User:Philosophus

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This is the user page of Philosophus, Grand Theorist and Founder of the Einstein's Witnesses, Unofficial Anti-Pseudoscience Executive, psuedoConnolley, and theoretical physicist, among other things (see below).

In my capacity as the leader of the Einstein's Witnesses, I have overseen multiple conspiracies on Wikipedia to brutally suppress nonsense, artificially bias articles toward reality, and hinder the efforts of the nuts, quacks, and crackpots who try to present their ideas as truths. It is said that my field of disbelief is so strong that it prevents the theories, inventions, and practices of such people from working nearby, though this has yet to be published in a reputable source.

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[edit] Current Projects

[edit] Policy Resources

[edit] Articles I have been involved in

  • Aetherometry: My first pseudoscience work. Interestingly, I didn't vote on the second AfD, though the supporters were annoyed enough to post some rather interesting comments on my talk page after it was deleted. Of course, if the claims were true, I must have blocked myself for a tenuous 3RR violation later...
  • Scalar field theory (pseudoscience): I moved this to pseudoscience, and amazingly, no one ever disputed the move.
  • Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Anti-relativity: Particle physicists murder their critics! Einstein's Witnesses conspire to delete Wikipedia articles! Oh dear...
  • Articles_for_deletion/Modern Galilean relativity: Anti-relativity revived! And then killed again by the Einstein's Witnesses!
  • BDORT - pulling on fingers is no basis for medical diagnoses (unless something is wrong with your finger, that is).
  • Reiki

[edit] Successful Deletions

[edit] My other deletions

Among the titles I have received:

  • Update: Apparently this wasn't just a random insult. My fellow editor insists that I am, in fact, a cyber clown. I must admit my considerable ignorance to the fact, and further admit that I do not actually know what a cyber clown is. Perhaps the esteemed editor would consider writing an article about them?
  • An Einstein's Witness
  • Unofficial Anti-Pseudoscience Executive (U-APE) (from my friend Asmodeus)

Important facts about me:

  • "The effect of [my] disbelieving electromagnetic field" stops pseudoscience and quackery from working nearby! (see Talk:Bi-Digital O-Ring Test#AND, the world is FLAT !)
  • I brutally suppress historical facts. (see Talk:Modern_Galilean_relativity)
  • I will have to confess all of my "horrible sins", "after Galilean relativity [conquers] the relativity scene with the power of a tsunami", before I "return ... to the warm chest of Galileo". I am, of course, expecting this tsunami to hit any day now, and am waiting impatiently for it to be released. Luckily, I have the advantage of being atop the shoulders of some very large giants, who stand on the shoulders of other giants, and am thus confident that the waters will not reach me.
  • I am "engaged in a conspiracy to support 'conventional' medicine and its profits, and to strangle those brave people who are creating an alternate, superior approach to diagnosis and treatment." (User_talk:24.39.123.238)
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This account was created for privacy reasons, in part in order to allow me to edit articles where harassment outside of Wikipedia might be an issue. I've been on Wikipedia since 2003. Feel free to email me about this if necessary, but I will most likely only respond to administrators or reputable members of the scientific community.

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