Pre-School (South Park)

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South Park episode
"Pre-School"
The boys play "fireman" in pre-school.
Episode no. 121
Airdate November 10, 2004
South Park - Season 8
March 17, 2004December 15, 2004
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  2. Up the Down Steroid
  3. The Passion of the Jew
  4. You Got F'd in the A
  5. AWESOM-O
  6. The Jeffersons
  7. Goobacks
  8. Douche and Turd
  9. Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
  10. Pre-School
  11. Quest for Ratings
  12. Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
  13. Cartman's Incredible Gift
  14. Woodland Critter Christmas

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"Pre-School" is episode 810 of the Comedy Central series South Park. It originally aired on November 10, 2004.

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

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[edit] Plot

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

Stan, acting in panic, announces to the boys that Trent Boyett, a classmate from their preschool years, has just been released from juvenile hall. This causes the boys to worry and devise a plan to defend themselves from Trent's anger.

The boys recall the incident from their pre-school days. In their flashback, they get the idea of playing 'fireman', starting a real fire and extinguishing it. They just need someone to start it, so they ask Trent Boyett, the toughest kid in pre-school, who gladly does. However, the fire gets out of control, and when their teacher, Miss Claridge, tries to put it out, she too becomes engulfed in the flames. The police arrive and use Trent Boyett as their scapegoat - Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny lie and say they weren't involved, and Butters doesn't speak up in Trent's defense. Trent is sentenced to five years in juvenile hall, and the boys forget it ever happened until now, five years later.

Miss Claridge is burned so badly that she is forever confined to a sort of iron lung / motorized wheelchair, like the hideously injured Star Trek character "Captain Pike" in "The Menagerie". She can only communicate by using an electronic beep: once for "yes", twice for "no."

Butters, desperate, plans to hide from Trent in his room, indefinitely. His parents Chris and Linda finally force him to go out and play, locking him outside, where Trent gives brutal payback. The boys visit Butters in the hospital; he is severely injured. Meanwhile, Miss Claridge's motorized wheelchair runs out of juice and stalls in the middle of the street. Since her drained battery renders her unable to respond by beeping, the South Park townspeople assume she has become despondent.

To avoid Trent doing to them what he did to Butters, the boys go to the sixth graders for help. When they arrive at the hangout, the sixth graders say that they'll only defend them if they get a picture of Stan's mother's breasts. Stan, reluctant to ask his mother, instead takes a photo of Cartman's butt with nipples drawn-on. The sixth graders buy it, and agree to help them.

However, when the sixth-graders tell Trent to stay away from the boys, an angered Trent severely beats all of the sixth-graders. The boys ask Stan's sister, Shelly, to defend them, but she demands that they first tell Miss Claridge that they are the ones truly responsible for her disability.

The boys meet Miss Claridge, who is still stuck in the middle of the street and attempt to make peace with her. At this moment, however, Trent arrives to finish business. The boys try to talk with him, but Trent still does not want to settle. Cartman then takes out his mom's taser stun-gun, and fires it at Trent, but it shocks Miss Claridge instead, recharging her wheelchair to such a degree that it goes out of control. The wheelchair spins in place then crashes into a propane shop, causing an explosion which destroys the shop and sets Miss Claridge on fire. Afire once again, Miss Claridge crashes into an hydrant, where the flames are put out.

The police ask Miss Claridge if Trent tried to kill her again. She replies "no" with two beeps; the police misunderstand ("Yes, yes!") and arrest Trent. The boys are saved, and relieved that they won't have to worry about this for another five years. Cartman goes on to moon Trent. However, he still has the nipples drawn on his butt. Just as he does this, the sixth graders come back and see the whole thing. Cartman thinks he's in trouble, but the sixth graders are once again fooled into thinking they are boobs and take Cartman with them.

[edit] Quotes

Dr. Doctor: From the test results, it would appear your child was tortured by a bully. He received a massive snuggie; his underwear pulled up so high it nearly killed him. He also received two Indian sunburns on his forearms, a charlie horse on the thigh, and a second-degree titty-twister. And from the damage to his head area, it appears he was also given a swirly -- a colossal one. It also looks like he received a noogie, and a Polish bike ride.

Dr. Doctor: Boys, you have to let him rest. Some mean kid gave him a Texas Chili Bowl.

Stan: What's that?

Dr. Doctor: It involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone, and the anus.

(After the teacher gets injured)

Officer: Miss Claridge, did Trent Boyett do this to you?

Teacher: {two beeps, which is supposed to mean no}

Officer: "Yes Yes". Take him away!

[edit] Parodies

  • The music playing when Trent is released from juvie is eerily reminiscent of the music playing when Snake Plissken was released from prison at the beginning of Escape from L.A..
  • The police's misunderstanding of two beeps meaning "yes, yes" was previously parodied in an episode of Futurama ("Where No Fan Has Gone Before"): Zapp Brannigan tells Fry that one beep means "yes", two beeps means "no", and then when asking Fry if he's guilty, pronounces "a double yes" after Fry's two beeps. In DVD commentary for this episode, Parker and Stone indicated they were not aware anyone else had done such a joke at the time, but were disappointed when they learned someone else had done it. Humorously, neither one of them could remember which show had used the joke, thinking it might have been The Simpsons. Both Futurama and The Simpsons were created by Matt Groening.
  • According to the commentary, Matt Stone and Trey Parker state that even though the child was not actually speaking profanity, they purposefully bleeped Trent Boyett's preschool voice to make it appear he had said something offensive.

[edit] Trivia

  • Trett Boyett mentions meeting Mr. Hankey, fighting Barbra Streisand in "Mecha-Streisand" and the boys' journey to Afghanistan in "Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants" as examples of their adventures.
  • In the flashback, a young Wendy Testaburger and Clyde Donovan can be seen in the background.
  • Due to the fire incident taking place before Mr. Slave appears, Mr. Hat can be seen with Mr. Garrison during the flashback when Ms. Claridge is taken away. This is Mr. Hat's last appearance.
  • The character of Miss Claridge had appeared in one more episode other than this one, specifically The Death of Eric Cartman, where Eric attempts to atone for his actions by giving her a fruit basket.
  • This episode features children being sent to the hospital after falling victim to school pranks. Made-up pranks are the Polish bike ride and the Texas chili bowl (the second involves tabasco sauce, a telephone, and the anus).
  • This is one of the few episodes in which the boys very clearly haven't learned anything from their adventure by the end; despite having been told flat-out that they "can't hide from their pasts," the boys readily make the same mistake at the end of the episode they did five years earlier.
  • When Ms. Claridge is being loaded into the ambulance, you can clearly see Esther in the background. In Marjorine, she is seen again, so she should be in grade 6, 7 or 8.


Preceded by
"Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes"
South Park episodes Followed by
"Quest for Ratings"