User:Sammy The Pirate King

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About me This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox. G This user uses Google as a primary search engine. This user likes waffles. This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha! arg-2 This user is an intermediate air guitarist. This user is the Ideal Dictator. LOST 4…8…15…16…23…42… This user is LOST… This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. Template:User Pirates This user is a pirate. Arrr! ' This user is a Sith Lord Who This user knows Who's on First. This user thinks the Xbox 360 is Superior.

Arghhh! Welcome to my user page! My real name is Sammy the Pirate King! I have an apparent nack for gathering images that don't have a copyright, and arrrgh I don't care! I pillage and plunder whever my ship goes! I like to spend time listening to music and burning things to the ground. I read on occasion and waste more time in boredom here then I should. I enjoy lazy summers and watching war movies. This is what I do when I am not raiding and getting in trouble with the law. And yes I vote republican. Other then that I pursue my love despite her best efforts to avoid me. 'Tis a game to her, though she play with my heart so carelessly. I just need to get the elf out of the way. Arggh!

[edit] Tips for New Pirates

Here are some nice raiding places:

• The Carribean Islands
• Craphole Island

Avoid these:

• Sharks
• These Guys
• Argggh! He'll steal your booty!

[edit] Contributions to Wikipedia (Articles I've written)

• Robin T. Cotton -- He's a swell fella'.
• Todd Agnew -- Nice rocking music for ya'.
• Ventriculomegaly -- I was bored, what can I say?
• Others (Lost) -- Argh! Me best mates! I love 'um like my children.
• M. Night Shyamalan -- Argh! Argh!

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