User:Sausabe

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Your lord and master.

Sausabe is known far and wide to have an incredibly offensive sense of humour. Satire is his fuel and Cynicism his breakfast. He enjoys fine punk rock music, long walks on the beach, rifles, shinies, and the colour Blellow.

Sausabe is quick to make friends but has just as many enemies. These enemies include: Communists, morons, 'Moron Soup,' ACLU members, Anti-Gun advocates, feminists, people with morals, poseurs.

He also is a member of eBaum's World Sucks and plays Guitar Hero uncontrollably.

Sausabe does not have a drinking problem. He has a drinking solution.

Sausabe likes:

• Punk Rock
• FPS
• Blellow
• the Simpsons
• Drums
• Real Music
• Guns
• Boobs
• Shinies
• Fire

Sausabe Dislikes:

• eBaum
• Communism
• Apathy
• Morons
• Infoflux
• Pop Culture
• Pessimism
• Elton John
• Having to sort through endless amounts of userboxes for his profile