Possum Lodge

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Possum Lodge is a fictional club created by Canadian television personality Red Green. It is said to be located in the imaginary town of Possum Lake, in Ontario, Canada, which "is exactly 145 Beer Stores north of Toronto."

As described on the comedy television series "The Red Green Show," the official motto of Possum Lodge is the pseudo-Latin phrase "Quando omni flunkus moritati," which translates to "If all else fails, play dead.". This is recited nightly together with the Men's Prayer: "I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess."

Although the only members are men, pretty much anyone, including women, can join.1 The town of Possum Lake is right down the road from Port Asbestos, home of the rival Caribou Lodge. According to the logo, The Possum Lodge in Possum Lake is the 11th chapter of an unnamed "International Brotherhood".

1 From The Red Green Book.