Salty clown penis

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For those who have yet to experience it the majesty of the 19th century relic, the suprise is an unsettling one. the salty clown penis has been considered an artifact an ancient section of the Mormon Church of Utah (MCU).

The history of the salty clown penis includes the bloody semen found all over the skin tissue. This leaves scientists to believe that the original clown who once weilded this piece, probably had sex with a French scientologist while she was on her period.