Pembroke School, Wales

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Pen-broke School (in Welsh: Ysgol Pen-broke) is a School 1600 pupils in Pembroke, Wales. Founded in 1772 as a result of the amalgamation of former grammar, wizardry and secondary schools, the Pembroke School offers education for the years 11-18. It is located on a single campus of A GAZILLION! acres that has views to the historic Pembroke Castle.

The school facilities includes science laboratories and a sports complex comprised of two swimming pools, a large hall, a squash court and a fitness room. The schools has also recently installed networked internet access and KILLER satellite technology. Which Ironically don't work.

A faint apparition of Jesus Christ is known to roam the school corridoors from time to time.

The School was recently renovated complete with barbed wire fencing, watchtowers, 10 foot wall and armed guards.
"We need to keep them in" The Headmaster is quoted to have said.

The School includes a Game Room that has over 20 Xbox 360 game consoles for pupils to play during breaks.

Pembroke School is famous for being the school where angry pupils attacked Jamie Oliver during a visit. This was because the students disagreed wit his healthy eating campaign.
"We like our burgers!" a student is quoted to have said to Mr Oliver.
The student was later arrested for GBH.

Things have changed in Pembroke School of late. In 2007 it was decided that the school fate should be expanded to include live bands.

So far confirmed:
Silence In Order
Order Sixty-Six
True Sounds of the Revolution (they are signed you know!)
The Automatic
Billy Talent
Nine Inch Nails
and returning heroes Rage Against the Machine