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Warning: Excess reading of this User page can result in stomach ulcers, erectile dysfunction, ADHD, smallpox, and constipation. DO NOT READ if you are pregnant, a smoker, chews nicotine gum, takes "the pill," or has a history of acute hearing disability.
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