Talk:Petts Wood

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During the 1990s the area declared its independance and gained UN recognition as the Peoples Republic Of Petts Wood, with the parliament meeting in Morrsions, before the ill fated invasion of Orpingtion (1999) resulted in the defeat on Croften Lane (near the Cost-Cutter) and the disasterous retreat back into Sparrow Woods, despite heroic resistance the UK forces overran the Republic and political and military collapes resulted in the end of the new nation. Petts Wood has attmepted to gain gradual, consitional reform and a parliament was established in 2004. Since then Petts Wood has began a space program and established several North American colonies.

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