User:Rashaun

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Rashaun is a 25 year old victim of America's higher education system. She is currently updating this page in her underwear.

[edit] Bio

Rashaun's father was a coalminer and her mother was a whore. She spent her youth cleaning customers' genitalia in the rough Storyville whorehouses of the majestic mountain town of New Orleans, LA, before an ex-Green beret named John Rambo showed up and tore the sheriff a new asshole.

After graduating from an alternative school after shanking her punkass Math teacher, Rashaun enrolled in college at Miskatonic University in Arkham, MA, where she studied quantum mechanics for 11 years before she realized that Miskatonic University was fictional.

[edit] Today

Rashaun is enrolled at Delta State University, where they have okra-eating contests every homecoming. She also drives a waaaaaaaahmbulance in her spare time.