. when i died. about five minutes after i got ran over.
ABOUT MY DEATH:
i was ran over by a parked car. it was red. i was wearing a dress at the time, because, like all old men, i like wearing dresses.
my hubby (i am gay) then laughed at my dead body, and said i was ok, even though there was a big machine connected to me making a big, unbroken noise.
ABOUT MY LIFE (WHICH CAME BEFORE MY DEATH):
i lived a happy life in antartica. everything there was orange, like my eyes. i wore purple shoes to school everyday (there were many of these days, as i went to school until the day i died, seeming i was never quite smart enough to graduate grade 9)
i hated the subject english. i did not like the words. grammer and speeling were the only exceptions. i love speeling. i was really good at it too.
i loved CAS though. CAS is the acronym (i think) of Computer Application Studies. i loved typing pointless sentances.
i was destined to be a star the day i was born. as soon as my massive head came out, my parents decieded they would do everything to make me the best actor in the world, including letting me take drama as a school subject and letting me take outside school speech and drama lessons (of which i did my grade 7 AMEB exam and got HONORS!!!). i was also a very good dancer, and i practiced very hard. singing was a bluff. i didnt bother.
i was a fast runner, speedy swimmer, and a super jumper. i was made for the athletic world. sport was MY LIFE. apart from my watch.
i did not grow up to be an IT teacher, singing teacher, sound manager at QPAC, or an astoundingly fantastic actrees, but i DID turn into a dog and barked at heaps of people.
ABOUT MY TIME IN LIMBO
i did the limbo. not only with chickens at red rooster, but with poles. i ran into these poles several times.
ME IN GENERAL AS A PENGUIN
i have a page that i never update as i am dead. www.myspace.com/penguins_are_my_thang . i have email too but im not stupid enough to put that here (but if you are a spammer feel free to email me at this email address - [spammers_email@hotmail.com]. i also have a phone. my phone number has 10 numbers in it. you can guess it and ring me!!!! my ring tone is really cool, so if you ring me and hear an awesome defult ringtone, i am near!!! (*hears people screaming in distance)
my least favourite band is the cat empire, and my i simply HATE p!nk, but these are both likely to change as i am insane and can't make up my mind.
i hate pacman. it's a ridiculas game. see here (www.ebaumsworld.com/pacman.html). i hate llamas. see here (www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php).
i love pansy. see here (http://k41.pbase.com/u32/gwilburn/upload/21066766.pansy.jpg)
thank you for reading about me. i hope you have realised pretty much everything in this entry is true, including this paragraph. it is SOOO not the opposite, cause opposites are lame (unlike you).
PS. I LOVE MUFFINS!
Visit my friend User:Jigglebox2002
Sparkerly Danilions loves Alan
