User:Saminferno

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Sam Inferno, purveyor of heavy metal, kicker of asses, and general shredding casanova. Legend has it that Sam's body was forged by mighty Hephaestus himself. Legend also has it that Sam Inferno met the devil at a crossroads, and the devil wanted to buy Sam's guitar skill in exchange for an extra soul. Sam Inferno enjoys hearty roasts, steaks, and burgers as well as other culinary delicacies such as cookies and bagel-bites. Sam is also the writer of such classic essays as "Plays are Gay," "Tatums are a Delicious Chip," and "Mission Accomplished."