Ren's Retirement
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"Ren's Retirement" is a 30-minute episode of the animated television episode on Nickelodeon, Ren and Stimpy.
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[edit] Dog Water
[edit] Plot
A man asks his dad how to "break the ice" with a lady (Muffy Joe), and dad tells him to use Dog Water, made by the finest purebread dog saliva. The man asks Muffy to marry him, and she said yes...to Dog Water. When it comes to getting together with old friends, making new ones, the sporting life, or just for fun, use Dog Water. Also available: new Dog Water Lite.
[edit] Notes, Goofs, and Trivia
- This bumper is seen in a gold-like color, known as sepiatone.
[edit] Quotes
- Man: Say, Dad, can we have a man-to-man talk? Sort of mano y mano?
- Dad: That's why I'm standing here, son.
[edit] Ren's Retirement
| “Ren's Retirement” | |
|---|---|
| The Ren and Stimpy Show episode | |
| Episode no. | Season 3 Episode 7 |
| Written by | Jim Gomez, Ron Hauge, Bill Wray, and Bob Camp |
| Directed by | Bob Camp |
| Original airdate | (currently unknown) |
| Episode chronology | |
| ← Previous | Next → |
| "Jiminy Lummox/Bassmasters" | "Jerry the Bellybutton Elf/Road Apples" |
[edit] Plot
One day, Ren wakes up feeling much younger than ever. He is in the best shape of his life, chopping wood, exercising, and even saving Mrs Buttloaves!
Soon, Stimpy tells Ren that it is his 10th birthday, and that he made a cake just for Ren. He starts to blow out his candles, and Stimpy tells Ren he is 70 in dog years. Ren then suddenly starts to feel his age: he suddenly starts getting graying hair, fallen arches, lack of skin elasticity, liver spots, senile dementia, and false teeth.
Stimpy is then seen taking care of Ren, feeding him mush, and taking him to go play golf, where they meet Haggis MacHaggis. At sunset, Ren is looking at the sun, admiring it, and telling someone about it, which turns out to be the Grim Reaper, sitting right next to Ren.
Ren and Stimpy go looking for coffins for Ren at a mortuary presided by "Hey, It's that Guy!" and his henchman, Kowalski. Ren picks out a coffin that is really nice and has a homelike interior, even including a refrigerator and a television. At Ren's funeral, Hey, It's that Guy!, Kowalski, and Wilbur Cobb (as a priest) are present, mourning Ren. Stimpy, overcome by grief, decides to join Ren in his coffin, to which Ren is hesitant at first but then finally concedes. While living in their coffin (and Hey, It's That Guy! and Kowalski are dragging their butts on Ren's grave), a worm comes for dinner, and eats the boys as his dinner!
[edit] Additional Opening Credits
[edit] Notes, Goofs, and Trivia
- This is the first appearance of Haggis MacHaggis.
- According to this episode and Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman, 7 dog years=1 human year.
- Kowalski was also seen in Fake Dad.
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[edit] You Are What You Eat (aka Billy, the Beef-Tallow Boy)
[edit] Plot
A girl didn't enjoy her breakfast. Her dad had beef-tallow, and the girl had Lucky Chodes. However, the girl made friends with Billy, the Beef-Tallow Boy, who beefs up everything she asks him to beef up.
[edit] Notes, Goofs, and Trivia
- Lucky Chodes are mentioned in this bumper. Haggis McHaggis also eats this in A Hard Day's Luck. That's also a reference to Lucky Charms.
