Screenshot |
Title |
Director |
Writer(s) |
Original airdate |
Production code |
# |
Overall Total |
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"The Note" |
Tom Cherones |
Larry David |
September 18, 1991 |
301 |
1 |
18 |
Jerry, George, and Elaine receive free massages. Afterwards, George questions his sexuality. |
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"The Truth" |
David Steinberg |
Elaine Pope |
September 25, 1991 |
302 |
2 |
19 |
George tells his ex-girlfriend why he ends their relationship, which puts her in a mental institution; Kramer sees Elaine naked. |
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"The Pen" |
Tom Cherones |
Larry David |
October 2, 1991 |
305 |
3 |
20 |
Jerry and Elaine fly to Florida to visit Jerry's parents; Jerry has a scuba accident and Elaine suffers a night on their couch. |
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"The Dog" |
Tom Cherones |
Larry David |
October 9, 1991 |
303 |
4 |
21 |
Jerry is left with a belligerent dog; George and Elaine realize they have little in common. |
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"The Library" |
Joshua White |
Larry Charles |
October 16, 1991 |
304 |
5 |
22 |
Jerry and George recall their high school years when Jerry learns that a library book he checked out in 1971 is overdue. |
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"The Parking Garage" |
Tom Cherones |
Larry David |
October 30, 1991 |
306 |
6 |
23 |
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer get lost in a parking garage after shopping for an air conditioner. |
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"The Cafe" |
Tom Cherones |
Tom Leopold |
November 6, 1991 |
307 |
7 |
24 |
Jerry visits an empty restaurant; Elaine takes an IQ test for George. |
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"The Tape" |
David Steinberg |
Larry David, Bob Shaw & Don McEnery |
November 13, 1991 |
308 |
8 |
25 |
George orders a baldness remedy from China; Elaine anonymously leaves an erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder. |
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"The Nose Job" |
Tom Cherones |
Peter Mehlman |
November 20, 1991 |
309 |
9 |
26 |
Kramer encourages George's new girlfriend to get rhinoplasty; Jerry is conflicted about a beautiful actress with whom he has nothing in common. |
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"The Stranded"[1] |
Tom Cherones |
Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld & Matt Goldman |
November 27, 1991 |
310 |
10 |
27 |
George leaves Jerry and Elaine waiting for a very tardy Kramer at a party. |
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"The Alternate Side" |
Tom Cherones |
Larry David & Bill Masters |
December 4, 1991 |
311 |
11 |
28 |
George takes a job moving cars across the street; Elaine cares for her 66-year-old boyfriend; Kramer popularizes a line. |
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"The Red Dot" |
Tom Cherones |
Larry David |
December 11, 1991 |
312 |
12 |
29 |
Elaine finds George a job at a publishing company; he repays her with a damaged gift; Jerry reintroduces Elaine's boyfriend to liquor. |
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"The Subway" |
Tom Cherones |
Larry Charles |
January 8, 1992 |
314 |
13 |
30 |
Each of the four principal characters has a unique experience on the subway system. |
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"The Pez Dispenser" |
Tom Cherones |
Larry David |
January 15, 1992 |
315 |
14 |
31 |
Jerry's Pez dispenser causes a scene at a piano recital by George's girlfriend; Kramer creates a cologne. |
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"The Suicide" |
Tom Cherones |
Tom Leopold |
January 29, 1992 |
313 |
15 |
32 |
After a neighbor attempts suicide, Jerry visits him at the hospital and becomes attracted to the girlfriend; Elaine develops a ravenous appetite after fasting for a medical exam. |
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"The Parking Space" |
Tom Cherones |
Larry David & Greg Daniels |
February 5, 1992 |
318 |
16 |
33 |
George and another of Kramer's friends face off over a parking space. |
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"The Fix-Up" |
Tom Cherones |
Larry Charles & Elaine Pope |
February 12, 1992 |
316 |
17 |
34 |
Jerry and Elaine set George up on a blind date; Kramer gives George a defective condom. |
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"The Boyfriend - Pt. 1" |
Tom Cherones |
Larry David & Larry Levin |
February 12, 1992 |
317 |
18 |
35 |
Jerry befriends Keith Hernandez at the gym; Kramer recounts an incident in which Newman and he were spat on during a New York Mets game. |
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"The Boyfriend - Pt. 2" |
Tom Cherones |
Larry David & Larry Levin |
February 26, 1992 |
319 |
19 |
36 |
Jerry becomes jealous when Keith Hernandez begins dating Elaine. George comes up with a scheme to collect unemployment. The spitting incident is revisited, and a "second spitter" theory, à la Kennedy assassination is discussed. |
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"The Limo" |
Tom Cherones |
Larry Charles |
March 4, 1992 |
320 |
20 |
37 |
Jerry and George board a limousine intended for other passengers. They invite Kramer and Elaine to join them but later learn that the intended riders were neo-Nazis, for whom they have been mistaken. |
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"The Good Samaritan" |
Jason Alexander |
Peter Mehlman |
March 25, 1992 |
321 |
21 |
38 |
Jerry trails a hit-and-run driver but is attracted to her and begins dating her; he later learns her victim was a longtime quarry and dates the latter as well. Kramer begins having seizures whenever he hears Mary Hart's voice. |
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"The Letter" |
Tom Cherones |
Larry David |
April 4, 1992 |
323 |
22 |
39 |
Jerry learns that his new artist friend (played by Catherine Keener), from whom George has been forced to buy a painting, plagiarized a letter to keep him from breaking up with her. Elaine refuses to remove her Baltimore Orioles cap during a New York Yankees game. |
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"The Keys" |
Tom Cherones |
Larry Charles |
May 6, 1992 |
322 |
23 |
40 |
Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career. As George, Elaine, and Jerry exchange spare key privileges, Jerry and George learn that Elaine is secretly writing a Murphy Brown script; Kramer, later, is hired to play Brown's secretary. |
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