Rollin' with Saget

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"Rollin' With Saget"
Single by Jamie Kennedy and Stu Stone featuring Bob Saget
from the album Blowin' Up
Released	2005
Format	Single, Digital Download
Recorded	2005 or 2006
Genre	Hip-Hop
Length	03:09
Label	JKSS Records
Writer(s)	Jamie Kennedy and Stu Stone
Producer(s)	Jamie Kennedy
Chart positions
Jamie Kennedy and Stu Stone singles chronology
n/a	Rollin' With Saget (2006)	Circle Circle Dot Dot (2006)
Bob Saget singles chronology
n/a	Rollin' With Saget (2006)	Cootie Cootie Dot Dot (2006)

Rollin' With Saget (also known as The Bob Saget Rap) is a comedic rap song composed by Jamie Kennedy and featuring Stu Stone and Bob Saget. Much of its humor is derived from showing the profane and violent aspect of Saget's personality, which is the opposite of his most famous role, Danny Tanner, a father of three on the US television series Full House.

[edit] The song

Kennedy originally composed this song in 2005; Saget was recruited at a later date. The song is intercut with imitations of turntable scratching and a repeated chorus identifying Saget as "Numero Uno - nobody does it better".

The song portrays the three men as a "gang", led by Saget, out during a night of barhopping on "the mean streets of Malibu".

Saget is wearing khaki trousers and a cardigan sweater, which is an outfit more consistent with his Danny Tanner character than a gangster. This outfit gains Saget his other title, "the illest motherfucker in a cardigan sweater".

The trio drives to a local nightclub while Saget rolls blunts in the backseat. The bouncer (Terry Crews) at the front door of the club refuses them entry. In return, Saget offers to show the bouncer some "affection" and flattens him with a single punch, and the trio enters the club.

In the VIP section of the nightclub, Saget starts carousing with various women, fortifying himself with Dom Perignon champagne consumed directly from the bottle. As he plans to leave the club with three models, rappers DMX and 50 Cent enter the club. A drunken Saget asks "Who are you again?" Although it is uncertain if Saget truly does not recognize them, the two rappers take this as a sign of disrespect and, after a moment of stunned silence, strike Saget with a chair. An angry Saget pulls a Glock pistol and spews a profane boast: "I got a cock like a donkey, hard as a rock/And a trigger finger itchier than chicken pox!"

As the club patrons run for cover, Saget jumps on a table and begins shooting indiscriminately. In the middle of the melee, club patron Paris Hilton uses her cellular phone to summon the police. However, before the police can arrive, Saget sneaks out the back door with Jamie, Stu, and the models.

Back in their car, Saget encourages the models to begin kissing each other in lesbian fashion, to Jamie's arousal. Saget then suggests that they return to his place, where he has a hot tub, beer, and prized Kush marijuana. The last two stanzas involve Saget congratulating Jamie and Stu, and planning to repeat the exploits the next night. The song ends with Saget saying, "'Night, Michelle", a reference to the character of Michelle Tanner from Full House.

[edit] The video

The music video for Rollin' With Saget was originally shown on Kennedy's MTV reality show, Blowin' Up. Also shown was a "making of" segment, with behind-the-scenes footage from the video shoot.

The video is notable for its cameos, which include John Stamos and George Lucas. It closely follows the story of the song, with an additional scene in which the police catch Saget urinating on the street. The vehicle the trio uses is a Hummer H2 with twenty-inch diameter chrome wheels.

[edit] References

• Rollin' with Saget (censored) from MTV. Retrieved 2007-02-12