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I had a lovely time. --Pugidsound 16:43, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

This user is Single.

[edit] Discussion

Airport: So, I can find little to edit.

They may take out my internet soon, I'll try to get them not to.

Rat: Sorry about the slow reply, this computer is rubbish.

Airport: What was the name of the badass space deity monster maiden bomber?

LOL, i didn't do half of the crap on this account's history.

Rat: It's Kaguya.

Yeah, it's badass. You're a horrible vandal.

BIG ELIJAH: Not anymore, now I am ULTRA MEGA VANDAL.

GRIMTAR: I would check your current edits, but I don't have any divine power over the mightly lands of Zanzibar.

BIG ELIJAH: I am very surprised this screen name exists... now I must outlaw democracy on Wikipedia with unspeakable vengeance.

GRIMTAR: Tagline: Death comes at a price. Sometimes this price is.. DEMOCRACY.

BIG ELIJAH: What to improve...

TD-BURR: *oot laugh*

[edit] Gawjamateevootz Universe

Early concepts for the DBZ Universe, eventually scrapped due to legal issues between series creator Patrick Doyle and Elijah Webb involving many furries. Akira Toriyama got a hold of the bulk of the work and used it as a basis for the series Da Bitch Zapper. In recent times, the two original creators have settled their dispute and have moved on to spread the word of Gawjama.

The series' creators hard at work brainstorming new story arcs.

[edit] Maverick Wars [Before Assfing-Catastrophony]

In a time Before Assfing, Frog Remains. This was known as the Maverick Wars. Ultimate Father was split from Bartletirpoop and Dad while simultaneously creating them. This was the bane of the universe, and only through the fusion of Gawjamateevotz and Oot was salvation found in his immense flying ballsack of sacred cleanliness(see: fly). The Ball sack

finally matures and Gawjemateevootz springs forth, thus ushering in the catastrophony. While in Gawjemateevootz form, the two can revert back to flying ballsack of sacred cleanliness form, which could fly.  It is believed that both of GWJMTVTZ(a common abbreviation used by his fan)'s many transformations were inspired by Jeppy Bumfug who could also transform into many forms, of which he had two(see also: testiclesorcleanliness).

GWJMTVTZ(or, Gawjamateevootz) experiences immense pain throughout the transformation. This renders most of his power ineffective as he has a lack of drive to actually move. His ballsack region becomes quite swollen, and it seeks revenge. Until it is satisfied, his balls feel the flames of Hades.

[edit] Catastrophony [Assfing]

frog...

[edit] Gawjema Saga [Catastrophony-Present]

Gawjamateevotz's brother, Gawjema is finally found. What hilarious pranks shall ensue as these two lucky-go-happy brothers unite in this new, non-canonical adventure?

[edit] Shitfuckgofuck Saga [Shitfuck]

Sculpter's interpretation of the dreaded metal form

Inafune discovers Toei's unannounced involvement in his previous title, and kills off Gawjema brutally through prison rape, in which his stretchy arms amused passer-bys to no end, after they kill him. The secret, untold, personal, universal events of the SFGF saga push the events of the Maverick Wars completely out of cannon, but make up for it by including a hilarious Secret Theatre mode. The true nature of the Shin Cup is finally revealed.

After the creation of the nuturation of the Shin Cup, the Kojima Blood Force,(a race of god-modding, samurai, pizza-eating cats) is revealed. With Gawjamateevotz training to beat Oot on another world, it is up to Oot to save the world. Oot easily tackles the Kojima Blood Force force easily, until they easily defeat him, using their mighty and low-watt flying metal forms, which could fly.

[edit] Someone to Love Saga [20 years before and after Lavos crashed into Darkletirpoop]

A fan rendering of the scene in which Jakarot attempts to make love to Oot whilst MegaMan X steals Oot's power

Oot falls in love with Jakarot, but MegaMan X needs his power to defeat the evil Dr. Willis. Currently in the making, all that is known about this saga is Frog Remains. It is speculated to be the worst of all the saga.

[edit] The Ass-Punding of the Phone (are die boom) [Before Evil Dante became known as 天照大御神]

A double-canonical movie in which nothing manages to happen. Speculation involves Gawjamatevotz getting a loan for his House of Milk, but this has been unconfirmed by Touchy Tiger as false (see African Wild Ass).

[edit] Vermin McTaffy Saga [Beyond Assfing]

A saga in which a homosexual computer vandal on Wikipedia has several bloody orgasms on his own face. This saga features an early design of Bat, while he was still the dreaded bee-cat.

Vermin McTaffy in a state of blissful masturbation.

[edit] Bishi-Bishi Cute Girl Saga (ZX Rated)[DNE]

The fan-favorite character, Dad, gets her first solo movie. The plot focuses on this Ultimate-Father-descendant-turned-renowned-martial-artist-turned-adolescent-girl as she tours the underworld in an attempt to find her lost kitten Zuchi in order to avenge some occurrence which she has long forgotten, or so the introduction asserts. All 47 scenes in the movie actually seem to be disjointed excuses for Dad to be the apathetic recipient of various semi-phallic objects.

Dad is finally reunited with his kitten (after a particularly raunchy 45 minute scene involving a sexual assault on Dad by a molerat whilst he earnestly attempts to tie his shoe) and their tears betray the complexity of the emotions surrounding their meeting. They spend the next hour playfully petting each other and sharing wistful gazes until Dad, in an attempt tickle Zuchi's ear, accidentally removes his own uterus and begins choking Zuchi.

After filming the scene that concludes her story arc, Zuchi's corpse was put on display at the French Museum to commemorate her gloriously and involuntarily sacrificing herself to further add to the sense of realism present throughout the Bishi-Bishi Cute Girl Saga.

Zuchi's surprised reaction and sad expression only serve to confuse Dad further and Dad weeps and wails in anguish as Dad is forced to watch the kitten twitch and gurgle upon Dad's swollen uterus as the life is slowly choked out of him in a particularly dramatic 35 hour scene. The film culminates in an audio-only scene in which Evil Dante X discovers his penis has mutated into a gargantuan likeness of an overweight

a molerat

man, and 40% of the population are forced to willingly copulate to death upon it until it kills them in what is arguably the culminating scene of the film. As of this writing, no single person has successfully culminated to the end of the film.

[edit] Grimtar's Battle With Cancer Saga (The End)

Grimtar about to undergo surgery, whenever that bitch figures out what time it is.

Grimtar, who was once a significant character for three episodes, finally returns, weaker than ever. Having recently had his breast removed in order to battle cancer, he is now going through chemo. This, however, does not stop Bartletirpoop from beating the shit out of Grimtar, as Grimtar owes Bartletirpoop a quarter.

This film is significant as it is the first to truly portray Bartletirpoop's childish personality. Due to the unique creation of his being, he is incomplete and thus incapable of maturity, however, his balls are quite large.

The two attempt to solve their differences, even going as far as Grimtar paying Bartletirpoop off. Bartletirpoop is happy once again for a moment, but upon spending his quarter to purchase a used condom to ingest, becomes most displeased. Grimtar is beaten beyond understanding, and is confined to a hospital for the rest of his life.

Elsewhere, Gawjamateevotz has to deal with influential heroin dealer Virgil "The Turk" Sollozzo, who asks Gawjamateevotz for political protection and financing to start the mass import and distribution of heroin. Gawjamateevotz explains to Vergil that the political figures he counts as "friends" would withdraw their assistance with the business if asked to contribute to what they perceive as an immoral practice compared to gambling and prostitution. Despite the huge returns promised by Vergil, Gawjamateevotz refuses, but the hotheaded Oot breaks rank during the meeting and indirectly expresses interest in the deal.

Gawjamateevotz and Oot struggle to see eye to eye, as their interest in bitches overpowers their rationality as they shoot up gratuitous amounts of cocaine. However, just before Dante attempts to ass-rape Vergil, Vergil gets one last word in, explaining the situation of Grimtar. Gawjamateevotz and Oot are surprised and disgusted. They are taught an important lesson and share a very megablue moment. They conclude that bros definately come before hoes, and rush to the hospital to visit Grimtar.

Gawjamateevotz and Oot arrive at the hospital, and are appalled to see Grimtar's condition: Grimtar is on his death bed. The three of them share an intimate(possibly homo-erotic) moment, in which they remember their former school days:

    Three friends are made, three lives are laughs and tears
    Through years of school and play they share
    As time stands still the days change into years
    And future comes without a care.
    But fate and skill and chances play their part
    The wind of change leaves no good-bye
    Three boys are men their ways have drawn apart
    They tell their tales to justify.

    Once three friends
    Sweet in sadness
    Now part of their past.
    In the end
    Full of gladness
    Went from class to class.

The sadness and love conveyed to them at this time is indescribable and beyond beauty. The tears of emotions put forth by the party lead them into an embrace(in the commentary of this film it is stated that this was originally to be a homosexual scene involving two lions breastfeeding from a giant statue of a molerat, but was later taken out because Ann ate a fetus-cake).

It is upon this reflection and bond that Gawjamateevotz and Oot remember Grimtar owed them both quarters, in which he needed to purchase milk. Upon learning the lack of currency to Grimtar's name, the two protagonists are infuriated and begin contemplating to fuse into Gawjamateevootz. Despite Grimtar's protest, and his deathly weakened state, the two undergo the fusion anyway. The emotions felt upon the creation of this fusion leave to a very confused Gawjamateevootz. In this bizarre mental state and lack of control, he mercilessly kills Grimtar, thus fulfulling their original plan, however, his lust for destruction and ejaculation are not satisfied, and it is in this moment that the 2nd Catastrophony commences.

The screen is then shown a collage of all the characters and the epic struggles endured. The film finally ends in an all white screen with only the words, "It's over," pictured in the bottom left corner. The viewer is led to assume that the universe has been destroyed for good, and this remained true for many years, until the GTBZFT Saga was created, which completely blew the events of Grimtar's Battle With Cancer out of canon. Fans who do not accept the GTBZFT Saga speculate that a new universe was created, in which Ultimate Father is gay and makes love to FFFFFFFFFFFF for eternity, as they are the two final human beings in an endless white sea of horse semen.

[edit] Effective Treatment for Owning the Common Household Cat

A current project by the same people who brought us Gawjama Saga, the elusive, scientific introverts are currently performing tests to cure Catlaria. While not exactly humane, responsible, or at all moral, Doyle and Webb expect to have results by the end of this year.

There are many cures to owning a cat. One of the more effective methods is to feed it nuclear waste.

[edit] Methodical Process Controversy

Some controversy has arisen due to the very nature of these experiments. Most notable is that of the cat community. The new generation of cats are generally unfriendly to such procedures, and will generally lash out in angst-y rage. The catroids have recently launched various attacks against the UAGMT, almost always resulting in tragic bloodshed.

A new generation catroid ready to attack.

For treatment with new generation catroids, it has been recommended a course of different action: Stay the fuck away. Failure to do so may have dire consequences.

[edit] UAGMT

UAGMT, or the United Association Against Mouse Mistreatment, is an organization founded by the Rat King and his much smaller associate BIG ELIJAH. These quasi-intelligent mice are the spear-head producers of such projects by Mr. Webb and Dr. Doyle. While it is not quite certain their true intention, it is blatantly obvious that they fucking hate cats.

The Rat King and his hardly noticeable friend, BIG ELIJAH.

[edit] Facts of Peter

Peter is black.

[edit] The Truth

Peter (b. August 8, 1952 in Osaka, Japan as Shinnosuke Ikehata) is a Japanese transvestite and actor who has appeared in Akira Kurosawa's Ran and Toshio Matsumoto's Bara no soretsu. He adopted the name Peter after his style of dress and dance which was said to resemble Peter Pan.

Peter Fechter, dying on the Berlin Wall after a failed attempt to escape from East Germany. Violence caused 0.98% of all human deaths in 2002. It is speculated by some historians that if his name had not been Peter, perhaps life would have been different.	Peter Frampton attempting to be gay for David Bowie. This is undying proof that Peter's enjoy singing with other men.	Peter's do not have to be black. They can also be purple.	Michael Llewelyn Davies dressed as Peter Pan wrestling with J M Barrie as Hook in August 1906
A popular gameshow host(whos name is Peter) who was killed, along with his second wife, Kathleen, when his Beechcraft Bonanza A36, N16JR [1], crashed a few hundred feet offshore in Santa Monica Bay during climb-out from the Santa Monica Airport in California on the morning of March 13, 2006. It is speculated that he had the ability to subsist on his own feces.	A typical Peter wife.	Joseph attempting to mate with Elijah.	wtf im no peter. get me away from these smelly people and homos. i do not like it here :'[

[edit] The Close-Enough

Peter the Hermit in his classic controversial pose. He is attempting to show the crusaders the way to Jerusalem. However, this is merely only interpretable. Modern day philosophers see this as a sign of future finger pulling, nose picking, and the moment everybody missed God farting except Peter. The younger, more juvenile generation tends to believe this as a sign that perhaps one day a retard riding a pony will one day point to a castle, and it will be amazing.

[edit] Controversy

Little to no controversy has arisen over the perhaps racist personal attacks kind and friendly cuddles due the discovery of Peter. If you feel at all offended, please defer all controversy to the following picture:

DO NOT FEAR. STARE INTO THE PETER.

[edit] Colonel Beck World! (Spiritual Successor to the Gawjama Universe, and also MegaMan 8)

The chronicles of Colonel Beck and his coon-taming adventures.

Colonel Beck, known in some circles as fucking awesome, is the final boss. Sub-bosses and common random encounters in the Colonel Beck Temple include Vayu, Peter, and various incarnations of robotic hellspawn. Colonel Beck has eight forms, though only seven have been identified.

This is by far the gayest comic strip I have ever seenN9philim 01:58, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Form one: The Terror Begins

The first form of Colonel Beck. It is often seen as being a bit too hairy. He is speculated to have relations to the molerats. Whether or not the terrible flying molerat attacks of the past is really his doing or not, there is one truth about this toady conspiracy: Frog Remains. Not pictured in this photograph is the concept in which he is constantly urinating all over his molerat slaves. He must feed gallon after gallon, or else he will revert to form 2 for inexplicable reasons Beyond Assfing. This form of Colonel Beck, known to some sandniggers as Saddam Hussein, harbors a weakness to wind-based magic. Earth-based attacks, however, have no effect.

[edit] Form two: Urination Proclamation

Further expanding on his urination skills is Colonel Beck's second form. He is ruthlessly urinating throughout his existence at this point to such a point that a giant urine shield forms around him, thus making him impervious to all urine based attacks. This form is created when one or three molerats begin to suck syrup from his penis region, and he places two rachets under his armpits. The result is two Robo-Colonel Beck's fused at the middle. Sometimes the balls touch, and it's gay. So far, no one has yet to see his piss stream at RAGING FULL FORCE.

[edit] The Black-loving Jew with mental disorders (Who also happens to be a silly jew)

Saga in which some horribly unfunny images are posted that manage to be infinitely more compelling than anything Whitney ever has or ever will contributed to the ARTICLE. Also has a title thats sole purpose is to declare war on the tyrannical fiends that troll wikipedia deleting user pages but have yet to take down the mighty fortress of Pat's userpage. Can you smell the winds of change, long has it been since the last time they blew from my anus, those heralds of change. OBEY YHWH.

[edit] Molerat

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king molerat

[edit] Frog Remains.

The correct title of this section is Frog Remains. It appears correctly here because of awesome shit. This is directly unrelated to Wikipedia and should be deleted. In conclusion, you should politely take a step back and enjoy.

DO NOT QUESTION. THE RAT KING IS WATCHING YOU. YOU INFERNAL DEMONS. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE YOUR YEARNING FOR CHOCOLATE PUDDING, SOLDIERS OF JUNK.

[edit] Pationary

[edit] Megablue

The correct title of this section is Megablue. It appears incorrectly here because of technical restrictions (in fact, it appears incorrectly above as well since the exact shade of Megablue is a merely a concept and is only viewable when one is in a state of Megablue and is not necessarily an actual shade of blue or, in fact, a color (In other words: You are not allowed to see it)).

The state in which two human beings coincide in perfect and utter understanding of one anothers concepts or actions. Originally stated as "Mega Man is blue", it was later shortened for convenience. It was originally derived from the thought that while you might play Mega Man all your life (that is if you are exceedingly lame) and be quite certain that Mega Man is blue, if another person (or multiple people) were to approach you with the utter certainty that Mega Man is green, you may be forced to bring your own certainty over Mega Man's color into question and may even go as far as to accept their view of reality, thus abandoning your own. However, if another person were to approach you with the confirmation that Mega Man is indeed blue, your view of reality would then be confirmed and validated, as would the other's. Thus this simple statement, "Mega Man is blue", brings about perfect understanding and can strengthen any relationship immeasurably.

Megablue is also used, far less frequently, as a way of chastising you for stating that which has no need to be stated as it is already perfectly understood by the speaker.

[edit] The Oot Laugh

Similar to smiling being an expression of happiness in your typical human, it is similarly typical for you to position yourself so that you are standing with your legs perpendicular to the ground and everything from your waist up parallel to the ground and in a state of constant muscular spasm while both of your arms extend out from your sides and also spasm. This form of expression is used to express that you have achieved a state you must simultaneously and audibly describe as most amusing even as your spine is split apart from the outside and your sinews writhe and snap. You are not allowed to do this.

[edit] Catlaria

The status of owning or possessing a cat.

[edit] Trivia

[edit] Velo Gear

Originally to be in the Gawjamateevootz Universe, series creators Patrick Doyle and Elijah Webb sold the designs for Velo Gear as a peace offering to the ass-hungry Kojima Conductions. In the GWJMTVTZ universe, it was intended as a magical toy instrument for Oot's 4th birthday, some 3,000 years after the Gawjama Saga. Velo was integrated into the recent Metal Series as a bipedal nuclear-armed tank.

Late concept art of the mighty Velo Gear.

A notorious pedophile, Santa was the perfect scape goat to pin the 9/11 fiasco on.

[edit] Bishi Bishi Cute Girl Saga Existential Conflict

Some fans have speculated that the BBCS film does not indeed exist. Others have speculated that said fans themselves do not exist.This flame war eventually drove one of the more zealous fans to brawl with the kid. This most amusing act either started the catastrophony, or caused Bartletirpoop to piss himself, but not both.

[edit] French People

They can't spell Zuchi right.

[edit] Gawjama Article

It is perfect except for Colonel Beck World! and Form one: The Terror Begins. The only good parts in it were created by Elijah Webb and Patrick Doyle. Whitney Stinson needs to get on her ass and either delete it and do something else, or leave it to the goddamn professionals. It is recommended Lindsey Louque improve the article, as she has proved to be infinitely greater than Whitney Stinson, as is Cielo.

You could have been this, Whitney, you sweet, sweet girl. It pains me to see you like this. But, you have never been, and will never be. It's just who you are. I'm sorry, baby. I'll be taking the kids with me. It's for your own good. I'll always love you. --Gawjamateevootz