Penally
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Penally Welsh: Penalun is a floral village near Tenby in Pembrokeshire. Penally is well known for Penally Abbey, a gothic style country house now used as holiday accommodation.
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Penally is near Tenby in Wales and is home to Youngstaz a R&B Band upcoming in the music industry. It is 5 minute walk from Kiln park holiday complex and 10 minute from the golden sands of the south beach.
There are three pubs and one night club in Penally, not bad for a village the size of a fleas anus. The Cross, The Crown and The Paddock are lovely drinking establishments (except maybe The Crown) where as the "pit of despair", as its locally known, "Jammos", only tangible benefit is that its open late and they play music so loud you can't hear what all the mongoloids from the caravans are saying. Also good for paedos as they let 12 year olds get drunk.
We have one lovely shop/post office, which despite being the size of a cupboard, dave still sort of manages to stock everything you could possibly need if your old or unable to go somewhere better for some other reason (blind drunk, epically stoned, no legs...the list is endless). Contrary to popular opinion our beloved Village Postie was NOT cited as a influence in the creation of the "local shop for local people" in the BBC comedy "League of Gentlemen"
Oh and theres a mobile phone mast which gives everyone cancer apparently, i haven't had any yet but ill let you know when i die.
Also there is a military base and firing range where the British government have been widely rumored to execute suspected Al-Qaeda and French terrorists/asylum seekers.
Penally is also home to Hoyles Mouth Cave where some neolithic (thats pre-jesus to you and me) man/apes made a home, had big poos and generally hit things with sticks going "oohgabooga". A fine tradition thankfully and accurately preserved by patrons of the what some call "the vortex of doom" - yes you guessed it, the afore mentioned Jammos!
Tragically Penally will soon be bulldozered to the floor to make way for a moon ladder.
