User:Sean hegdahl
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[edit] Sean hegdahl
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[edit] the true life story
is a legend in himself first born to his mother mary and father joseph in the year 27 BC. having to live in a time where jesus was running around causing a havok for women and children "falsly curing them of their illnesses" while actually inpregnating them. sean when turning 18 meet jesus and became quick freinds with him forming the jewish bloods to combat the muslim crips. while jesus and him had their crusade against the crips jesus picked up a posse he named the apostles. there were actually 13 of them sean being the first and the only one never to be named in the bible. after the war with the crips jesus meet mary madeline through sean since it was his half sister. jesus and mary got married 1 week before seans death the reason the couple got married thanks to jesus inpregnating her. sean had a very uncanny reseblance to jesus so when the romans came to go put him on the cross they grabed sean by accident sean tried proclaiming he was actually sean but the guards did not belive him at all. after that sean was put on the cross wiped and all that when on the cross he created the infamous song always look on the bright side of lifwe which at a latter date was in monty pythons the life of brian. 10 days later jesus resureccted his sorry ass. After the resurrection jesus got mad at sean for taking the last of the goldfish cracker snacks and flash froze him and dumped him out by some random swiss mountain, leaving him there for a good number of years. In 1915, after the German scientists found sean and defrosted him in the newly discovered "microwave oven", sean went to finish high school and met a kid named Adolf. Adolf was a timid kid, always talking about his "stupid jewish father." Then one day after graduation, and a hangover, Adolf reviled his plans to sean. At this point sean looked at him amazedly, and shot him. He then took his face off and surgically attached it to him. Thus Hitler was born. It took Sean a few years to get his plans in action, but by 1921 he was set to go.
