Poque

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“Poque”
Mega64 episode

tr1gg3r s3r1ou5!!!!1's hacker screen.
Episode no. Season 1
Episode 3
Written by Derrick Acosta
Original airdate 2004
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"Poque" is the third episode of season 1 of the DVD-exclusive show Mega64.

[edit] Plot

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

The episode starts with a mysterious figure explaining his hatred for Dr. Poque. It goes into a Shenmue skit, then Derek and Rocko reveal that there is a big invention Dr. Poque's been waiting to show them. As Dr. Poque is telling them about it, he gets a mysterious message from a hacker. He passes on the new project to Marcus.

Marcus reveals that the new invention is a multiplayer add-on. Derek and Rocko go into a game of Super Dodge Ball with other Mega64 gamers. After the game, Derek and Rocko get a mysterious call from a man calling himself Tony tellin them to "Eat at Joe's." After telling him he has the wrong number, he screams and hangs up.

Meanwhile, back at the hideout... Dr. Poque figures out that the hacker go in through the new network adapter they installed. Dr. Poque gets Horatio to go set up a firewall. The hacker then reveals himself to Dr. Poque as "tr1gg3r s3r1ou5!!!!1" (his real name is Rion Specter). He insults the Mega64, saying that all console games are inferior to PC games. After revealing that he's never heard of the Sega Dreamcast, Dr. Poque insists on giving him a lesson through a music video, "Nuttin' But A Dreamcast", a parody of Dr. Dre's "Nuthin' But a "G" Thang". The video is concluded with a guest-appearance by Hunkty Krunkty, a fictional rapper in the Mega64 Universe.

After the music video, the hacker tells Dr. Poque that he hacked the Mega64 and that when Derek and Rocko go into it next, he's going to kill them. He loads up Duke Nukem Forever with God mode in order to kill them. But at the last second, Dr. Poque breaks back in and loads the hacker, Derek and Rocko into Street Fighter II, in which Derek and Rocko beat up Rion, and he is left trapped in the game, seemingly forgotten about.

Horatio comes back saying he put the firewall up, and that Dr. Poque might need a new car, never explaining what happened to the car. Sean then comes in and asks if Derek and Rocko got a phone call, they say that some guy called telling them to "eat at Joe's, and his name was Tony." Sean suddenly has a flashback where Tony comes into his house and kills his girlfriend because he didn't eat at Joe's, threatening to "kill all the people he loves."

Episode Length: (22:45)

Spoilers end here.

[edit] Additional Credits

  • Chaz Baltezore as tr1gg3r s3r1ou5!!!!1
  • Nancy Botte as Mom
  • Nicole Crakes as Booty Shaker
  • The Mega64 Players: Michael Barbary, Dominic Botte, Brandon Bashars, Casey Cabral, Jason Godfrey, Jessica Hoffman, Adam McCarthy, Ian Luckey, Jenny Luckey, Vanessa Luckey, Mike Ray, Jonathan Rohrbacher
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List of episodes · List of skits
Version 1: "Life Inside A Console" · "I Feel Asleep" · "Poque" · "The Gangs Returned To Class And Became Honor Students" · "Eyes of Skull Has A Secret"
Version 2: "This Story Is Happy End" · "Ode To Sue" · "And Suddenly, Ezra Didn't Feel So Alone Anymore" · "What The Hell Happened To Mega64?" · "Summer Semester" · "Stranger"