User:Schellack
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One of Schellack's favourite hobbies is sprawling out on his comfortable bed, reading random Wikipedia articles whilst sipping scotch on the rocks. Occasionally, Schellack is known to get quite plastered in this manner, such that his brain no longer retains anything he is reading. Consequently, Schellack finds it may take him several readings over several nights to absorb a given Wiki article.