User:Seans Potato Business

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S.O.S.
Near the bottom of my userpage is a sea/image monster with a crazy border that threatens to destroy us all. If you can tame it and save the world from its evil clutches, I'll build a loaf of bread in your likeness (and eat it). Thanks!
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Memberships

WikiProject Molecular and Cellular Biology
WikiProject Kindness Campaign

Useful pages

Category:MCB articles needing attention
Disambiguation pages with links

My references
Article hit list

Electrophoretic mobility shift assay
Gene therapy
Zinc finger protein transcription factors
Zinc finger protein nucleases
Two-hybrid screening

Things to do

Increase the value of articles on my hitlist
Assess MCB Pymbol tutorial
Make the MCB Advice page useful]] (include section on citations with link to full page)

Other policy

Templates
Cite sources
Purdue University fair use checklist

Miscellaneous

Requested science articles
Taxobox Usage
Silsor's Neo-nazi_watchlist
Congressional watchlist
Political hotbutton watchlist

The text I use for welcome pages
{{subst:User:ClockworkSoul/welcome}} ~~~~
User page vandalism

Don't do it, man!

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The real world me

In the real world, I'm a 22-year old sort-of-student (that is, I'm between a bachelor's and a master's degree). I'm currently working for a nice company called Centocor, home of engineered antibodies infliximab and reopro used to fight a variety of evils. I'm basically just a glorified cleaning lady there, but without much of the glorification :'(

I want to start a masters in biomolecular science and go on to further the goals of gene therapy!

In my spare time I run a transnational potato business and frequently have meetings and travel around a lot, first class of course, as many a CEO often must.

The Wikipedia me

On Wikipedia, I'm a ghost, lurking in the shadows unnoticed (and unrewarded (hint)).

I've had a Wikipedia bookmark since 04/07/04 (recently discovered while sorting out bookmarkcruft) but didn't start contributing until the following year (how selfish!). Actually, I may have made some triffling anonymous edits; I honestly don't remember. I became more active towards the end of 2006 and have been most active since the beginning of 2007.

My special interests are protein engineering and gene therapy and hope to increase the wealth of wikiknowledge in this area over the coming years.

Sometimes deletion is a good idea, and it tends to be obvious when it's the right thing to do. When an article is doing no harm can be developed over time though, I think it should be left for those more knowledgeable about the subject. I think it's a waste of the original contributor's effort, the effort of the deleter and a potential waste of effort of the next person who comes along and starts a stub on the subject. Effort is a valuable resource and shouldn't be wasted like this! In summary; improve it; don't remove it!

If you wish to contact me, feel free to make a note on my talk page.

Significant contributions

All my contributions are signficant, godamnit! The most significant at the moment was probably to two hybrid screening but I never even finished that. I've created a fair few stubs but I'm moving towards creating fuller articles on things I'm more interested in since apparently a beefier article is less likely to get deleted as though it weren't noteworthy.

Behold! My creations

Below are examples of my fine work. Deletionists stay away!

I often can't be bothered to keep a log of my contributions, since we both know you don't care! Suffice to say that I am indeed, a well respected pillar of the Wikipedian community!

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Sean's thought for the day

I just found five pairs of socks that I didn't know I had! Life is good! :)

My user boxes
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nl-1 Deze gebruiker bezit elementaire kennis van het Nederlands.
INTJ This user's MBTI type is INTJ.
This user is a Citizen of the World (Terra, ).
This user is a Go player.
This user is a member of the Molecular & Cellular Biology WikiProject
This user enjoys playing chess.
This user strongly denies being the Messiah.
This user would rather write articles than play wiki-politics.
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Acknowledgements

I stole this userpage from ClockworkSoul and I'd do it again if I had the chance!

Lesser userpages

When you've finished staring in awe at my userpage, you might want consider recovery through browsing these lesser userpages;

Elonka - she's been on TV!!
Willow - the nicest Wikipedian I know [of]: likes knitting
Fir0002 - nifty photographer dude
Rich Farmbrough - 150k edits?!

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The mantel

This is the place all my awards will go when my hard work and effort is finally noticed. Nothing here right now but dust...


Funny things

I found this on some website and think it's terribly funny...

One night working at technical support, this old lady called and told me that she received our disk and said that she's afraid of it.

Tech Support: "Well ma'am, there is nothing to be afraid of. It's for your computer."
Customer: "Well, I don't have a computer. The directions say 'install and run'. I'm too old to run."
Tech Support: "Ma'am, could you please hold?"

I need a brief pause to scream with laughter.

Tech Support: "Ma'am, I can assure you that you are ok."
Customer: "Ok. Should I call the police?"
Tech Support: "No, ma'am, just throw it away."
Customer: "Well, there is a silver thing that slides across, and it clicks. What is that?"
Tech Support: "It is safe to throw it away. It's for a computer, ok?"
Customer: "But is this a bomb?"
Tech Support: "No, ma'am, just throw it away."
Customer: "Now?"
Tech Support: "Yes, if you like."
Customer: "Son, you saved my life! Thank you, and have a nice day."

Comic strip
My favourite films
My antivandalism proposals

[edit] 1. Make vandals accountable in the real world

People that vandalise Wikipedia habitually or use automated vandalbots to do the same, continue to erode at the hard work of thousands, creating further work for hundreds more. Some people in the public eye and therefore with widespread influence have (allegedly) actively encouraged such vandalism and contributed to the problem in a way that most users are unable.

The Computer Misuse Act 1990 of the UK states that a person is guilty of an offence if he does any act which causes an unauthorised modification of the contents of any computer with intent to prevent or hinder access to any data held in any computer or to impair the reliability of any such data in the knowledge that any modification he intends to cause is unauthorised. The Cybercrime Act 2001 of the Commonwealth of Australia states that a person is guilty of an offence if the person cause any unauthorised modification of data held in a computer. Naturally, both of these laws cover the incitement of commiting and such act.

The keyword is 'unauthorised'. The missing link between a vandal's actions and their accountability in real life is that of authorisation; if you check out |Jimbo's statement of principles, he already states that the community needs protection against real vandals. My proposal thus comprises that Jimbo's wishes are ratified and that the phrase "Vandalism of Wikipedia is forbidden" or words to that effect are added alongside the current warnings: Content that violates any copyright will be deleted. Encyclopedic content must be verifiable. You agree to license your contributions under the GFDL.

If this can be done, then after an initial warning of offenders (remember, I'm still talking about operators of vandal bots and certain television presenters) to satisfy the requirement for knowledge that the modification is unauthorised, the offender must cease and desist or will be reported to the appropriate authorities.

According to my understanding, this strategy could not be applied to edits coming from within the Unite States. I am unaware of the content of analagous laws of any other countries.

Please help develop this proposal by suggesting flaws, improvements, countries in which the law is compatible with the UK and AU laws and countries in which it is not.

[edit] 2. Giving detention to school-based vandals

It has been surmised that a considerable quantity of vandalism arises from misuse by school children who are less inclined to appreciate the importance of the project. Since these edits are sometimes traced via their fixed IP addresses to specific schools, I suggest that these schools are contacted with details of the vandalism that has arisen from their IP, and perhaps a selection of their useful edits, if any exist.

They could hold a school assembly on the subject of Wikipedia (they may even be thankful for the idea - I've sat through separate assemblies whose main topic consisted of a watch, a glass of water and a two pound coin where the teacher must have been really scraping the barrel!), condoning constructive edits and condeming damaging ones (ideally with threat of detention). If a response is asked for and received, it might be possible to keep a list of Wikipedia-friendly schools so that further vandalism from that IP address is dealt with differently.

Please help develop this proposal by suggesting flaws and improvements and other useful information.

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