User:Sercc

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Sercc (This Wikipedian is lazy beyond reason) Name: Chris Davis Gender: male Birth date: April 28, 1986 Location: Texas Occupation: professional freeloader Contact info Website: Reverie Realms E-mail: serccsvid@gmail.com Interests Web Programming Fantasy Writing Roleplaying Contributions This user contributes using a laptop. winXP This user regretfully contributes using Microsoft Windows XP. NOTEPAD.EXE| This user contributes using Notepad. This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox. >56k This user contributes using a broadband connection. IP This person's IP is 127.0.0.1. Content contributed by this user is released into the public domain. This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive. This user is bold, but not reckless, in updating pages. This user assumes good faith. This user clicks on Random article way too often.

Language en This user is a native speaker of English. snkt This user says sneaked. !? This user is a punctuation stickler. A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma. its/it's It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. Coding prog-x This user is merely a humble programmer. php-4 This user is an expert PHP programmer. mysql This user writes programs that access MySQL. html-4 This user is an HTML expert. .css This user can write Cascading Style Sheets. js-3 This user is an advanced JavaScript coder. Java-2 This user is an intermediate Java programmer. c++-2 This user is an intermediate C++ programmer. asm-1 This user is a beginning assembly language programmer. bas-1 This user is a beginning BASIC programmer.

[edit] The Basics

Who or what is this... thing that calls itself "Sercc", despite the fact that its mommy named it something else? What motivates it to do... well, actually, Sercc never really does anything. Still, things somehow seem to get done, despite the fact that no one ever sees him actually working. His unparalled skill in indolence and procrastination prevent him from doing anything constructive. Additionally, he's a know-it-all, which makes him annoying as well as useless.

His negative attributes aside, Sercc strives to attain the title of polymath, although it's really only to augment his know-it-all-ness. Overjoyed was he when he discovered Wikipedia's random article link. A wonderful treasure trove of random knowledge it was, and he dove in headfirst. He nearly drowned. However, he has now acquired an uncanny ability to be able to add his two cents to a discussion of even the most obscure subject. Sometime three cents, even.

[edit] Projects

Always aspiring to do something, and never actually doing anything, Sercc has begun a number of industrious projects in his lifetime. He's attempted to write numerous stories, but always grows bored before he gets halfway through. However, his coding-related attempts are slightly more fruitful. The text-based roleplaying game known as Elinon Online is basically finished (although a certain admin keeps wanting new things added). He has also begun work on two other games that have yet to be announced, but are definitely under development, because sometimes Sercc just gets bored. One of the projects is expected to be released sometime in the next couple of months, but who really knows?

One other thing Sercc seems to like to do is... play with language, basically. To date (February 17, 2006), he has created four different alphabets, and is also working on a lexicon. Like it says above, sometimes he just gets bored.

[edit] Wiki

So, other than clicking that random article link, what does Sercc do at Wikipedia? Not much of anything, really. He occasionally makes minor edits to correct spelling and punctuation, and that's pretty much it. He is beginning to consider contributing to some roleplaying articles. Perhaps add something here and there about Internet scripting languages. Other than that, he just reads and keeps to himself. In fact... how'd you find this page to begin with? What are you, some kind of stalker?! Get away, you freak!