User:Santino3000

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[edit] About This Guy

Santino Lighthouse first graced the Earth with his prescence on December 19, 1991. Since then, the world has known the meaning of "true happiness" and everything since, has rocked. Well, at least everything that Mr. Lighthouse likes; everything besides that obviously sucks. Some of the things that rock are:Ninjas, Guitars, Comics, Pirates, Books, Music (Rock). There are many, many other things, but those are the main ones. Idiot. In order to understand the awesomeness of Mr. Lighthouse, you first have to learn how to be like Mr. Lighthouse. And in order to remain breathing, you must read on. So get to it!

[edit] Ninjas

Well, first you have to understand one thing. Santino Lighthouse is a Ninja. I know, it's shocking isn't it? He rocks that much harder than you. But you might say to yourself, "I know about Ninjas". But the fact of the matter is, you don't know crap about them, unless you are Robert Hamburger, the Ninja in the awesome "Ask a Ninja" Podcast, Cullen, Nick, Paul, or John. So, for all you stupids out there, I suggest you pick up a copy of "Real Ultimate Power" as fast as you possibly can, or you can always go with the other option, which would of course be a good ol' shuriken to the throat. To release any more information on this aspect of Mr. Lighthouse's life is illegal under federal law and unadviasable. But then again, there's always the shuriken option.

[edit] Guitars

Santino Lighthouse's primary guitar is a Gibson Les Paul, but he has also been rumored to use a Diamond Series Schecter C-1. As far as Mr. Lighthouse's Acoustic guitars go, he uses a Martin ALternative X and a Martin D12X1 (his twelve string). Since Mr. Lighthouse plays guitar, that means he rocks.