User:Raj O Mac

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Raj
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Ring name(s) Sgt Cola
Mr Cola
Master Cola
Raj O Mac
Parallax
Numbers
The Big V.P.
Billed height 5 ft 10 in
Billed weight 250 lb
Born August 6, 1986
Culver City, California

Raj (born August 6, 1986) is not really famous for anything but he does go by the nickname Raj O Mac which is based off his favorite "wrestling" character, Shane McMahon. He is a member of the amateur film group, Cram It Productions, which works on movies such as Zombie Jon and Lost in One Room. Raj also is an avid fan of Star Wars and World Wrestling Entertainment, especially its Raw brand but he has slowly become very interested in its Smackdown brand as well.

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[edit] Personal Information

One of Raj's favorite shots he has taken of the Hollywood skyline
One of Raj's favorite shots he has taken of the Hollywood skyline

Besides wrestling and Star Wars, Raj enjoys photography and has taken numerous shots of scenic views and waterfalls which can be viewed at MasterCola.DeviantArt.com. Raj continues to work on Jedi pictures for the page but for the time being it has been flooded with images of places from trips he has been on.

Raj has also become very avid in watching movies due to his Netflix account. He has watched over 1,000 movies at least and that number continues to grow. Raj is also a very big blooper fan and will look for them on movies all the time. He enjoys bloopers because, he says, it shows the actors having their own sense of humor outside of the "movie's comedy" which he, as an actor, experiences and has as well.

Raj is also an avid gamer, playing on his XBOX 360 daily if he can, which he usually can. His first game on the system was Call of Duty 2 and Gun. He really enjoys Call of Duty 2 and Gun he has kept for "historical purposes" and also because the game is quite fun though short and simple. He says that it is the first game of Grand Theft Auto in the wild west he has played (Raj is a big fan of the Grand Theft Auto Series as well as related games. More recent games he has enjoyed include The Godfather: The Game, Saints Row, Test Drive Unlimited, and, of course, WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2007. Raj has also enjoyed playing the three Burger King games: Big Bumpin', PocketBike Racer, and Sneak King (in that order, from best to worst). Due to Raj's high gamer score, he has been proclaimed an achievement whore who is constantly seeking out games with easy to obtain achievements. The validity of these claims are still in question, although, looking at Raj's gamercard this statement can be seen as fact with the number of sports games with easy achievements he has played. As a result of these criticisms, Raj and his friends have decided to make an achievement whore website based not on XBOX game achievements but instead life achievements that people acquire but doing various, out-of-the-ordinary things in everyday life. The page on Raj's website hopefully will be up in early 2007.

Raj also has an interest in web design and has created the website for India Sweets & Spices and also his own website as well as others for school projects which are not viewable anywhere online.

Returning to Raj's interest in Star Wars, Raj also has a sizable Star Wars lightsaber collection. He has slowly gathered pieces of the collection over 2004, 2005, and 2006 and now his collection is, for the most part, complete. With Star Wars going on the decline, Raj's interest in Star Wars slowly begins to dwindle but he still enjoys his collectibles.

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[edit] The Philosophies of Raj

Raj has spent a number of years on this Earth and along the way he has come up with a number of philosophies for life. There are currently a total of 12 philosophies which Raj follows.

  • A light switch behind a bed does not make sense.
  • A blazer over a T-shirt does not make sense.
  • If a teacher, whose class you are going to later, says, “See you later,” one must wonder why are you going to see them later?
  • If a woman is a bitch they need to know they are a bitch.
  • "Studying" can be code for masturbating and be used as an excuse to not go on XBOX Live.
  • Playing the queen of spades during a game of hearts is okay at any time especially when it is the first round of spades but when one does this one must say, "I know you guys are gonna hate me but here's the queen of spades."
  • One must always order the same ice cream variety, Rocky Road, even in the face of heavy opposition.
  • Given the choices between leaning on nothing and leaning on something, one must choose to lean on nothing.
  • Paying more for the most food does not make sense, they should suck dick for buying so much food and for anything $10 or higher, they should pull down one’s pants for them.
  • One cannot lose if one jerks-off them self.
  • If something happened in a dream, then it happened in the real world.
  • Given the choices between boiling hot and freezing cold, one must choose freezing cold as cold can be cured by layering (clothing, blankets, etc.) whereas heat will persist regardless of how little one wears.
  • If an elderly gentleman in a wheelchair approaches you in an IHOP restaurant and asks you your age, you must reply: "Me? Why I am but (your age)." If you are old enough, he may reply that you would be ready for children in your life any day now.

[edit] Accomplishments

  • On January 9th, 2007 Raj successfully won a game of hearts for the first time ever against real, human opponents at the home of Nivix. His opponents during that match were Rathgar, Nivix, and Tarnas. Despite this victory, however, Raj did not manage to attain the Uhlans Championship Belt; being defeated in Monkey Darts forcing a tie in wins. Nivix retained his title that night. Hearts were soon removed from the Nivix Day line-up, replaced with Crazy Eights, Go Fish, and Old Maid solely.
  • On January 31st, 2007 Raj successfully obtained the Uhlans Championship Belt winning at a tournament of Fusion Frenzy 2. To his misfortune, he lost the belt the next evening to Mana Man also in Fusion Frenzy 2.
  • On February 19th, 2007 Raj attended his first live WWE Raw performance in Bakersfield, California. He and the other Uhlans members can be seen on-camera right after the announcement for Mr. Perfect being inducted into the Hall of Fame for 2007. On that night there were two belt changes, Melina won the Women's Championship from Mickie James and Umaga won the Intercontential Championship from Jeff Hardy.
  • On March 5th, 2007 Raj, despite losing every round in Wario Ware: Smooth Moves, captured the Uhlans Championship Belt picking up wins in Crazy Eights and not losing in Old Maid. Tarnas, the belt holder prior to Raj's win, was not in the competition which usually makes the belt ineligible for capture, however, the belt had not been defended in more than one week so, upon Raj's win for the night, the belt was stripped from Tarnas. Tarnas has put up much argument against this decision but, an overturn of it does not seem likely.
  • On March 8th, 2007 Raj successfully defended the Uhlans Championship Belt in a very close competition consisting of Wario Ware: Smooth Moves and Old Maid. After a 7-day reign and one title defense, within that time, Raj finally lost the belt (on March 12th, 2007) to Mana Man playing Wario Ware: Smooth Moves (scores stayed even for most players), Old Maid, and Go Fish. Mana Man dominated in Go Fish gaining 4 points and losing only once in Old Maid after that. He finished the night with 3 points.

[edit] Videos on YouTube

  • The Jedi Defector - A Raj O Mac Production, Raj's first major rotoscoped lightsaber film. (It's not great but for the first attempt I thought it was pretty good)
  • Lost in One Room - Directed by Rathgar (Cram It Productions), this is our most recent Cram It Production. (4 parts, links to other parts are located in movie description or on the side bar)
  • Raj's Day Off - Art Museum Scene Spoof - A Raj O Mac Production, just a little spoof on Ferris Bueller's Day Off.(Not exactly a "work of art" but it was fun to make and put together)
  • Interview with the Grim Reaper - Directed by Rathgar (Cram It Productions), a look into a day in the life of the Grim Reaper.

[edit] Trivia

[edit] Quotes

  • "It's not about my fun, it's about your fun."
  • "I forgot."
  • "I enjoy it." (in relation to anything Raj likes that someone said they don't like)
  • "All I know is, everything there is to know about (subject)."
  • "Sleep is a waste of time."
  • "Oh yeah? Well now this is happening" (Raj knocks over an object creating minimal, if any, damage)
  • "The true measure of adulthood is the ability to rent a car."
  • "Oh no! Mid-summer nights nightmare!" (I did not actually invent this one but I use it occasionally)

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